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Mass Effect 3 Spoiler Thread |OT2| Taste the Rainbow

Lime

Member
How stupid is Chobot? Didn't she think through what her post might cause? If she's in a specific game, how do you end up belittling and insulting the players of said game?

If she were on GAF she would be banned after the first or second post, considering the amount of thought she has displayed in posting those comments.
 

EatChildren

Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
*Marketing puts attractive game journalist in game to sell more copies*
*Attractive game journalist causes PR disaster with game fans*

Delicious.
 

Vamphuntr

Member
*Marketing puts attractive game journalist in game to sell more copies*
*Attractive game journalist causes PR disaster with game fans*

Delicious.

Haha. Should have used "journalist" instead. The worse is that she admitted to not have beat the game yet. And people wonder why IGN deserves to be mocked.
 

TheYanger

Member
Is her post even worth getting upset over? Just ignore that kind of junk.

Sure it is, whether she likes it or not she's IN the freaking game, that automatically makes her a voice speaking on its behalf. If Sean Bean comes out and says Game of Thrones is shitty, it carries a lot more weight than if some random fanboy on the internet does. If someone who is IN the game is calling gamers whiners, even if she's not directly a Bioware employee, it carries a lot more weight because she represents the game in a professional fashion.

The whole thing hilariously illustrates the conflict of interest in the first place and why she should never have been included (aside from her bad acting of course).
 

Gestahl

Member
I was LTTP because I was on holiday when the game fell on my mat, and because of that I neglected all the furore in the early weeks, afraid of getting spoilered. Now reading back, I see that Hudson did say:



That means that, whether the ending was indoctrination or not, i.e. whether it was cut out or not, at least the telltale signs for indoctrination were not coincidental.

Yeah it's almost as if there was going to be a sequence in the endgame where a dude takes control of you and forces you to shoot Anderson
 

90sRobots

Member
I knew this shit would happen, that's why I did.

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upvote

This is way funnier when you read it in Dianaspeak.

RUDICULUSSSHHHHH WINE-FESSSSSSHHHHH
 

spekkeh

Banned
My wife just finished the game, she was oblivious to all the hatred going round and while she said it could've been better, 'this kid is god or something?', she certainly didn't seem to hate it. Although I did gently nudge her to the destroy ending which 'felt sort of good'.
 

spekkeh

Banned
Yeah it's almost as if there was going to be a sequence in the endgame where a dude takes control of you and forces you to shoot Anderson

That's not Reaper control though. And just seeing the ending again, the fact that you shoot Anderson in the stomach and later on start bleeding heavily from your stomach. That definitely signified something. It's too obvious. It may still have been cut out at the last minute, but it seems like initially at least it was intended as a dream sequence.
 
Ugh, people defending the ending by using the indoctrination theory are getting on my nerves. They seem to forget that, if the theory were to be true, the game would end with Shepard waking up on a still Reaper-infested Earth, delivering no resolution whatsoever. And yet some people are saying BioWare should be lauded for their "unconventional" approach.

Goddammit BioWare. Just goddammit. You were this close to making up for DA2. You make such a great game and then at the end you just decide you don't give a fuck anymore. Goddammit.
 
Did anyone save the really harsh first comment?

I did copy paste it to a friend, so that works!

The Harsh Wilderness of The Internet said:
So you haven't finished the game, don't know what the issues are about, and yet you are calling the core ME3 fanbase "entitled".

How about you educate yourself on the issues. You know, use some journalistic integrity so that you at least know what you're talking about.

Actually.... scrap that.

Do us all a favor. Stick to looking pretty for the camera. Go lick an xbox or something, and stay the HELL out of the games themselves.

I can't believe Bioware replaced Emily Wong with YOU. I've seen better acting in porn.

Anyway yes, it is refreshing to see an apology. It was a stupid comment, but apologising for it shows more integrity than most of her peers.
 

Massa

Member
That's not Reaper control though. And just seeing the ending again, the fact that you shoot Anderson in the stomach and later on start bleeding heavily from your stomach. That definitely signified something. It's too obvious. It may still have been cut out at the last minute, but it seems like initially at least it was intended as a dream sequence.

It's either that or the writer wrote Anderson being shot in one scene and then forgot about it and wrote Shepard's name in the next page. Such bad writing you know!
 

spekkeh

Banned
Ugh, people defending the ending by using the indoctrination theory are getting on my nerves. They seem to forget that, if the theory were to be true, the game would end with Shepard waking up on a still Reaper-infested Earth, delivering no resolution whatsoever. And yet some people are saying BioWare should be lauded for their "unconventional" approach.

Goddammit BioWare. Just goddammit. You were this close to making up for DA2. You make such a great game and then at the end you just decide you don't give a fuck anymore. Goddammit.

Could be that it's not exactly reaper control, but they just went full on metaphorical with their ending, like that's the real deus ex machina. Or something. Shepard died, this is what his heaven looks like.
 

alerus

Neo Member
The cognitive dissonance I experienced when Joker walked off the Normandy and Faunts started to play was insane. The music makes it feel awesome but it is also completely terrible and I don't understand how this is happening.

Yeah, I felt similar confusion because of that.
 

spekkeh

Banned
It's such a powerful scene with the music reaching a crescendo and then going off key the moment the normandy gets damaged.
Could just imagine one of the artists/modelers creating that scene and somebody higher up going 'fuck that's so powerful, we need it in every ending', which then turned out to be the reason all endings were so similar because they needed to have the same timing.
 

stufte

Member
I had no problem with the way the game ended. I also don't count *JUST* the ending cinematic as the ending. the entirety of me3 is what I see as the games ending. It tied up every loose end and gave me what I felt was a satisfying conclusion to the series. But hey, maybe I'm wrong.



Probably not though.
 
I had no problem with the way the game ended. I also don't count *JUST* the ending cinematic as the ending. the entirety of me3 is what I see as the games ending. It tied up every loose end and gave me what I felt was a satisfying conclusion to the series. But hey, maybe I'm wrong.



Probably not though.

You'll come around. Just give it time.
 

Lime

Member
I actually alt-F4 when Buzz Aldrin started to talk.

This made me laugh :lol

But this also means that you missed out on Bioware's message post-credits: "Shepard is legend, buy more DLC!". Which is just an extra topping of shit on a shit-filled cake.
 

Karl2177

Member
I had no problem with the way the game ended. I also don't count *JUST* the ending cinematic as the ending. the entirety of me3 is what I see as the games ending. It tied up every loose end and gave me what I felt was a satisfying conclusion to the series. But hey, maybe I'm wrong.



Probably not though.

Just wait for the space children to start talking to you in your sleep. They'll help you to decide if you want to wake up and kill all dreams, stay asleep, or combine synthetics with organics.
 

Bowdz

Member
I actually alt-F4 when Buzz Aldrin started to talk.

The Buzz scene was LITERALLY the most awkward video game moment I have ever seen. More so than SOTN's "Die monster!" and more so than the DA romances. There is something about having the final scene of a generally well acted/written series be an elderly gentleman who delivers mediocre lines followed by one of the producer's children draining any remaining life from the series.
 

EatChildren

Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
I had no problem with the way the game ended. I also don't count *JUST* the ending cinematic as the ending. the entirety of me3 is what I see as the games ending. It tied up every loose end and gave me what I felt was a satisfying conclusion to the series. But hey, maybe I'm wrong.



Probably not though.

That's all well and good, except ME3 has it's own contained narrative arc irrespective of the trilogy as a whole. Numerous trilogy plot threads were ended over the course of a single game. Most of us are happy with their resolution. But the Mass Effect 3 specific ending? The climax of this contained narrative arc?

That is the problem.
 
the entirety of me3 is what I see as the games ending.
I don't usually do this, but that's dumb. Most of us are completely fine with the game, it's just those last few minutes (the ending) that sucks. You can't say that the entire game is the ending. It's the finale to the trilogy, sure, but not the ending.


Probably not though.

You are. Objectively, the ending is bad. Subjectively, you could love it.

It's still bad.
 

spekkeh

Banned
I had no problem with the way the game ended. I also don't count *JUST* the ending cinematic as the ending. the entirety of me3 is what I see as the games ending. It tied up every loose end and gave me what I felt was a satisfying conclusion to the series. But hey, maybe I'm wrong.



Probably not though.


Stay strong bro, you're part of the minority that gets it right.
 

Clott

Member
On a brighter note, the track that plays during the ending is phenomenally powerful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5JvbD2Zc9I&feature=related

Hahah, people that liked the ending were fooled into it by this amazing song. It's the only thing that really struck me, was seeing Shepard cast himself into the light while saying goodbye to the people he loved. It's making me think, I think they know how to pull shit together, but it's a mystery why we got just different colored explosions as endings.
 

spekkeh

Banned
I don't usually do this, but that's dumb. Most of us are completely fine with the game, it's just those last few minutes (the ending) that sucks. You can't say that the entire game is the ending. It's the finale to the trilogy, sure, but not the ending.
It's actually the same position Tycho and Gabriel from PA take. Not that they're necessarily authorities, but still.
 

Dany

Banned
You know....i've seen plenty of complaints on ME3 being about bad writing and I think that subverts the issue of the actual content. I feel like saying X writer is shit and should be fired really undercuts and generalizes the issue most people have with the game.

More and more I am seeing complaints for tv/movie and games about bad writing instead what about it is bad.
 

DTKT

Member
I might love everything about ME3 but I will still say that the ending is one hell of a trainwreck. I'm glad that people are calling them out on that.
 
It's actually the same position Tycho and Gabriel from PA take. Not that they're necessarily authorities, but still.

When stories suddenly shift their theme at the very, very end while introducing a new character and the main character, who usually questions everything and doesn't like to be railroaded and overcomes all types of impossibilities, suddenly acquiesces to the whim of said new character for no reason, it is a bad ending.

It's like if the first Matrix ended with the Architect and he tells you that the robots created the Matrix to keep humanity from creating megacorporations that would oppress people, it would have been bad
 

Massa

Member
That's all well and good, except ME3 has it's own contained narrative arc irrespective of the trilogy as a whole. Numerous trilogy plot threads were ended over the course of a single game. Most of us are happy with their resolution. But the Mass Effect 3 specific ending? The climax of this contained narrative arc?

That is the problem.

I guess a lot of people didn't care for the ME3 specific arc to begin with. I thought the Collectors arc in ME2 was terrible too and I still loved that game.
 
When stories suddenly shift their theme at the very, very end while introducing a new character and the main character, who usually questions everything and doesn't like to be railroaded and overcomes all types of impossibilities, suddenly acquiesces to the whim of said new character for no reason, it is a bad ending.

It's like if the third Matrix ended with the Architect and he tells you that the robots created the Matrix to keep humanity from creating megacorporations that would oppress people, it would have been bad

More accurate. At least with the first iteration they have another 2 sequels to salvage whatever mess they cook up.

This... this is it.
 
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