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[IntelliHeath]

I'm going to check for more salt messages in old threads.

I nominate this one.

And this:

Dat Thomas Emoticon. That was hilarious

 

[IntelliHeath]

...Jesus CHRIST that last lap of Rainbow Road SNES

Edit: Heath I swear if we go to ExciteBike over Dragon Driftway

Wow Heath with the clutch Bullet Bill, dang.

Also dammit heath.

Dammit, Heath, you're a pain in the ass tonight D:<

Heath returning the favor I see. Thanks mate!

Heath won?
The end is upon us.

Heath pls..
Even my dead grandma knows that under that "pacifist" face of yours hides a cruel animal waiting an opportunity to attack those who can defend themselves.

You may have fooled everyone else Heath, but not me!

There's still time to run away. This room is full of heartless jerks and Heath

heath why

Heath, go back to 6th before you hurt yourself!
Also, pacifist my ass.

Pacifist Heath screwed me over with his bill.

WHERE DOES THIS DUDE FAND JUST GENERATE FROM?

IS HE AN IN GAME SAIBAMAN?

JUST POPPIN OUT BUSHES AND SHIT, DAMN

Also, Heath is about as innocent as I am Irish.

Oh for fucks sake, Heath. Give me a fucking break D:<

Heath pls. I was about to hit roo with my red shells.

lmao
Heath trolling hard tonight

Edit: lol

thanks whoever took heath out

I'm pretty sure I went after Heath for revenge.

And out of nowhere comes heath and omniscient getting glitch bill wins lol.

Did you join the right tournament? It won't let you join tourneys you didn't enter codes for manually I think.


I AM SO SALTY

...

EDIT: Fuck off Heath

Heath, you are the bane of my existence right now.

Heath has the bullet bill luck out the ass so far tonight, good lord.

Sorry Heath, but I'm tired of 7th place and under!

Everyone and their mom know you hax bullet bills, Heath

Looking at my google whoever mentioned my name. Alright, starting today, I will go back to my pacifist mode. Peace! PEACE! PPEEEEACCCCEEEE!

 

[Roo]

I just want to make it perfectly clear... I don't hate you, Heath.
It was the salt speaking :x

 

[Gattuso]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=120599518&postcount=1421
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=120580162&postcount=1353
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=119976025&postcount=733
there's some specific ones i'm searching for but I just can't find them

 

[PreyingShark]

lmfao, this is some excellent stuff.

Finalow's post in particular just killed me. I'll edit some of those in in a bit.

 

[Azuran]

I always thought this one was a pretty good one http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=120269848&postcount=978

GOAT.

Winning despite losing the MK way.

 

[IntelliHeath]

soon it will be 5 more days so I think I need to use MK8 DLC2 footages for GIF if people still want countdown

I just want to make it perfectly clear... I don't hate you, Heath.
It was the salt speaking :x

lmao

 

[PreyingShark]

Countdown please.

Added some of the stuff you guys gave me. I also added a short intro. Link

 

[IntelliHeath]

I guess I'm going to get on Mario Kart 8 soon, so letting y'all know y'all can join if y'all want to.

 

[PreyingShark]

Oh okay I'll join you in a bit then.

 

[Enforced]

Ill be joining in about 30 minutes.

 

[ffdgh]

It's time for more stats! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLrREgZ7Zco

Looks like justice was right. Villager(male atlease) supposedly has Tanooki mario stats so the female one may have cat peach stats.

Isabelle: Heavier light weight.
Paper Glider: Surprisingly a speed glider.
P-wing: Mach 8 variation.
City Tripper: Pipe Frame variation + with the added bonus of unique character colors.
Leaf tires: (Azure)Rollers variation.
Bone Rattler: Tanooki Kart Variation.
Unrelated: Isabelle's peach parasol is still pink...C'mon nintendo.

Sadly they never picked dry bowser or female villager >_>

 

[PreyingShark]

Joining a wild rebel I see.

 

[Kade]

I might play if you guys tone down the toxicity.

 

[blame space]

I'm about to get on. You guys in frantic?

 

[Azure J]

I'll hop on when my gamepad finishes charging.

 

[Roo]

I'll join in 15 minutes

 

[Azuran]

I'll join in 10 minutes!

 

[PreyingShark]

Bone Rattler: Tanooki Kart Variation.

...Nintendo get out

That's only slight better than the standard ATV!

 

[Oidisco]

Yo I'll be joining in pretty soon. Gotta get some of dat sweet Mt Wario action!

 

[ColossalLazy]

I am joining.

 

[PreyingShark]

I tried a shortcut I sucked at.

I somehow didn't completely blow it!

 

[ffdgh]

...Nintendo get out

That's only slight better than the standard ATV!

I'll take it. It means I can hit 3 acceleration with the metals and the big 3.

 

[DaBoss]

I'm dying at these posts.

Spoiler

I some how didn't make the list. I have the GOAT salty video though.

Excuse me, DaBoss?

I switched to Link but I haven't played in a while.

Look who found his way out of great wild world.

Glad you moved on from the Pink Gold.

 

[PreyingShark]

I'll take it. It means I can hit 3 acceleration with the metals and the big 3.

Hmm... True. In that way it's significantly better than the Standard ATV I suppose so it could've been much worse.

And the traction will certainly be pretty nice in 200cc. So I'll still give it a shot I guess.

 

[PreyingShark]

wait so are we doing frantic or WWs?

 

[Roo]

wait so are we doing frantic or WWs?

We're 7 in frantic right now

 

[ffdgh]

Shy guy is owning.

 

[Roo]

Disconnected again.. Brb

 

[PreyingShark]

We're 7 in frantic right now

Oh okay

Greg please drag Prinny in here kthx

 

[DaBoss]

I was placing bananas like it was MBWii or MK7. It felt great.

 

[Saint Gregory]

Oh okay

Greg please drag Prinny in here kthx

If you really insist -_-

Edit: How are people not singed to a crisp with all this firehopping going on?

 

[Oidisco]

That was such a goddamn mess of a race

 

[PreyingShark]

If anybody didn't hit me that race, say "Aye". Because I'm apparently Toadette is your guys' favorite target.

 

[Rebel Leader]

Now that was a fanatic race

 

[Azuran]

Aaaaargh!

 

[Oidisco]

Oh man, full room!

 

[Rebel Leader]

But gaf

We justvdid this map a track ago

 

[Oidisco]

That hurt real bad

 

[ffdgh]

Sees on game pad that 2,3, and 4th all got triple reds. Thx rng lol

 

[PreyingShark]

"This guy ahead of me has a blue shell. Let's go ahead of him!"

 

[ColossalLazy]

lol this race

 

[Rebel Leader]

2 crazy races in a row

Can i get 3?

 

[Azuran]

Where the fuck did all those red shells come from?!

 

[DaBoss]

Shy Guy ain't taking shit from anybody. Even the red shells that should have targeted me didn't come after me.

Have to go a bit. Spot will probably be taken.

But gaf

We justvdid this map a track ago

Greg didn't.

 

[blame space]

that ending

 

[Azuran]

FUCK YOU PRINNY!

 

[Oidisco]

I don't even know anymore

 

[PreyingShark]

Guys I'm Toadette in the standard combo and I'm not very good to boot

I should be getting like 10th to 12th guys

 

[Azure J]

No. Free. Rides.

@Blamespace

Also, something's up, you all are a bit too fiery tonight. :lol