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[betrayal]

keep them fingers crossed

There are several companies who think they can provide a vaccine within next 6 - 12 months, so this is nothing special. Just google it, i.e. https://www.foxnews.com/media/john-price-coronavirus-vaccine-greffex or https://www.statnews.com/2020/03/11...s-vaccine-trial-without-usual-animal-testing/ and many more.

 

[oatmeal]

NATIONAL EMERGENCY

 

[GHG]

National Emergency declared.

 

[Grinchy]

This is like listening to Joe Biden talk. This man is sick. I'm 50/50 on believing he has the virus.

 

[betrayal]

The Swiss pharmaceutical group Roche has received emergency approval in the USA for a highly automated corona virus test. The company announced on Friday that healthcare facilities could use it to test up to 4000 samples within 24 hours. It did not give any details about the costs.

The diagnostic system delivers test results within three and a half hours. This is important in order to separate infected persons from other patients as quickly as possible.

 

[Halo is Back]

He sounds slow of speech

 

[gamerMan]

So, National emergency? Guess I should have picked up some toilet paper

 

[oatmeal]

$50B

 

[Insane Metal]

Around his eyes it's white. The rest of the face, orange. Dude looks weird as fuck.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

he is all about businesses and companies

big

what do they have to doo

they know what they have to dooo

 

[Smiles and Cries]

half a million new test, you bitches have hardly tested 20k

 

[Thaedolus]

Seeing this haggard piece of shit ramble through this is not inspiring confidence....

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

He sounds congested and short of breath.

He shredded a bunch of regulations today, that's the long-term takeaway. Wouldn't be surprised if he "replaced" Obamacare with some kind of "direct to corporation" emergency plan i.e. we'll have 200 billion set aside to give to hospitals and companies next time.

 

[oatmeal]

The Trump Presidency Is Over

It has taken a good deal longer than it should have, but Americans have now seen the con man behind the curtain.

www.theatlantic.com

Should be announcing his resignation here.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

we don't need everybody to take this test. (I'm not tested sniffle) this will pass

 

[Insane Metal]

we don't need everybody to take this test. (I'm not tested sniffle) this will pass

What a fucking clown damn

 

[MichaelRR1989]

The Trump Presidency Is Over

It has taken a good deal longer than it should have, but Americans have now seen the con man behind the curtain.

www.theatlantic.com

Should be announcing his resignation here.

Bullshit.

 

[HellforLeather]

Around his eyes it's white. The rest of the face, orange. Dude looks weird as fuck.

 

[lock2k]

This is more exciting than E3. lol

 

[Thaedolus]

Then: "Anyone who wants the test can get the test."

Now: "We don't want you to take the test anyway!"

 

[ROMhack]

 

[oatmeal]

Bullshit.

No, it's the news.

 

[Thaedolus]

member the 80's? It took us a long time in the 80's. South Korea has drive-through testing? SHHHHADAP TDS TDS!

 

[lock2k]

And you can play this vaccine on your Xbox right NOW!

 

[ROMhack]

Then: "Anyone who wants the test can get the test."

Now: "We don't want you to take the test anyway!"

It's not like I wanted you to take the test anyway.

B-baka!

 

[indigo-cyclops]

Tony, don't touch that mic.

 

[Mihos]

No, it's the news.

An opinion piece from left leaning magazine is not the news

 

[oatmeal]

An opinion piece from left leaning magazine is not the news

You really think someone would lie on purpose?

 

[Smiles and Cries]

you are all sick... congrats

USA is bullshiting, passing the buck to Google, they could not even get my fucking Stadia working

 

[indigo-cyclops]

Parking

 

[Mihos]

You really think someone would lie on purpose?

An opinion is not a lie.... it is also irrelevent

 

[Captain Zyrain]

LOL did you just come up with that?

Yeah lol

 

[oatmeal]

Alright, now here's Green Day.

 

[Grinchy]

If Wal-Mart is on it, they'll have 8 drive-thru stations, but only one of them with an employee inside of it.

 

[Thaedolus]

you are all sick... congrats

USA is bullshiting, passing the buck to Google, they could not even get my fucking Stadia working

are....are you telling me this is a carnival barker barking and making big flashy pronouncements for show with no substance? Surely you're not describing Donald fucking Trump?

 

[Deleted member 17706]

Looks like they're getting serious about testing. Good to know they went with Google for the website. At least it probably won't shit the bed in the first 5 minutes of going live.

 

[Halo is Back]

he shook hands with them....better not be infected

 

[Smiles and Cries]

OMG CEOs up the ass

 

[Deleted member 17706]

you are all sick... congrats

USA is bullshiting, passing the buck to Google, they could not even get my fucking Stadia working

Luckily a screening website is a hell of a lot easier to run than a video game streaming service.

 

[Ironbunny]

It almost like an advertisement

 

[Fret Runner]

Walmart, Target. wtf am I watching.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

Shake more hands you motherfuckers!

 

[Insane Metal]

You know this is pretty awesome actually, call in the CEOs of the most important industries and make them work for the people. Somewhat. If it works that's nice.

 

[Alebrije]

This is more exciting than E3. lol

The megatons are on another level.

 

[Thaedolus]

Hey one of those CEOs was my CEO last year

 

[Grinchy]

It almost like an advertisement

I think it is one. This is to signal to people that they should be buying up more stock in all these companies that are saving us from armageddon.

 

[oatmeal]

You know this is pretty awesome actually, call in the CEOs of the most important industries and make them work for the people. Somewhat. If it works that's nice.

Yeah this is great. Love the new President Direct format.

I think it is one. This is to signal to people that they should be buying up more stock in all these companies that are saving us from armageddon.

It's so transparent, you think he would introduce them with a nod and a wink while on screen they displayed their stock trading name.

 

[Deleted member 17706]

I don't understand the criticism of calling in major players in industry to help with this crisis. What the fuck do you want? The government to scramble and try to form new organizations to handle all of the logistics for everything? That would be a bloated disaster.

 

[Mihos]

You know this is pretty awesome actually, call in the CEOs of the most important industries and make them work for the people. Somewhat. If it works that's nice.

It's how we won WW2, actually

 

[Smiles and Cries]

Luckily a screening website is a hell of a lot easier to run than a video game streaming service.

spoken like a man who never used Google Plus