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klonere

Banned
Shoot. Jackknife. Powerbomb.

Sign this man immediately, Dixie, and strap a rocket to him.

Imagine if TNA just went around signing the best fighters of WORLDSTAR. Like an entire company of Kimbo Slices.

Man, imagine getting your ass beat while "Turkey in the Straw" plays in the background.

I can't believe the guy no sold a jackknife powerbomb though.

Almost more impressive is the no sell of the bat shot. Dude was swinging but our dude just went after him with the right hands.

Total rubbish. Someone playing at being a monster heel wrestler.

Agreed, she can't quite pull it off. There's something there but its not being channeled right.
 

klonere

Banned
I'm having some people over to watch tonight, this shit better not suck. Card looks decent enough, minus the Ambrose/Jericho cage match which will probably be awful.

The 4 Way would have to go spectacularly wrong to not be at least good. Kalisto vs Rusev could be a sleeper amazing match. Ambrose Jericho will have some interesting spots. The main event will be great.

I'd say its #Safe.
 
I did forget. i was more excited about tommorow's Avatar Rumble
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Monday. 5pm Central, 6pm Eastern, 11pm UK

AVATAR RUMBLE GOES DOWN

THE RAMBLE IS FULL

1. Me
2. Kaladin
3. Data
4. Jimmy King
5. FallingEdge
6. Kurita
7. Beef
8. Seph
9. ShadowSwordmaster
10. Zach
11. Bronx
12. Heroman
13. Aiii
14. BewareTheBatsie
15. Menome
16. Tom Nook
17. Mahonay
18. Klonere
19. Boots Monsoon
20. Notworksafe
21. Sabucin
22. Serpentine
23. Vince McMahon
24. SomewhatGroovy
25. Browny
26. Discotheque
27. Avengers23
28. Fox
29. NuclearError
30. Rutti
 

klonere

Banned
Someone fantasy booked the idea of Seth & Finn joining the Club which is totally insane and would never happen.

But they did point out how cool a Coup de Grace > Curb Stomp double team would be.
 

Zach

Member
Card looks pretty interesting. Not sure what an Asylum Maaatch is, though. And not thrilled about watching the Usos, but I look forward to seeing these Club fellas in action.
 

Kurita

Member
Card looks pretty interesting. Not sure what an Asylum Maaatch is, though. And not thrilled about watching the Usos, but I look forward to seeing these Club fellas in action.

It's just a Steel Cage match where there's weapons at the top.
And I think you can't escape? You got to win via pin or submission but I might be wrong.
 
The card isn't terrible, but could be boring. I don't really expect anything big to happen. I have my hopes on Zayn winning the IC belt. Although I might be able to see Miz retaining. Owens has to lose so he can get the MITB.
 

Hex

Banned
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Vince would rather give this person a job than 'more over than the last 3 WWEWHChampions'dow

After watching Total Divas my hate for Eva Marie grew like a thousand fold.
IT is disturbing how totally shallow the back stage folks are pushing every chance at her and she is still a waste.
When she speaks she always sounds like she is on downers or something, because I do not want to imagine that someone that slow is still being pushed so hard just because she is fit as hell.
Christ she had Kendrick as a private trainer for how long?
She should be a model somewhere because before it is said and done she will seriously injure someone (worse this time) or herself.
The Bellas were the other ones who my hate only went up for, especially Nikki.
 

Kurita

Member
So who is actually excited for Extreme Rules tonight?

Excited is a big word but I'm sure it's gonna be somewhat entertaining.

Fatal 4 Way can't be bad
Rusev vs Kalisto can be decent
Tag Team Championship match will be alright
Jericho vs Ambrose might be dumb fun if they use every weapon
Charlotte vs Natalya will hopefully be better than the Payback match
Main-event, well, it's gonna be chaos since we'll get a thousand interference
 
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Vince would rather give this person a job than 'more over than the last 3 WWEWHChampions'dow

Eva Marie is a STAR. She has more presence than half the roster. If she can get a bit better where she wont hurt anyone or herself than she would bring in alot of money. Its questionable why they make her do "athletic" moves, just give her Cena's safe boring moveset.
 

klonere

Banned
Do you think Extreme Rules will have more or less McMahons than on Payback? Even with that horribly extended promo to cover for Enzo's injury?

3 segments? 4? Another one AFTER the main event?
 

Hex

Banned
Eva Marie is a STAR. She has more presence than half the roster. If she can get a bit better where she wont hurt anyone or herself than she would bring in alot of money. Its questionable why they make her do "athletic" moves, just give her Cena's safe boring moveset.

No she doesn't.
She has no presence other than being hot.
The heat she gets is because people genuinely do not like her as a person, not for anything that she did.
When she walks to the ring you can almost see her concentrating on "step step step, look right, look left hold robe step step step".
When she is wrestling it is even worse "Run toward the ropes, then...oh run back"
There is nothing natural about her.
 

Menome

Member
Do you think Extreme Rules will have more or less McMahons than on Payback? Even with that horribly extended promo to cover for Enzo's injury?

3 segments? 4? Another one AFTER the main event?

I'm worried that we'll get a return to TV-MA with incest porn.
 

Kurita

Member
Do you think Extreme Rules will have more or less McMahons than on Payback? Even with that horribly extended promo to cover for Enzo's injury?

3 segments? 4? Another one AFTER the main event?

3 segments, one of them to remind us that Ric Flair is banned from ringside
 

Recall

Member
Fuck the Dusty Finish. Forever ruining Starrcades and making it that WCW could never do much beyond screwy finishes all the time.
 

Ithil

Member
Eva Marie is a STAR. She has more presence than half the roster. If she can get a bit better where she wont hurt anyone or herself than she would bring in alot of money. Its questionable why they make her do "athletic" moves, just give her Cena's safe boring moveset.

Is this some sort of gag? She has no presence. Her biggest flaw is not her total lack of wrestling ability, it's her total lack of any charisma.
 
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