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[CoasterFreak225]

I think we should just designate one person to do it, rather that have a bunch of people try to create tournaments at once. That would just cause confusion.

If you're going to do it, I want to make sure: you're going to be on right when the DLC releases, right? The DLC will more than likely release Wednesday night/Thursday morning at around 12-1 AM PDT, and the 200cc Frantic tournament, at least, needs to go up right after it releases.

I'm not sure if it's confirmed that I will be doing it. I just told Roo, when he asked for someone to set up, that I will do it. If Roo already designated someone else, that's fine too. About 4am EST? Now that... I'm not sure...

 

[Rebel Leader]

when does the new dlc hit?

 

[PreyingShark]

Everytime I get sniped by a boomerang, it makes me want to commit murder

Yeah sounds about right

Dales, if I have triple reds behind you while you have shrooms, you don't keep shrooming ahead of me when you get hit.

Not salt but this post made me laugh lol

 

[ffdgh]

when does the new dlc hit?

You still got a week to go(23rd)

 

[PreyingShark]

...This is definitely going to need some trimming later.

This game causes some insane amounts of salt.

 

[Azure J]

Hey guys, I have a cool idea. We should post videos of us screwing over Azure to see how salty he can get. Nah I'm just kidding but that sounds very tempting. Also I'm Cap. hotdog in case you were wondering who that is.

I forgot to mention it but yeah I caught on after you posted last night.

I love KartGAF because it allows me to react like a complete asshole with everyone yet they all know it's all in real jest because Mario Kart™ happened. :lol

I'm also totally down for the replay idea. I wish if we could send replays among each other to someone who could record full length races just because sometimes you never get the full look at what goes down in these races unless you can see everyone's perspective on it. Haha.

 

[DaBoss]

Shark pls, those are some weak salt posts. If you want a salty one of mine, you use this:

I literally can't. I wouldn't be upset if I were beaten in a way that was satisfying. But I'm getting beaten by things I can't control.

EDIT: Something something complaining on GAF something something works.

But you know what they say, a picture is better than a thousand words, pictures in motion have thousands of words:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPoVYFXsJPQ

Though that video was way before the first DLC released.

 

[ffdgh]

Shark pls, those are some weak salt posts. If you want a salty one of mine, you use this:

But you know what they say, a picture is better than a thousand words, pictures in motion have thousands of words:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPoVYFXsJPQ

Though that video was way before the first DLC released.

Lol at pink gold peach.

I regret nothing.

 

[Dr Prob]

200cc is going to be exhilarating for you guys. You'll finally get to experience what it's like to go as fast as experts like me.

 

[PreyingShark]

I'll be cutting out the weaker ones later as I find better ones, yeah. LMFAO@that video though.

Also, Roo's feelings for Enforced haven't seem to changed one bit:

As usual, you were trolling me every time you saw a chance.
No hard feelings tho, you have to release that last place salt somehow >

<3 you too Roo

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

Nevermind

 

[PreyingShark]

It's listing the requirements to unlock 200cc in each mode. As we can see, only Grand Prix has an unlock requirement.

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

It's listing the requirements to unlock 200cc in each mode. As we can see, only Grand Prix has an unlock requirement.

Oh that's what that meant :O
ignore my post then

 

[Azure J]

Okay, so on Sweet Sweet Canyon, DaBoss hit ffdgh with a boomerang but didn't hit the bomb. So then the bomb was dropped and DaBoss then decided it would be smart to run right into it, fucking them both over. lmfao

Helped me with my great comeback so I'm glad he did that to you. <3

That Sweet Sweet Canyon race was just the perfect storm of hilarity. Every other second some gigantic cluster fuck would take place and due to everyone weirdly enough being close to one another, there were hardly any moments where folks would just pull out of the hurricane of crazy.

I seriously implore anyone who has the replay of that race to watch it from their own perspective. Shoot, I might just upload it from everyone else's vantage point just for prosperity's sake.

 

[Burning Justice]

I'm not sure if it's confirmed that I will be doing it. I just told Roo, when he asked for someone to set up, that I will do it. If Roo already designated someone else, that's fine too. About 4am EST? Now that... I'm not sure...

Yeah, I remember that. As far as I'm aware, he hasn't designated anyone. If you're not sure you'll be on, then someone else should do it.



I just found the post--Enforced was the other person that offered to do it back then. If he can get on at 1 AM Pacific time to make the tournament, then he should be the one to do it.

If he can't... then I can do it. Barring a disaster, I'll be on at that time for sure. Or if someone else wants to do it, and will be on at that time, then they can.

 

[Gattuso]

I always thought this one was a pretty good one http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=120269848&postcount=978

 

[Azure J]

I always thought this one was a pretty good one http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=120269848&postcount=978

I need to comb through Month 1 of the first OT/game's release just to see some of the comments going around then. I definitely remember a bunch of gems coming from that era. :lol

 

[PreyingShark]

I always thought this one was a pretty good one http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=120269848&postcount=978

LMFAO

Added it, it's amazing. I'll be cutting out some of the weaker ones eventually but that one's a keeper. I like this one too:

As much as I love MK, Nintendo continue with that stupid bullshit of punishing skilled players. If you're in 1st on the third lap, you can bet your life you're going to get a gold coin in an item bubble (whether you already have 10 or not), while the guys in 2nd, 3rd and 4th are all gonna get really useful offensive items like shells and they're all going straight up your arse.

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

Are we going to have a Wall of Shame this time?
Also you should put Omnicent's post that became OT3's title.

 

[PreyingShark]

Are we going to have a Wall of Shame this time?
Also you should put Omnicent's post that became OT3's title.

I don't know that one. Anyone got a link?

 

[ffdgh]

Pre patch coins were so dang common. How the heck did that ever make it past Q&A

 

[Roo]

Are we going to have a Wall of Shame this time?
Also you should put Omnicent's post that became OT3's title.

Yes for wall of shame and about your second question, ffdgh suggested "you got boost power"

 

[Azure J]

Come to think of it, where did all of GAF's Pink Gold Peaches go?

 

[PreyingShark]

Yes for wall of shame and about your second question, ffdgh suggested "you got boost power"

I believe his comment was about adding this to my salt collection:

you fuck THIS GAME! Let the salt flow lol

And not about the future thread title

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

Yes for wall of shame and about your second question, ffdgh suggested "you got boost power"

Great!
Not for the OT title but for the salty post collection.

 

[Roo]

I believe his thread title was about adding this to my salt collection:

And not about the future thread title

Whoops. Read the whole thing wrong lol

Also, Enforced started his troll shit. I'm just defending myself. I told him I would stop if he stopped but he never did so here we are.
Seems like he even enjoys being kicked in the ass by me :x

 

[DaBoss]

Come to think of it, where did all of GAF's Pink Gold Peaches go?

I took Kade out to the back of some forest some where in Canada and he has never been seen since.

 

[ffdgh]

Come to think of it, where did all of GAF's Pink Gold Peaches go?

They all went for the woohoo.

I Still use the golden princess.

 

[HypnoDarkrai]

Come to think of it, where did all of GAF's Pink Gold Peaches go?

They're all waiting for the arrival of Baby Pink Gold Peach.

Maybe this will call them out.

 

[Azure J]

They all went for the woohoo.

I Still use the golden princess.

So in the end Cosmic Squad won.

Amazing. :lol

Edit: Is anyone playing now? I feel like playing.

 

[Azuran]

Come to think of it, where did all of GAF's Pink Gold Peaches go?

They all became Cat Peaches.

 

[ffdgh]

They're all waiting for the arrival of Baby Pink Gold Peach.

Maybe this will call them out.

Looking at this again, it's hilarious that this video actualled called baby pink gold peach XD.

Maybe Daisy will get her turn in smash afterall.

 

[PreyingShark]

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FUCK ALL OF YOU

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I swear to god I am going to destroy you Hypno. If you touch or fuck me over ONE more time...

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Merrick I hate you

Me too

Merrick you ass, your random led to Shit Turnpike.

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When the person in front of you gets a bullet bill and you get a mushroom

And then you get hit by 3 bullet bills

Everytime I get sniped by a boomerang, it makes me want to commit murder

Exentryk haxing his speed to win as usual..

That's enough for me. I'll see you guys on Wednesday. Good games guys

Spoiler

I hate you

As usual, you were trolling me every time you saw a chance.
No hard feelings tho, you have to release that last place salt somehow >

Omnicent

As much as I love MK, Nintendo continue with that stupid bullshit of punishing skilled players. If you're in 1st on the third lap, you can bet your life you're going to get a gold coin in an item bubble (whether you already have 10 or not), while the guys in 2nd, 3rd and 4th are all gonna get really useful offensive items like shells and they're all going straight up your arse.

It was like the game was trying to figure out the most useless things it could give me.

I think I got a sock at one point.

I decided I'd rather come 2nd to you than Merrick so I bombed him and gave you a free cruise to the finish

you fuck THIS GAME! Let the salt flow lol

Done for tonight.

That was fun, fuck you all, hope to do this again, fuck you all, GGs, fuck you all, and so forth.

Albo seriously fuck off already.
Your lame troll shit is getting old

FUCK YOU ENFORCED

Just because I'm the superior princess...

yeah so much fun tonight.

let me express the joy from tonight.

Goodbye, you fucks

Fuck this fucking bullshit game

Heath has the bullet bill luck out the ass so far tonight, good lord.

WHERE DOES THIS DUDE FAND JUST GENERATE FROM?

IS HE AN IN GAME SAIBAMAN?

JUST POPPIN OUT BUSHES AND SHIT, DAMN

Also, Heath is about as innocent as I am Irish.

WHO SHOT THAT MOTHERFUCKING LIGHTNING

WHO DID IT

I WAS ABOUT TO BODY ROO

FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME SO FUCKING MUCH.

I had first place by a large margin 3/4 of the race. WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT

The only character I'll admit to attacking intentionally are mortons.

But I only discriminate when Roo or Exentryk are playing :/

OKAY THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO FIND OUT WHERE ALL OF YOU LIVE AND THEN I'LL THROW REAL LIFE TURTLES AND STARFISHES AT THE BACK OF YOUR HEADS SO YOU ALL KNOW HOW I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW AFTER ALL OF THAT ABUSE.

HONORABLE MENTION

I have no regrets.

The game that caused it was Mario Kart, and it's been building up for over a week. Endless amount of coins, hit by two blue shells + 5 reds all in the last lap, never getting a decent item when behind... stuff like that. I think i played over 50 games consecutively this week before getting one win. And to be clear, i don't suck at it, usually i'm the fastest (or second fastest) of the group, I just have been getting fucked over the entire week. So, my motives are pure, lol.

 

[Roo]

I remember that time I said Albo to fuck off.
It was probably the only time I was really pissed off lol

 

[Azure J]

Tangent: I forgot how much I love the look of the sport bike with the retro off roader wheels. Is there much of a difference between 4.25 and 4.5 speed for me to continue using Slicks as my main tire setup on that bike?

 

[PreyingShark]

Went through and deleted everything that didn't make me chuckle again. Much better I think.

I remember that time I said Albo to fuck off.
It was probably the only time I was really pissed off lol

Oh I remember that! Need to find that one. lol

Tangent: I forgot how much I love the look of the sport bike with the retro off roader wheels. Is there much of a difference between 4.25 and 4.5 speed for me to continue using Slicks as my main tire setup on that bike?

Not a big difference, no.

 

[PreyingShark]

This the one?

Albo seriously fuck off already.
Your lame troll shit is getting old

 

[Roo]

This the one?

lmao yeah xD

 

[PreyingShark]

Added. You can just taste the salt.

 

[Kade]

I took Kade out to the back of some forest some where in Canada and he has never been seen since.

Excuse me, DaBoss?

I switched to Link but I haven't played in a while.

 

[ffdgh]

Tangent: I forgot how much I love the look of the sport bike with the retro off roader wheels. Is there much of a difference between 4.25 and 4.5 speed for me to continue using Slicks as my main tire setup on that bike?

Slicks are 4.75 unless you mean slims/triforce tires.
Anyhow you decide.

 

[PreyingShark]

Slicks are 4.75 unless you mean slims/triforce tires.
Anyhow you decide.

AKA it depends on how much you hate Sherbet Land and Dolphin Shoals.

 

[Azure J]

Slicks are 4.75 unless you mean slims/triforce tires.
Anyhow you decide.

Yeah that.

Current: Rosalina + Sport Bike + Slicks + MKTV Parafoil
Old: Rosalina + Sport Bike + Retro Off Roaders + MKTV Parafoil

Am I maxed out for the first setup?

 

[ffdgh]

AKA it depends on how much you hate Sherbet Land and Dolphin Shoals.

And dry dry desert, ice ice outposts, beginning of mount wario and neo bowser city...I think that's it.
Slims would technically be better than retro offroad overall tho lol.

 

[ffdgh]

Yeah that.

Current: Rosalina + Sport Bike + Slicks + MKTV Parafoil
Old: Rosalina + Sport Bike + Retro Off Roaders +
Am I maxed out for the first setup?

Current: Yep
Old: You have the option to change from the MKTV Parafoil to a heavier glider to for a bit more weigh, air speed, and to not have any unneeded acceleration.

 

[PreyingShark]

Hmm, true. Slims are teh cool.

 

[Roo]

Excuse me, DaBoss?

I switched to Link but I haven't played in a while.

lol
Digging old salty posts won't do any good heheh

 

[Enforced]

FUCK YOU ENFORCED

Just because I'm the superior princess...

I like this one. I'll look through some tonight.

I always thought this one was a pretty good one http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=120269848&postcount=978

lol I didn't get wii u at the time. I joined this community late July.

I'll be cutting out the weaker ones later as I find better ones, yeah. LMFAO@that video though.

Also, Roo's feelings for Enforced haven't seem to changed one bit:

<3 you too Roo

Well he did tripled red shell me when we played alone on my first week with kartgaf I think.

 

[Kade]

lol
Digging old salty posts won't do any good heheh

I can be salty sometimes, but you cannot deny that I have a heart of Pink Gold.

 

[PreyingShark]

I like this one. I'll look through some tonight.

lmfao, forgot all about this one. Added. Link for reference.