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[Frankenstrat]

Who is the fuckhead throwing greens backwards on the boost ramp part of Mute City?

Probably me. I didn't think I actually hit anyone with those.

 

[PyroPaperPlanes]

For the person in 2nd place on Ribbon Road who fired countless red shells...

 

[Timeaisis]

Fell off in clutch. This is my life

 

[Azure J]

Probably me. I didn't think I actually hit anyone with those.

You hit me 4 times. :|

 

[MrPanic]

Those moments that your bike just decides to disengage from the track and just flies off...

Love em. >:|

 

[PyroPaperPlanes]

Always at the end! You really have to hang back in 2nd place until that inevitable Blue Shell hits someone.

 

[Frankenstrat]

I'm out, gotta make dinner. Losing my patience for getting mario kart'd.

You hit me 4 times. :|

Wat ._. I only had three to get rid of, weird

 

[Timeaisis]

That's what I get for briefly taking first.

 

[MrPanic]

What just happened in that Wild Woods stage???

Those were some BP shenananigans.

 

[Azure J]

I swear to god, Isabelle's getting fixed if Pyro fucks me one more time.

 

[Timeaisis]

Bullet Bill is like a gamble item. You have a 50/50 chance off falling off the ledge immediately after use.

 

[Omnicent]

I swear to god, Isabelle's getting fixed if Pyro fucks me one more time.

ok this got me good.

 

[PyroPaperPlanes]

I swear to god, Isabelle's getting fixed if Pyro fucks me one more time.

This light combo sure is working for me. :3

 

[Timeaisis]

Oh fuck you guys

 

[Azure J]

Spectating Omni and I'm just eternally amused looking at this grown ass woman (Rosalina) racing with a straight face in what looks like a Power Wheels battleship.

 

[Metaternal]

I didn't use any items. Weird.

 

[MrPanic]

That was the most calm BP I've played yet.

 

[MrPanic]

Got bumped off the blue ribbon twice. #lightcharacterproblems

 

[Metaternal]

lolololol

 

[Omnicent]

thank you blue shell for the 1st place lol

 

[Timeaisis]

I don't know how y'all don't fall of that track

 

[Azure J]

AYYYYYY LMAO @ THAT GLITCHED ASS RED SHELL FOLLOWING PANIC PAST ME FOR HIS 3RD PLACE STEAL

 

[Azure J]

I hate how you pretty much lose Cheese Land if you take the regular route to the flag on the third lap.

 

[Azure J]

FIVE FUCKING RED SHELLS AND THIS BITCH MANAGES TO WIN ANYWAY

Also, I did not know you could run into MKTV helicopters on MKStadium and startle the Toads inside of it. That is an awesome touch.

 

[ColossalLazy]

Thanks for the games GAF. Just a few days without playing made me rusty lol.

 

[PyroPaperPlanes]

That was a fun race! Floated over the final turn. Also escaped a hoard of red shells by the end of the race.

 

[Timeaisis]

I still don't get how to not fall off neo bowser

 

[Azure J]

MRPANIC YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

 

[MrPanic]

No Azure, stay down, bad boy. >

 

[Azure J]

No Azure, stay down, bad boy. >

You sadistic fuck, that was going to be my first 1st place finish on Neo Bowser. God DMAN IT.

 

[Azure J]

Holy shit, top 3 on Baby Park

 

[MrPanic]

Go jump in a fire Omni.

 

[Omnicent]

You sadistic fuck, that was going to be my first 1st place finish on Neo Bowser. God DMAN IT.

don't worry I pulled an Albo on him

Go jump in a fire Omni.

You're welcome

 

[Azure J]

FUCK BULLET BILLS

FUCK BULLET BILLS

WHY DOES THIS ITEM EVEN EXIST

 

[Omnicent]

Azure PLS!
#nerftriplereds

 

[MrPanic]

Ok Omni, you ask for it. THE WAR IS ON!

 

[Azure J]

I am getting next level robbed out here.

I rammed Meta right at the end of the race way with a star and the game reads it that I pushed him in front of me for second place. :dahell:

 

[Timeaisis]

Wow I kinda robbed you omni

 

[Enforced]

Joining
Edit: ugh pyro's backward green shell.

 

[Azure J]

...I have to upload that race. I did not know you could be hit with an item while in the early parts of Lakitu's tether recovery.

 

[Timeaisis]

One thing I kinda hate about 200cc is one mistake and I'm done. No way too really recover because everyone else is so fast.

Edit: just like that

 

[MrPanic]

That was my best 1st place steal of the day.

 

[Azure J]

One thing I kinda hate about 200cc is one mistake and I'm done. No way too really recover because everyone else is so fast.

I miss recovering from banana spin outs and momentum conservation from hits as it was in MK64.

 

[Azure J]

RIP in peace Pyro. Jesus I felt the violation from here.

 

[PyroPaperPlanes]

RIP in peace Pyro. Jesus I felt the violation from here.

Payback for earlier I suppose.

 

[Enforced]

Stop stealing my item box!

 

[MrPanic]

Stopped a blue shell.

I was in 5th at that moment but whatev.

 

[CoasterFreak225]

Nooooooo I hit the fence and got stuck in the corner!

 

[Timeaisis]

^ me too

Ran into the wall of doom.

 

[Enforced]

I hate you whoever use the blue shell on yoshi's valley.