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[DSN2K]

Bioware can't be happy with this surely !?

 

[Fanuilos]

https://webmshare.com/Dm0Nz

What the actual fuck. None of that makes any sense. How did anyone okay this? WHO WROTE THAT, AND HOW DID IT GET PAST HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE.

Now the comment from the RPS guy suggesting the writer walk off a cliff doesn't seem so hyperbolic.

Oh lawd, that VO too. What happened to...Pathfinda.

 

[Chumley]

Is this a patched version that isn't available yet? If so I don't see what the problem is, faces look much better here.

lol

 

[Lime]

https://webmshare.com/Dm0Nz

What the actual fuck. None of that makes any sense. How did anyone okay this? WHO WROTE THAT, AND HOW DID IT GET PAST HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE.

Now the comment from the RPS guy suggesting the writer walk off a cliff doesn't seem so hyperbolic.

I've never ever heard anyone in my entire life using the expression "my face is tired of dealing with everything"

Is that an actual expression?

 

[Slaythe]

https://webmshare.com/Dm0Nz

What the actual fuck. None of that makes any sense. How did anyone okay this? WHO WROTE THAT, AND HOW DID IT GET PAST HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE.

Now the comment from the RPS guy suggesting the writer walk off a cliff doesn't seem so hyperbolic.

This might be the worst thing I have ever seen.

 

[Auto_aim1]

The original trailer was a target render I think, doesn't mean the game has to look like that. Devs try to hit that but usually it never looks as good. Killzone 2 is the best example. I'm not defending this game, I never had any serious interest in it even though I loved the last three games.

 

[Allnamestakenlol]

Is this a patched version that isn't available yet? If so I don't see what the problem is, faces look much better here.

You're joking right? That's not Andromeda.

 

[ZSeba]

I've never ever heard anyone in my entire life using the expression "my face is tired of dealing with everything"

Is that an actual expression?

It's future lingo

 

[Juke Joint Jezebel]

I've never ever heard anyone in my entire life using the expression "my face is tired of dealing with everything"

Is that an actual expression?

Holy shit, that character's stiff face movement and eye movement make me think of the Elder Scrolls Oblivion NPC's when talking to them!

 

[Einchy]

https://webmshare.com/Dm0Nz

What the actual fuck. None of that makes any sense. How did anyone okay this? WHO WROTE THAT, AND HOW DID IT GET PAST HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE.

Now the comment from the RPS guy suggesting the writer walk off a cliff doesn't seem so hyperbolic.

 

[butman]

This might be the worst thing I have ever seen.

It look like two IA chatbots talking to each other.

 

[cleveridea]

Holy shit, that character's stiff face movement and eye movement make me think of the Oblivion NPC's when talking to them!

I recently played that part in the trial, and I thought uh oh her crazy eye movements are gonna end up in a gif

 

[GravityInsanity]

I've never ever heard anyone in my entire life using the expression "my face is tired of dealing with everything"

Is that an actual expression?

I agree, I never heard anyone say this.

 

[SRTtoZ]

https://webmshare.com/Dm0Nz

What the actual fuck. None of that makes any sense. How did anyone okay this? WHO WROTE THAT, AND HOW DID IT GET PAST HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE.

Now the comment from the RPS guy suggesting the writer walk off a cliff doesn't seem so hyperbolic.

Who the fuck says "My face is tired"? God the writing is so cringey and bad

Seriously, was this written in French and then translated back into English or something?

 

[Davide]

Even awkward Shepard dancing was a better animation than these animations.

I really miss when Mass Effect was at its peak in 2010. I just hope there was a remaster

 

[HariKari]

Who the fuck says "My face is tired"? God the writing is so cringey and bad

They could probably pull that ehh dialogue off if she was more animated/clearly stressed. Instead she's just standing there like a mannequin.

 

[Slaythe]

It look like two IA chatbots talking to each other.

 

[Jedi2016]

They could probably pull that ehh dialogue off if she was more animated/clearly stressed. Instead she's just standing there like a mannequin.

Her face is tired, what do you expect?

 

[Velikost]

https://webmshare.com/Dm0Nz

What the actual fuck. None of that makes any sense. How did anyone okay this? WHO WROTE THAT, AND HOW DID IT GET PAST HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE.

Now the comment from the RPS guy suggesting the writer walk off a cliff doesn't seem so hyperbolic.

This thread is incredible, lmao.

So glad I never got hyped for this game.

 

[Chumley]

I've never ever heard anyone in my entire life using the expression "my face is tired of dealing with everything"

Is that an actual expression?

Closest I can think of is something like my mouth is tired from laughing too much, or my jaw muscles or tired or something like that.

But having a tired face from "dealing with eveything" is just lol. Don't know where the fuck these writers come from.

 

[Stone Ocean]

https://webmshare.com/Dm0Nz

What the actual fuck. None of that makes any sense. How did anyone okay this? WHO WROTE THAT, AND HOW DID IT GET PAST HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE.

Now the comment from the RPS guy suggesting the writer walk off a cliff doesn't seem so hyperbolic.

It's like they took the script and ran it through a text obfuscator

 

[KiefbladeMaster]

A lot of dialogue clips are making me rethink this, haha. That tired face one is especially bad.

 

[GravityInsanity]

Who the fuck says "My face is tired"? God the writing is so cringey and bad

Seriously, was this written in French and then translated back into English or something?

This was just uploaded and someone on Gamespot played the first 2 hours and didn't like the writing or characters. At 1:45.
Andromeda's Frustrating First Impressions - The Lobby

 

[Kthulhu]

This thread is incredible, lmao.

So glad I never got hyped for this game.

It's certainly try another lesson (from EA no less) as to why not to pre order.

 

[CrazyDude]

I've never ever heard anyone in my entire life using the expression "my face is tired of dealing with everything"

Is that an actual expression?

No, it's not an expression. Her face is actually tired, that is why it looks so robotic.

 

[Einchy]

No, it's not an expression. Her face is actually tired, that is why it looks so robotic.

"My face is so badly animated of dealing with everything"

 

[matrix-cat]

https://webmshare.com/Dm0Nz

What the actual fuck. None of that makes any sense. How did anyone okay this? WHO WROTE THAT, AND HOW DID IT GET PAST HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE.

Now the comment from the RPS guy suggesting the writer walk off a cliff doesn't seem so hyperbolic.

"My face is tired of dealing with everything"

"I pored those logs"

What? Was this game not written by native English speakers?

 

[Strings]

We should all be so ashamed. We've been making fun of that character, and all this time her face has been tired from everything

EDIT: The only real fix for that, outside of entirely rerecording the VO, redoing the facial animation and rewriting the line, is to like apply a metallic texture to her face and pass her off as a malfunctioning android. 10/10 fix.

 

[Dubz]

Isn't this franchise supposed to be Bioware's golden franchise? Why would they put the B team on the debut of the new game on next gen hardware? Wow.

 

[painey]

me3

gotta catch em all

 

[Zeus The Dino]

https://webmshare.com/Dm0Nz

What the actual fuck. None of that makes any sense. How did anyone okay this? WHO WROTE THAT, AND HOW DID IT GET PAST HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE.

Now the comment from the RPS guy suggesting the writer walk off a cliff doesn't seem so hyperbolic.

jesus

 

[cleveridea]

This was just uploaded and someone on Gamespot played the first 2 hours and didn't like the writing or characters. At 1:45.
Andromeda's Frustrating First Impressions - The Lobby

Ouch, expecting some bad reviews

"The experience wasnt tolerable for me"

 

[Lime]

"My face is tired of dealing with everything"

"I pored those logs"

What? Was this game not written by native English speakers?

maybe you're right...pathfinda...

 

[Davide]

https://webmshare.com/Dm0Nz

What the actual fuck. None of that makes any sense. How did anyone okay this? WHO WROTE THAT, AND HOW DID IT GET PAST HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE.

Now the comment from the RPS guy suggesting the writer walk off a cliff doesn't seem so hyperbolic.

Five years for this

 

[cleveridea]

Five years for this

Yeah but there are 1200 voiced characters!

Not all their faces are tired...

 

[supernormal]

This has been a trip. From slightly disappointing at a small but noticeable downgrade, to "what in animation" to now this beautiful gem:

https://webmshare.com/Dm0Nz

What the actual fuck. None of that makes any sense. How did anyone okay this? WHO WROTE THAT, AND HOW DID IT GET PAST HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE.

Now the comment from the RPS guy suggesting the writer walk off a cliff doesn't seem so hyperbolic.

How anyone plays through this and ends up with a "positive" impression of the game is beyond me. I'm guessing the gameplay must be 10/10 if so many previews are willing to look past some of the glaring issues.

 

[SRTtoZ]

"My face is tired of dealing with everything"

"I pored those logs"

What? Was this game not written by native English speakers?

Bioware Montreal so who knows.

This was just uploaded and someone on Gamespot played the first 2 hours and didn't like the writing or characters. At 1:45.
Andromeda's Frustrating First Impressions - The Lobby

Watching now, thanks.

 

[Chumley]

This was just uploaded and someone on Gamespot played the first 2 hours and didn't like the writing or characters. At 1:45.
Andromeda's Frustrating First Impressions - The Lobby

The reviews are going to be brutal.

Expecting low 70's Metacritic

 

[Diabelli]

Oh lawd, that VO too. What happened to...Pathfinda.

It's like you're talking to Siri. I'm almost anticipating her next words being "here's what I found on the web for 'pathfinder'".

 

[NandoGip]

Lets seriously consider what that phrase could have meant? Googling the phrase brings up a bunch of links to tired face treatments lol. It has to have been a missed typo

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

"My face is tired of dealing with everything"

"I pored those logs"

What? Was this game not written by native English speakers?

I pulled those logs is the line.

But it's certainly atrociously animated and voice acted.

 

[Conkerkid11]

https://giant.gfycat.com/BouncyRevolvingArrowworm.webm

gotta catch em all

That's ME3

 

[Charcoal]

This ain't the B team

You're right. It's parts of the A, B, and C teams.

 

[Lime]

This was just uploaded and someone on Gamespot played the first 2 hours and didn't like the writing or characters. At 1:45.
Andromeda's Frustrating First Impressions - The Lobby

wow they are really tearing through the game. Overall feeling is that it's rushed.

 

[SilentRacoon]

https://webmshare.com/Dm0Nz

What the actual fuck. None of that makes any sense. How did anyone okay this? WHO WROTE THAT, AND HOW DID IT GET PAST HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE.

Now the comment from the RPS guy suggesting the writer walk off a cliff doesn't seem so hyperbolic.

Did Ralph wrote the script then he fed it into an automated voice generator?

 

[RebornYeti]

I... I don't think I want this game anymore. I won't be able to take it seriously, it's just so bad. Sorry BioWare, not this time.

 

[Strings]

Did Ralph wrote the script then he fed it into an automated voice generator?

 

[Crimson_Echidna]

https://webmshare.com/Dm0Nz

What the actual fuck. None of that makes any sense. How did anyone okay this? WHO WROTE THAT, AND HOW DID IT GET PAST HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE.

Now the comment from the RPS guy suggesting the writer walk off a cliff doesn't seem so hyperbolic.

 

[metalslimer]

How the fuck does this game animate so much worse than a near launch game? I was so hyped for how this could look after how good Inquisition looked for an early gen game

 

[M.W.]

Pull a Live and yank this shit EA. Let it marinate for a few more years.