This is a clear 'everybody out for themselves' result.
Astonishing.
To be honest, I expect anyone making less than six figures to be thrown into an incinerator by the end of next week.Can't believe the result
Unprecedented cuts in the next government and they still get a majority?
NHS will be gone, local councils ravaged, inequality to widen even further, poverty, foodbanks, education system decimated and the demonization of the welfare state.
Appalling.
Not surprised at jim Murphy not stepping down.
I wasn't looking forward to opening my laptop this morning. And it's worse than I feared.
Just stay in Europe, folks. Whatever else you let the Conservatives do, just try and make the smart choices.
With Miliband now gone, here's hoping for a fresh start for Labour.
Yep. His heart was definitely in this. It really is a shame so many pissed all over Labour's manifesto. What really got me, though, and you'll have to excuse the derogatory language here, but I overheard a group of lads yesterday saying they'd 'never vote for a retard who is unable to get his words out' - they were pretty much saying they chose not to vote for Ed based purely on his speech impediment. Utter cunts. I really hope Ed doesn't lose too much heart over this.So do I, nice bloke.
David Miliband defeated by a banana.
Ed Miliband defeated by a bacon sandwich.
Yep. His heart was definitely in this. It really is a shame so many pissed all over Labour's manifesto. What really got me, though, and you'll have to excuse the derogatory language here, but I overheard a group of lads yesterday saying they'd 'never vote for a retard who is unable to get his words out' - they were pretty much saying they chose not to vote for Ed based purely on his speech impediment. Utter cunts. I really hope Ed doesn't lose too much heart over this.
You can thank the "shy" Tories, if you can find one. They're notoriously sly and evasive creatures.
The conservatives are funded by and answerable to business concerns.
Businesses aren't stupid enough to want out of Europe.
I'm not sure the Troy surge was necessarily a selfish one. I think a big part of it was FEAR of the SNP in coalition. I don't think SNP being a coalition would actually have been that bad.
To be honest, I expect anyone making less than six figures to be thrown into an incinerator by the end of next week.
To be honest, I expect anyone making less than six figures to be thrown into an incinerator by the end of next week.
Heh I actually didn't vote for them, but this is the result I wanted so I guess that's more or less the same thing.
And I don't see how what I said was wrong. Who was more Liberal? Thatcher? Major? Disraeli? Cameron increased spending on the NHS, legalised gay marriage, has cut defence spending whilst maintaining foreign aid etc. Now obviously, as a conservative, he's going to be to the right of you on basically every metric. But people have often complained either about his inability to de-toxify the brand (if you're on the left) or his attempts to de-toxify the brand (if you're on the right) but to me this result demonstrates that in the UK there is an appetite for a center right party that isn't a David Davis, Michael Howard style old-school conservatism and is more concerned with liberal values than any that's come before him.
In short, there are worst things than a Cameron majority government.
Nah, we need them for the twitter mines.
To be honest, I expect anyone making less than six figures to be thrown into an incinerator by the end of next week.
Hehehe. I like how the only two options you can consider viable are either SELFISH or FEAR. Is the idea that people may think the prospectus of a conservative government may make the country a better place really that hard to believe? I think that's a little bit caricature and naive. I support conservative policies because I think that, on the whole, they'll make the country a better place. We exist. Perhaps 11m of us, actually.
They'll become poopsmiths?!
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To be honest, I expect anyone making less than six figures to be thrown into an incinerator by the end of next week.
I'm from outside the UK and am just wondering if dismantling the NHS is a real possibility for the Tories. I know they'll continue to make terrible cuts, but I hope that the NHS is big enough to endure and eventually mend.
To be honest, I expect anyone making less than six figures to be thrown into an incinerator by the end of next week.
To be honest, I expect anyone making less than six figures to be thrown into an incinerator by the end of next week.
The Tories won't dismantle the NHS, it is far to popular with the grey vote. The Kings Fund report earlier this year showed that the reforms didn't bring any increase in privatisation.
From my Facebook feed I believe this to be the case, then all their council housing will be demolished and replaced with expensive upmarket flats for wealthy foreigners to buyup as investments while the few remaining working class are forced to polish shoes on the street and treat themselves with old remedies and tonics stirred up in old Aldi baked beans cans.
I mean fucking hell I'm a Labour voter but some folk need a quick step back and give it a second before jumping to the end of the world and applying for German citizenships.
How depressing. They criticised Labour for their stupid big brother activities (which is why I voted Lib Dem in 2010) and now they're doing the same things they criticised Labour for.
Thatcher realised how awful a lot of her policies were early on and quietly went on in a much less radical way. Maybe a similar thing happened with Cameron or maybe the opposite will happen and he will feel that it's time to open the radical Thatcherite flood gates now he has a majority?
Yeah, it's a bit nuts. I think the Tories are the worst of the 2 viable options we had for the country, but compared to somewhere like the US Republicans, they're not that awful.
EU membership going away might make me brush up on my German, but not even the Tories themselves want that.
Poor people are roundly mocked. Rich people are roundly despised. The fuckers in the middle (most of us) are beaten from pillar to post. Everyone's got someone out for 'em.Nah the poor people will be roundly mocked in the media, like they've been for the past 5 years.
Heh I actually didn't vote for them, but this is the result I wanted so I guess that's more or less the same thing.
And I don't see how what I said was wrong. Who was more Liberal? Thatcher? Major? Disraeli? Cameron increased spending on the NHS, legalised gay marriage, has cut defence spending whilst maintaining foreign aid etc. Now obviously, as a conservative, he's going to be to the right of you on basically every metric. But people have often complained either about his inability to de-toxify the brand (if you're on the left) or his attempts to de-toxify the brand (if you're on the right) but to me this result demonstrates that in the UK there is an appetite for a center right party that isn't a David Davis, Michael Howard style old-school conservatism and is more concerned with liberal values than any that's come before him.
In short, there are worst things than a Cameron majority government.
Shamelessly stolen from the BBC comment section.
Tories 11,024,474 -320 seats
Lab 9,177,704 -228 seats
Scots Nats 1,454,436 - 56 seats
Lib Dems 2,322,704 - 8 seats
UKIP 3,773,402 - 1 seat
Greens 1,123,540 - 1 seat
Labour are almost a 100 seats behind the tories, that very likely means torie also get in next term
just to please you lefties
Poor people are roundly mocked. Rich people are roundly despised. The fuckers in the middle (most of us) are beaten from pillar to post. Everyone's got someone out for 'em.
Can we just ignore all polls from now on?