WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
The
Marvels Inhumans stars Anson Mount as Black Bolt, Iwan Rheon as Maximus, Serinda Swan as Medusa, Eme Ikwuakor as Gorgon, Isabelle Cornish as Crystal, Ken Leung as Karnak, Ellen Woglom as Louise, Sonya Balmores as Auran and Mike Moh as Triton.
The series is executive produced by Scott Buck, along with Marvels Jeph Loeb and Jim Chory with Buck serving as showrunner. Roel Reiné directed the first two episodes. This series is a Marvel and IMAX project and is co-produced by Marvel Television and ABC Studios.
EPISODE ... TITLES
105: ??...???? (air date: Oct. 20)
106: ???...??? (air date: Oct. 27)
107: ?????...??? (air date: Nov. 3)
108: ????...????? (air date: Nov. 10)
WHO MADE THIS TRAVESTY
HYPE GIFS
WHAT ARE THE CRITICS SAYING?
Variety's Maureen Ryan: "Do not spend any of your limited time on this planet watching this show"
Uproxx's Alan Sepinwall: Marvels Inhumans Gets Off To An Ill-Defined Start
USA Today's Kelly Lawler: 'Marvel's Inhumans' is inhumanly awful
New York Times' Mike Hale: When It Comes to New Marvel Shows, Skip Inhumans and Try The Gifted
Rotten Tomatoes: 4% Tomatometer
NeoGAF HATEWATCH DRINKING GAME
Do a shot:
- When Scott Buck's name flashes on screen, for he is the founder of this hatewatch feast; long may his television career last; praise be to his frugality and expediency
- When Ike Pelmutters name appears on screen, for he has thrust this magnum opus upon us from his throne atop Marvel
- When Medusa's hair is cut (spoilersss)
- When the Black Bolt "constipated mouthfart flips a car" scene happens
- When the show attempts a fight scene take two drinks if it uses the lowest rent choreography imaginable
- When there's bad Medusa CGI hair animation
- When a reference to the wider MCU is seen or heard because #itsallconnected take two drinks if it references the events of Agents of SHIELD, secret best drama on television for three seasons running
- Whenever someone uses powers (the budget is small, so this won't happen often)
- Whenever the word "inhumans" is said on the show, take a drink ("they said the name of the shooooow!")
- When Lockjaw shows up because he's cute and the only redeemable part of the show
Thanks to Penguin for collaborating with me on the drinking game rules and this OT!