FallingEdge
Member
Heyman: "BO..... DALLAS...."
Heyman: "BO..... DALLAS...."
Heyman: "BO..... DALLAS...."
Heyman: "BO..... DALLAS...."
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May Wrasslin' |OT| Dontaku about Legit Shook
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Deleted member 47027
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Mechashiva is fine, he is going to volunteer in Moore and is unscathed. Barely. Good to hear.
Lambda Pie
Banned
that Heyman tweet... can't believe he's bringing RVD back.
funkystudent
Member
Do you think Dwayne will be on stage to reveal the new xbox tomorrow?
slightconfuse
Banned
What if it SABU
Wrestlemania
Banned
Bringing back RVD for Lesnar to destroy him would be excellent.
Lambda Pie
Banned
the Insider article is spot on. and there's only one solution: for someone, anyone, legit shoot on Cena during a match. it was my wish when Lesnar returned, but sadly he's been professional so far.
fuck, have Ryback stiff him hard, even AJ, ANYONE!
fuck, have Ryback stiff him hard, even AJ, ANYONE!
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
It's Lu Bu.
FallingEdge
Member
I will be disappointed if it isn't RVD.
A Pretty Panda
fuckin' called it, man
sf2fanatic
Member
Boo this man!!!
The problem is every wrestler is either 1) too green and afraid or 2) has too much respect for This Business to expose the BS.
Dark Ninja
Member
Ugh no he's boring in the ring. Corey Graves, The Ascension Conor O'brian, and Big E ruin NXT for me with their snorefest matches
Want it to be Cesaro if they are gonna elevate a guy thats currently on the roster but its probably gonna be Ryback so he can stop reading his lines during his promos
DKehoe
Gold Member
What? You want someone to actually go in there and intentionally try and hurt the companies biggest star? You really think that person wouldn't just be fired on the spot and never, ever return? It isn't like Vince is going to be so impressed with this guy taking out his biggest money maker that he will decide to have him take Cena's place. I get not liking Cena, but actually wishing physical harm on him is a bit much.
I don't see the problem with Graves or O'Brian. Sure, neither are ready for WWE yet, but they have the character in place and they just need a little more seasoning in the ring. They're not bad though.
FallingEdge
Member
I don't understand. Is this Cena's fault? Is he the one saying that he won't stay down and forcing creative to change the finish?
Keyser Soze
Member
New Heyman guy will be Miguel - or a bad cardboard cutout of him
Fuck this company
Fuck this company
Nocturnowl
Member
Cheer up Keyser, it's almost that time of year again, the power of June will save us soon!
Just like it did last year....oh wait, we got forsaken.
Just like it did last year....oh wait, we got forsaken.
Keyser Soze
Member
June let me down last year. June is dead to me
Dude's complicit. He could sell if he wanted to. There's no way in hell Vince would say "No" if Cena walked up to him and said "I'm not going to wrestle for two-three weeks to sell this match/wrestler." Even if for some reason Vince did command Cena to stand up and walk away, Cena's an ass for doing it. He's got more leeway then Haitches right now and could audible the storyline all night long if he wanted to, Vince be damned. Half of me thinks he does sometimes.
Regardless, it's pretty obvious that when you lose a LMS match and make it a point to stand up and walk away from an ambulance in front of the camera crew mere minutes later, you're more interested in your own BS than in selling the story.
Nocturnowl
Member
But without this power all hope is lost, only a summer of despair awaits us now.
Stop stealing my depressed/hating wrestling gimmick.
Most of us are depressed and hate wrestling, that's why we post here.
Keyser Soze
Member
UberTag
Member
John Cena would no-sell the most destructive tornado known to mankind if he was down there in Moore. He's just that good.
Somebody shop Cena into this pic and have him shrug his shoulders and get up without a scratch afterwards.
CM Punk has the right idea. Instead of being on RAW or watching RAW, he'll be watching sports tonight. And enjoying himself.
Lambda Pie
Banned
yes, i think i was rather clear.
Dark Ninja
Member
They have better options if they are gonna call anybody up. These are the guys who I see they should definitely call up
-Ohno
-Neville
-Bray Wyatt (bring in the family gradually)
-Leo Kruger
-Paige
-Summer Rae (I guess shes on the roster permanently now)
-Emma
bean breath
Member
Hey June, don't make it bad
Take a bad angle and make it better
Remember to let Bo into your heart
Then you can start to make it better
so, in a Last Man Standing match, they did a no contest because the wrestlers got knocked down?
Instead of counting to ten and saying whoever got up first wins?
they are literally just ignoring basic "rules" that they chose to put in place to make sure Cena doesn't lose now
Instead of counting to ten and saying whoever got up first wins?
they are literally just ignoring basic "rules" that they chose to put in place to make sure Cena doesn't lose now
I didn't say they were ready to call up. I don't think they're terrible though. They're both just a little green and could use a bit of ring time before being considered. They both have great characters though that is more than some guys get on the main roster.
Morgadeth
Member
Pretty obvious who it is
A dead man?
DKehoe
Gold Member
Why do you think anyone would ever actually do that.
UberTag
Member
You would expect them to do otherwise?
And, as stupid as all of that booking is, it would at least have some gravity to it if Cena sold the consequences of the match.
But he won't.
He'll be fine tonight.
He'd sooner sell a really big shit into a toilet after being constipated than the consequences of a wrestling match.
Incidentally, I'm perturbed by WrassleGAF's second stint at mancrushing over Bo Dallas.
Every 2-3 weeks it's some new dumb ass obsession. Bo, Fandango, AJ, Kaitlyn, Cena's butt, "legit shook"... it's not funny, it's never been funny and it never will be funny.
Lambda Pie
Banned
Cena needs to be in the ring with Akira Maeda.
folks also need to stop watching this shit. is Net Wrecker still around?
Keyser Soze
Member
With every RAW I feel the pain. In June, the same
With Khali, then Bo and all those others,
And Bean you know it's just fools who'll watch all June.
Those odds will just keep getting turned over
Net_Wrecker
Member
Yo.
My WWE routine has leveled up to "PPV's only" with the occasional "FFx4 through Raw" and "Youtube highlights from WrassleGAF." I've been on this plan for about 14 days, and I gotta say, it feels right. I've never been happier with my apathy.
UberTag
Member
<high fives Net_Wrecker> I'm happy for you. You've finally seen the light.
Next trick will be to gradually wean you off of pay-per-views.
match is tonight. Also its funny how Cena causes people to have high blood pressure here.
A dead man. Rick Rude. Coarse or rugged. Rugged Ronnie Garvin, from whom the Viper Randy Orton stole a movie. The Viper....Jake The Snake Roberts, who did the DDT. DDT is similar to the DDS, of which made famous by Issac Yankem. Issac Yankem Kane, the brother of the Dead Man himself, The Undertaker! To the Batcave immediately!
