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[Ithil]

So apparently Extreme Rules, for the two main events, might as well have just not happened. Both matches ended decisively, but just got reset tonight.

 

[Big One]

They really continuing this shit? Meh...

 

[BassForever]

So what did I miss before BNB defended his title against Big E?

 

[serenewarfare]

Hmm... guess Batista is sticking around after all?

lolsheetz

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

it was that flying cross body of Bray that busted him i think. Rains immediately checked his mouth

 

[Serpentine]

So what did I miss before BNB defended his title against Big E?

New US Champ, fella

 

[Ultratech]

So apparently Extreme Rules, for the two main events, might as well have just not happened. Both matches ended decisively, but just got reset tonight.

Progress? What's that?

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

The only gimmicks that make sense for a rematch is Hell in a Cell or...War Games.

Vince is too stubborn to use a WCW gimmick, so I'm guessing HiaC it is.

 

[blackaroni]

Save me from the shit I just willingly watched Keifer.

 

[Malvingt2]

Hmm... guess Batista is sticking around after all?

lolsheetz

Of course. He said no "Jobbing to DB"

 

[Hurt and Scared]

Was anyone watching on sportsnet 360 in Canada?

they kept playing that mini wheats commercial and all I could think about was
This

 

[bean breath]

Why does the US Title matter to you now? It certainly hasn't mattered to anyone else for nearly a year.

Speak for yourself. You don't speak for me, toolbox.

 

[DyslexicAlucard]

Hmm... guess Batista is sticking around after all?

lolsheetz

He's got a two-year, full-time contract. He'll be around for a while.

 

[Hex]

This booking is so stupid

 

[somedevil]

Hmm... guess Batista is sticking around after all?

lolsheetz

Meltzer said he was staying for a rematch at Payback rather than a match with Bryan.

 

[McNei1y]

Meh, I didn't mind this ending. Shield is looking damn good... I just wish Wyatt's would look great too. They were on such a high until the Cena storyline.

 

[Data West]

lol disco inferno being a face in ready 2 rumble

 

[Downhome]

I just can't decide. Which of these two gifs best sums up this RAW?

 

[bean breath]

Eliminated so far: three black guys and Zack Ryder.

Strobogo must be over the moon.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

I'm holding all of you personally responsible for whatever side effects I have from watching that show tonight. I'm gonna go rest up and heal my brain, then I'm comin back with a vengeance.

 

[strobogo]

God, what a tremendously terrible Raw.


Positives: Booker on the pre-show, the IC Champion actually winning a match, Sheamus hoping getting to do something, Zeb.

Negatives: Everything else. Special awards go to everything relating to Bryan/Kane, the Cino De Mayo segment, and Bateaster (especially his spinebuster, but also his scream and clear reason why he keeps his head shaved).

 

[Professor Beef]

Speak for yourself. You don't speak for me, toolbox.

Here come a bunch of posts about me disparaging the US Title or something.

 

[serenewarfare]

6.5/10 Raw. Not really that good, but not terrible. Just marginally above mediocre.

 

[blackaroni]

I just can't decide. Which of these two gifs best sums up this RAW?

Both man. Both.

 

[Malvingt2]

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Blame Batista for Kane/Bryan continuing

 

[Plywood]

So... how about that Adam Rose debut?

 

[Moa]

 

[blackaroni]

So... how about that Adam Rose debut?

.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I will have my Least Fave Five list here shortly and it's filled with WrassleGAF.

 

[slightconfuse]

how was Adam Rosie's debut. Who did he squash?

 

[Sblargh]

So apparently Extreme Rules, for the two main events, might as well have just not happened. Both matches ended decisively, but just got reset tonight.

Basically, yeah.
WWWE is either killing time or completely clueless. Probably a bit of both.

Even if iI enjoyed the Kane bullshit tonight, it has to be resolved fast. Shield and evolution, I feel they already did everything they could, but Batista need to be kept busy, so the Shield, HHH and Orton will keep babysitting him and this wwill get stale fast.

Not having great hope for the future, but tonight I could go to the happy place in my head to let myself be entertained.

 

[serenewarfare]

So... how about that Adam Rose debut?

Was good. He was over, the song was over. He's seemingly going to be put into an actual feud right away. Lots of positives. But shitty that he didn't actually have a match.

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Why has the camerawork been so awful recently?

 

[JPeeples83]

This was one of those shows that just wouldn't end. Sheamus getting the U.S. Title was unexpected, but I do like that it at least puts the title on a guy who will defend it for a while as a face, and probably use it to turn heel. Cesaro-RVD was better here than on the PPV, sans the finish - although I liked that showing a vicious side to Cesaro. Lots of nothing occurred for hour one, and even Ryback and Cody did double duty. All of the acting with Kane and Bryan's angle sucked. Bryan-Alberto was decent, although Alberto is starting to look really old physique-wise. The Mr. T video was just mean. Funny sure, but needlessly cruel. The guy loves his mother and YOU FUCKING MOCK HIM FOR IT TO CELEBRATE MOTHER'S DAY. Shield-Wyatts was the worst match of the bunch yet. Still pretty good though. The post-match stuff with Evolution was great and I'm looking forward to the next match a lot.

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[Professor Beef]

I will have my Least Fave Five list here shortly and it's filled with WrassleGAF.

Please say I'm #1

 

[Spider from Mars]

I will have my Least Fave Five list here shortly and it's filled with WrassleGAF.

Lay it out there brother. Air your grievances.

 

[Officerrob]

I had to work late, but I'm excited that I returned home just in time for some entertaining television, "Chrisley Knows Best" is on!!!

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Please say I'm #1

No way, not even close.

 

[DyslexicAlucard]

It had to be done

 

[bean breath]

Must have seemed cooler in Kofi's mind?

That Kofi spot wasn't that good.

Peaks and valleys. He can't keep topping himself, gotta save the good stuff for PPV, ERRR, Sunday Live Special Event (Hey Liu Kang, how 'ya doin?)

 

[strobogo]

I just can't decide. Which of these two gifs best sums up this RAW?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Keyser we need to talk. I'm worried about you.

 

[Plywood]

.

RIP Leo Kruger for the 50th time.

Was good. He was over, the song was over. He's seemingly going to be put into an actual feud right away. Lots of positives. But shitty that he didn't actually have a match.

I heard at least one fan passionately booing very loudly.

 

[Gorillaz]

well,
black folk took alot of L's these past few days
brie screaming
Wyatt's are definitely looking weaker lately
batista gassed just taking off his shirt
Mr. T (I had to put this in it's own part because the fuckery was too strong)
Adam Rose doing jack shit


how long until Netflix fires back at WWE for saying all of the slick shit it's been saying lol

 

[Showaddy]

Gotta say that's twice in a row Cena's made Bray look like shit at a PPV and they've immediately given him a win against a big team to try and build him up again.

 

[serenewarfare]

I heard at least one fan passionately booing very loudly.

There's always one.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Keyser we need to talk. I'm worried about you.

An HD version of this .gif!!

OMG

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Adam Eose is not over. Just World Goes Wild.



Source: The Wrestling Observer

 

[Ithil]

Seth with shades of Tanahashi.