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[half a moon]

Mojo sucks

 

[Tagyhag]

Mojo sucks

Wrestling sucks

 

[half a moon]

Wrestling sucks

Wrestling is a feeling

 

[Bluekaveli]

Mojo sucks

Moon, I agree. Good job.

 

[slightconfuse]

What's up with David Start blowing up? Happy that the guy is breaking out

 

[Sanjuro]

Mojo sucks

If you don't like this business, yeah.

 

[Heroman]

Fuck Ricochet.

 

[Anth0ny]

The fuck is this Mojo Rawley segment on Smackdown?!

according to da meltz it was an anti bullying thing




their best idea for an anti bullying thing was using ANDRE THE FUCKING GIANT as an example of someone who overcame bullying



if anyone tried to bully andre he probably wrapped his hand around their puny head and went squish

 

[Zach]

Michael Cole's commentary at Heck in a Cell 2010 is kinda sad. Like, this Nexus business is already toothless. It doesn't matter anymore. But dude's all like "WWE WILL DIE IF WADE BARRETT BEATS JOHN CENA." It's so contrived and hilarious.

 

[Zach]

Oh my goodness. John Cena has to join The Nexus. Because of outside interference. Whatever.

 

[Menome]

according to da meltz it was an anti bullying thing




their best idea for an anti bullying thing was using ANDRE THE FUCKING GIANT as an example of someone who overcame bullying



if anyone tried to bully andre he probably wrapped his hand around their puny head and went squish

"I'm going to bully you, Andre!"

"This word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

 

[slightconfuse]

ROH Ppv tomorrow

MAIN EVENT

ROH WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

ROH WORLD CHAMPION “ALMIGHTY” CHRISTOPHER DANIELS vs. “THE AMERICAN NIGHTMARE” CODY vs. JAY LETHAL

ROH WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
ROH WORLD TELEVISION CHAMPION “THE VILLAIN” MARTY SCURLL vs. “REBORN” MATT SYDAL

ROH WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
ROH WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE YOUNG BUCKS (MATT & NICK JACKSON) vs. LOS INGOBERNABLES DE JAPON (IWGP INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION TETSUYA NAITO & BUSHI)

ROH WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
CHAOS (HIROOKI GOTO & ROPPONGI VICE) vs. ROH WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS BULLY RAY & THE BRISCOES

HIROSHI TANAHASHI vs. ADAM COLE

WILL OSPREAY vs. JAY WHITE

TRIPLE THREAT – NON TITLE
IWGP HEAVYWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS WAR MACHINE vs. LOS INGOBERNABLES DE JAPON (EVIL & SANADA) vs. SEARCH AND DESTROY (JONATHAN GRESHAM & CHRIS SABIN w/ALEX SHELLEY)

“THE HEAVY METAL REBEL” FRANKIE KAZARIAN vs. HANGMAN PAGE

FOUR CORNER SURVIVAL MATCH
KUSHIDA vs. DALTON CASTLE w/THE BOYS vs. BOBBY FISH vs. SILAS YOUNG

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Michael Cole's commentary at Heck in a Cell 2010 is kinda sad. Like, this Nexus business is already toothless. It doesn't matter anymore. But dude's all like "WWE WILL DIE IF WADE BARRETT BEATS JOHN CENA." It's so contrived and hilarious.

I equate having to sound like you cared about the Nexus at that time to having to sound like you care about Bray today

You can try and sound excited, but everyone around you knows it's a lie, friend

 

[Sanjuro]

ROH Ppv tomorrow

What local access channel is this on?

 

[Professor Beef]

according to da meltz it was an anti bullying thing




their best idea for an anti bullying thing was using ANDRE THE FUCKING GIANT as an example of someone who overcame bullying



if anyone tried to bully andre he probably wrapped his hand around their puny head and went squish

little shits can bully bigger people too though

 

[Zach]

Oooh, dead maaannn!

I almost want to watch this Undertaker/Kane match if Paul Bearer is ringside.

Almost.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Watch them Zach so you can at least try to vicariously enjoy my cathartic joy at a Kane/Taker feud where Kane actually wins.
Sure the matches suck but that's not the point!

NocturnRawl

I don't deserve this.

according to da meltz it was an anti bullying thing




their best idea for an anti bullying thing was using ANDRE THE FUCKING GIANT as an example of someone who overcame bullying



if anyone tried to bully andre he probably wrapped his hand around their puny head and went squish

This could explain JBL's dead stare and suspicious silence at the table immediately afterwards.

But man, not even Cena ever had a segment as corny as that Mojo one.

 

[Zach]

I've seen enough via video recap thingie.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

You're gonna love the ending of this Undertaker/Kane match, if I recall correctly.

 

[slightconfuse]

Kenny has the best then in the biz

https://twitter.com/ringofhonor/status/862781544297095169

 

[Zach]

Oh no! Flashlight attack!

 

[Nocturnowl]

You're gonna love the ending of this Undertaker/Kane match, if I recall correctly.

That multi purpose urn!

Truly a marvel of wrasslin' foreign objects.

 

[Zach]

international objects*

 

[slightconfuse]

Billy Ray Styles

 

[Zach]

Ugh. Bragging Rights. In 2010.

STAND UP FOR WWE SIGN SPOTTED IN THE CROWD.

 

[Heroman]

ROH Ppv tomorrow

Dats a good card

 

[half a moon]

If you don't like this business, yeah.

What? I'm pretty sure I like the business and Mojo is trash.

 

[Rimfya]

Billy Ray Styles

"They Don't Want None" to the tune of "Achy Breaky Heart"

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

See, if you had posted a gif of a Russian gimmick, it would have been funny and topical.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Billy Ray Styles

I legit didn't know who it was.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Billy Ray Styles

BE RAW

Motherfucker doesn't even know which place the face runs.

 

[DMczaf]

Kenny has the best then in the biz

https://twitter.com/ringofhonor/status/862781544297095169

The 6 Star Athlete KEEEENNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY OMMMMEGGGAAAAAAAA

 

[HashtagLapsed]

Being The Elite is getting funnier and more insane all the time.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Billy Ray Styles

Promoting that shitty raw brand too

 

[Anth0ny]

little shits can bully bigger people too though

I know

 

[RBH]

WWE Main Event (May 10th, 2017) from London, England

-Aleister Black vs. Curt Hawkins

-Gran Metalik vs. Noam Dar


Link: https://www.hulu.com/watch/1077653

 

[somedevil]

Something interesting in Lana's NXT matches:

Spoiler

She comes out with a manager usually Andrea. Wonder if that continues when she debuts. Plus she now uses Rusev's accolade as well.

 

[slightconfuse]

Moty

 

[DMczaf]

Teddy Hart is still a thing?

 

[Pikma]

Meltzer compared WWE's handling of Gran Metalik to the time Okada spent in TNA

And he's is not wrong. Dude is one of the most talented wrestlers in the world and is stuck doing fucking Main Event and NXT shows in Florida

 

[Tom Nook]

Billy Ray Styles

THE FACE THAT RU... who is THAT? Lol

 

[SallyIsNow]

TNA was the only company to push Okada correctly

 

[somedevil]

Amazing:

 

[serenewarfare]

https://streamable.com/0zdwn

I revise my prediction. I give this dude six more months in NXT at best.

 

[Bluekaveli]

TNA was the only company to push Okada correctly

I don't even know who Okada is, nor do I give a fuck but your shitty trolling is shitty.

 

[Data West]

Fucking irony

 

[SallyIsNow]

Amazing:

Is that Fat Mac?

Fucking irony

Does he know?

 

[HashtagLapsed]

Meltzer compared WWE's handling of Gran Metalik to the time Okada spent in TNA

And he's is not wrong. Dude is one of the most talented wrestlers in the world and is stuck doing fucking Main Event and NXT shows in Florida

It is pretty fucking crazy, for sure. It is because they want him to work on English, right?

Fucking idiots.

 

[Pikma]

It is pretty fucking crazy, for sure. It is because they want him to work on English, right?

Fucking idiots.

Yes, they want him to learn english

 

[Dark Ninja]

Meltzer compared WWE's handling of Gran Metalik to the time Okada spent in TNA

And he's is not wrong. Dude is one of the most talented wrestlers in the world and is stuck doing fucking Main Event and NXT shows in Florida

Is that better or worse than just jobbing weekly to TJP on 205 Live. At least they aren't exposing him as a loser to the general audience yet. Working Main Event is like working dark matches at this point, nothing that happens on that show is relevant.