Professor Beef
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Sillier things have happened.
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Sillier things have happened.
Lambda Pie
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if Sony does the same they will be shat on as well.
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They've been very careful in their phrasing.
Nocturnowl
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During that MS event I couldn't help but keep thinking of Smackdown's trademark seagull pops after each announcement.
Net_Wrecker
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The videogame industry is more wrestling than the WWE
- The Wii U is like Cena in a losing streak gimmick with the comeback scheduled for E3 and this fall. 5 Franchises of Doom comin
- The PS4 has been getting teaser promos for a big debut at E3. They just put out a weird Taker video.
- The Xbox brand just turned heel. And I mean ALL the way heel.
It's so exciting.
Lambda Pie
Banned
Vita is Kane, just retire already.
Nocturnowl
Member
But with that analogy Net i'm actually pumped for the five moves of doom and not sold on the ultimate heel until I see more of his antics, this is the opposite of my WWE experience where I condemn Cena and crave a super heel, i've gone from smark to mark!
But damn does the comparison work otherwise, maybe i've been a Cena mark like Beef all along.
You got it all wrong Lambda, Kane is the various Nintendo handhelds across the years, the ever reliable standby even in the darkest times, 3DS rocky start was basically the equivalent of Embrace the Hate, it's upswing is like Team Hell No. As of right now Vita is like the guy who can wrestle well and has promise who gets stuck in developmental hell and eventually released because they have nothing for them.
But damn does the comparison work otherwise, maybe i've been a Cena mark like Beef all along.
You got it all wrong Lambda, Kane is the various Nintendo handhelds across the years, the ever reliable standby even in the darkest times, 3DS rocky start was basically the equivalent of Embrace the Hate, it's upswing is like Team Hell No. As of right now Vita is like the guy who can wrestle well and has promise who gets stuck in developmental hell and eventually released because they have nothing for them.
It's amazing how Sony started this past generation last because the PS3 was over priced and there were no games for it vs Microsoft's system which was priced right and had games out the yin yang. Now nothing Microsoft does is right, Nintendo is dead in the water and Sony is poised for victory.
Also, thank god for WrassleGaf because I would fear the ban hammer with that post on gaming side.
Also, thank god for WrassleGaf because I would fear the ban hammer with that post on gaming side.
bean breath
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Why are people shitting on MS?
I've been out of the loop (although I did watch the press conference), I'm a gamer that buys American consoles, only buys American developed games, and will only buy used foreign developed games through American retailers. How does this news affect me?
I've been out of the loop (although I did watch the press conference), I'm a gamer that buys American consoles, only buys American developed games, and will only buy used foreign developed games through American retailers. How does this news affect me?
One thing I don't like is that they're forcing Kinnect on this console. I think we knew it was coming, but I don't like Kinnect. I don't have room to play the current gen Kinnect and I won't believe the new one will work in a smaller space till I can see it in action.
bean breath
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That was slightly frightening. They said the Kinnect is always on and always watching you so it knows when you pick up a controller to start turning on, etc.
That thing is always recording you and keeping that footage stashed somewhere to extort you with later.
Net_Wrecker
Member
That's why I said it's MORE wrestling than the WWE. The videogame industry knows how to book. It's exciting and it's unpredictable.
Who would've thought EA would drop Nintendo as a partner? EA's like Shawn Michaels. First they turned on Sega, now Nintendo.
But Nintendo wasn't having that so they teamed with Sega. It's like HHH and Marty Jannetty becoming a team.
WHAT AM I SAYING?
billy beane
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While I wasn't impressed with Microsoft's showing, all they have to do is announce Banjo-Threeie, and I'll buy it in a heartbeat.
Nocturnowl
Member
bean breath
Member
Wait, Nintendo is supplementing it's lack of EA Sports titles with Sega Sports games?!
billy beane
Banned
Who is the Ouya?
Everyone thinks about Kane (and subsequently me, I guess) when they're out in public. No shame in that.It makes me sad that I think of SoulPlaya when out in public, but I was out getting vegetables last night and saw this:
Darth Kane or Kane Vader?
Darth Kane, btw.
TNA
Net_Wrecker
Member
And just like WM tons of people will stream E3 for free while having to deal with stupid musical guests and ads! Don't forget those old timers coming back for another
BO DALLAS BAH GAWD!
Technically.....
YES!!!
bean breath
Member
It makes me sad that I think of SoulPlaya when out in public, but I was out getting vegetables last night and saw this:
Darth Kane or Kane Vader?
Strobogo, what are you doing trolling the aisles of the Toy Department? Are you exercising your rights as a man like Sunflower? You don't belong there, friend. Leave.
Nah, the Ouya is CZW. Trying to appeal to a niche crowd knowing they'll never compete with the big companies.
-Pyromaniac-
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I love how Cody has no idea what's going on with the secret admirer thing. He doesn't watch Raw.
bean breath
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Why, oh why didn't she just let Khali run a trace on that phone number?!
-Pyromaniac-
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that part cracked me up too, I didn't realize she said Khali at first because WTF.
Hey asshole, most 13 year olds are bigger than me, I look at the toy section always and forever. You're telling me those obscure and collector edition Marvel Legends figures are for little kids? Get the fuck out of here. 80% of the action figure section are totally for adult collectors.
Additionally, I kind of want to make a meme of putting those creepy Kane masks on various displays and other toys in stores.
Zach Ryder. Huge Internet groundswell until people started pointing out the flaws.
Nocturnowl
Member
A certain games company relying on well established IPs at the big event to get them out of a jam once again for a quick pop while ignoring the creation of big new IPs which instead get left to the lesser known download territory or have little backing behind them by comparison to the big hitters....holy hell the connection to WWE grows ever stronger.
billy beane
Banned
How else are you supposed to get your official WWE action figures by Mattel?
bean breath
Member
The Great Khali is a private investigator and he's damn good at his job too.
80%? Adult collectors?
Let's just pretend this conversation never happened.
Let's talk about the Great Khali using a magnifying glass to try and find Kaitlyn's secret admirer instead.
The only thing to get more buried then Curtis was last night
Tawney Bomb
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Six hundred US dollars worth of silly.
Idk, I don't see too many kids super pumped to be buying 60s era Marvel characters or extras from Return of the Jedi. Trolling is a terrible word to use. That makes me sound like a predator or some shit. I get my groceries at 2 in the morning. There are no kids in the toy department at 2 AM on a Tuesday morning.
-Pyromaniac-
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Is there anybody who has won as many matches and done absolutely nothing regardless other than Orton? I swear he wins everything all the time but he's just been doing nothing the past long while.
bean breath
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I brought the discussion to a close. I was supposed to have the last word but I guess you just couldn't leave well enough alone.
You're using definition #1 and/or #2, I'm using #5.
Now that's it. Don't post about this anymore. Stop artificially inflating your thread post numbers to stay ahead of me.
bean breath
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Kaitlyn's secret admirer is the best angle in WWE since the Anonymous Raw GM, which we all know turned out to be Hornswoggle all along.
I brought the discussion to a close. I was supposed to have the last word but I guess you just couldn't leave well enough alone.
You're using definition #1 and/or #2, I'm using #5.
Now that's it. Don't post about this anymore. Stop artificially inflating your thread post numbers to stay ahead of me.
I will agree to STROLLING the toy section. No one uses #5 as the definition of trolling anymore. It's in the same category as gay for happy. Just isn't used anymore.
Nocturnowl
Member
Sami Zayn is a terrible name, like more terrible than usual, dammit they could at least have used some of our various names like Common Clive!
bean breath
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What. Did. I . Just. Say?