Jesus Christ this game blows ass.
We gave it a fair shake. We really did. This was with alcohol even.
It just doesn't cut it. The actual gameplay on the board is just too susceptible to nothing happening. When 4 to 6 turns go by with nothing other than rolling the die, you know something is wrong. The mini games themselves seem decent, but their frequency is just below abysmal. A full "Mario Party" mode game may only have 3 to 4 mini games, which is exactly what happened with us (excluding the bosses). This is unacceptable. We tried "Bowser Party" as well, which somehow managed to be even more barren of mini-games than the standard mode. It seriously got to the point that no matter who was winning, we were praying for people to land on mini-game spaces just so we could actually, you know, PLAY something other than rolling virtual die.
The competition aspect is non existent. I was skeptical of people blanket judging the car mechanic, but at the end of the day no one gave a shit about what was happening because we were all moving at the same pace. It truly felt like a game for five year olds. I can't even believe it, but even MP8 was more entertaining than this. I never make the effort to return games I buy, but this one is absolutely going back to the store immediately since I am certain we will not be playing it again. Maybe I can put my credit forward for Bayonetta.
One of the few things I've ever witnessed completely deflate the excitement of a room full of 20-somethings. What a waste.