RecRoulette
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May Wrasslin' |OT| May I Fancy You To A Nice Arse Whipping?
- Thread starter Bluekaveli
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Alrighty then.
Noooooo
sf2fanatic
Member
So how long Brock is going to be champ ?
I think that'd actually be a better feud than Rollins vs Joe
serenewarfare
Banned
Until WM
Dangerous Alliance vs. Nikita Koloff/Dustin Rhodes/Barry Windham
- Oh god I don't care about most of these guys. Austin and Windham(?) start things off. Windy tags in Rhodes, who looks like a budget Hulk Hogan in this match. Bobby Eaton gets tagged in, who looks like another CAW. Arn finally comes in, and teases coming off the top rope but gets talked won before he can be DQ'd. I swear to god it's the dumbest fucking rule, and JR defends it by saying "people just don't understand." Well, fucking HELP ME UNDERSTAND. Oh jesus fuck, there's a DQ rule for throwing someone over the top too? How fucking dumb. It's made even worse because JR and Jesse aren't even explaining why the rule was made, but hell they'll explain everything else in every other match.
If you've noticed, I haven't written much about the match because the match itself is boring as hell. Oh god now there's a sleeper hold. That's it, I'm cutting this short. Next match, please.
Rating:
Zactionary: F
I was a huge Nikita Koloff mark back in the day, especially when he made his face turn after the Magnum TA situation.
Looking forward to him recreating Haitch face.After seeing Triple H troll the "Photo of Triple H pointing at someone" meme, I honestly feel like Triple H is going to re-create this GIF on TV or Twitter at some point
After listening to Lapsed Fan New Blood Rising, Brock's gimmick should be he "doesn't follow the script" and shoots on everyone in the ring, which explains why he doesn't lose the belt for over a year.
...and then have Roman beat him at WM so he can be the greatest pure combat sports athlete in the history of combat sports
...and then have Roman beat him at WM so he can be the greatest pure combat sports athlete in the history of combat sports
sf2fanatic
Member
Dang.. over/under of him having matches til then would be 4 right?
SallyIsNow
Banned
So now that we have the annual WWE 2K match, we're def seeing Kurt in the ring.
ShadowSwordmaster
Banned
When the checks stop coming in.
I didn't think there was anything on Earth that was going to push me to do what I'm going to do right now.
BUT Professor Beef you have pushed me as far as you're going to push.
RIGHT HERE is $250! And it goes to any human being who can eliminate Beef from WrassleGAF! Take a look at it!
Professor Beef
Banned
Dr. Death/Terry Gordy vs. Rick & Scott Steiner
- Terry Gordy looks like he's actually melting.
Scott and Terry start things off with Jesse implying that Rick Steiner is too slow and stupid to start the match lol. It's pretty even until Melty slaps Scott, then all hell breaks loose. The ref actually manages to keep everyone from destroying each other, and Dr. Death gts tagged in. It's even again between Doc and Scott, with a nearfall thrown in, and Rick finally gets tagged in with the crowd barking as he does.
Some more grappling in the neutral until Rick gets a nice suplex on Doc. Melty and Doc step outside to catch their breaths, then Doc comes back in and eats a clothesline from Rick. Melty gets tagged in and it's back to neutral. One thing I like how this match is put together is that all 4 guys are so well-versed, or have a history with each other, so things don't look so lopsided during the match. It makes the moments where someone gets a suplex or any other move that much more meaningful.
There's not a lot I can really add to this since there's a lot of back and forth between both teams. I'm a fan of this tag match compared to the last one because of how important this match has been made out to be. As I'm typing this, Terry has Scott in some form of leg lock and JR lets us know that Dr. Death got his name in Junior High. What the FUCK lol.
Doc is tagged in, but both Gordy and Doc are taking turns working Scott's knee. Doc breaks out an "ASK HIM" as he has Scott in a half Walls of Jericho, and eventually sends Gordy back in. They take turns for a long time until Scott finally reaches far enough for a tag to Rick. He cleans house for a bit until Doc and Gordy distract the ref and hit a 2nd rope slam for a 2 count. None of their moves are good enough to get the pin despite numerous attempts, and Rick finally tries to start making a comeback but is stopped each time.
Speaking of time, the time limit is getting ever so close to the end, with 3 minutes left, and Doc is getting noticeably angrier as time dwindles down. Rick manages to squirm out of Doc's finisher and Gordy's attempt at a clothesline to *finally* get a pin to Scott. He cleans house and manages to stall just long enough to get a time over, which results in the Steiners keeping their titles.
Rating:
Zach in the Box: B
EDIT: Overall PPV grade: B-
- Terry Gordy looks like he's actually melting.
Scott and Terry start things off with Jesse implying that Rick Steiner is too slow and stupid to start the match lol. It's pretty even until Melty slaps Scott, then all hell breaks loose. The ref actually manages to keep everyone from destroying each other, and Dr. Death gts tagged in. It's even again between Doc and Scott, with a nearfall thrown in, and Rick finally gets tagged in with the crowd barking as he does.
Some more grappling in the neutral until Rick gets a nice suplex on Doc. Melty and Doc step outside to catch their breaths, then Doc comes back in and eats a clothesline from Rick. Melty gets tagged in and it's back to neutral. One thing I like how this match is put together is that all 4 guys are so well-versed, or have a history with each other, so things don't look so lopsided during the match. It makes the moments where someone gets a suplex or any other move that much more meaningful.
There's not a lot I can really add to this since there's a lot of back and forth between both teams. I'm a fan of this tag match compared to the last one because of how important this match has been made out to be. As I'm typing this, Terry has Scott in some form of leg lock and JR lets us know that Dr. Death got his name in Junior High. What the FUCK lol.
Doc is tagged in, but both Gordy and Doc are taking turns working Scott's knee. Doc breaks out an "ASK HIM" as he has Scott in a half Walls of Jericho, and eventually sends Gordy back in. They take turns for a long time until Scott finally reaches far enough for a tag to Rick. He cleans house for a bit until Doc and Gordy distract the ref and hit a 2nd rope slam for a 2 count. None of their moves are good enough to get the pin despite numerous attempts, and Rick finally tries to start making a comeback but is stopped each time.
Speaking of time, the time limit is getting ever so close to the end, with 3 minutes left, and Doc is getting noticeably angrier as time dwindles down. Rick manages to squirm out of Doc's finisher and Gordy's attempt at a clothesline to *finally* get a pin to Scott. He cleans house and manages to stall just long enough to get a time over, which results in the Steiners keeping their titles.
Rating:
Zach in the Box: B
EDIT: Overall PPV grade: B-
HashtagLapsed
Member
It is one of my all time favorites.
This made me chuckle.
I didn't think there was anything on Earth that was going to push me to do what I'm going to do right now.
BUT Professor Beef you have pushed me as far as you're going to push.
RIGHT HERE is $250! And it goes to any human being who can eliminate Beef from WrassleGAF! Take a look at it!
Hit us with an overall grade, Professor B.
Edit: there it is. Not too bad for a cuppa WCW hater.
Professor Beef
Banned
That 6 man tag dragged the final grade waaaaaaay down. The B- was only because I felt that a C+ would've been too low, especially with that iron man match.
Professor Beef
Banned
Well now that that's over, I never have to watch WCW ever again.
ShadowSwordmaster
Banned
Why are you watching Nitro again, Zach?
ShadowSwordmaster
Banned
Of course you would do that.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
I'm glad you (mostly) enjoyed the ppv Beef.
But their bodies are 44.
PEE WEE!!
Shame he didn't break Hogan's back
RecRoulette
Member
PEE WEE!!
The torture rack is hype as fuck, I don't blame him
Professor Beef
Banned
It might be the only time you see a match that involved Arn get an F grade.
And Corbin is better
Yes. And that's why I don't judge you based on your love for Ospreay and Ricochet, friend.
It's​ okay to be wrong sometime
Says the dude that said GotG was shit....
Drugs are bad, kids
ShadowSwordmaster
Banned
A person can take only so much of mediocre jokes
sf2fanatic
Member
A+ for the movie gif use on this page
excelsiorlef
Member
Ahhh fuck yesssss! Dalton Castle and the Boys are booked for my local indy fed's big summer show that I have front row tickets to...
Fucking love Dalton Castle
Fucking love Dalton Castle
Professor Beef
Banned
It was a shoot injury. Miyagi worked Daniel into thinking it was cured.