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Professor Beef
Banned
Holy shit, about halfway through this becomes better than any match tonight will be.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Fucked up. I hope everyone else is witnessing what's happening in this thread. Right here. Right now.
Bluekaveli
Member
Who knows, I may need some 2000 wCw to wash my eyes of this shit they're feeding me tonight
Nocturnowl
Member
BewareTheBatsie
Member
I still find it the funniest thing ever that Punk lost the role of Rocksteady in TMNT 2 to Sheamus.
Also I swear Total Divas is cursing my internet. Near every time I watch it on the Network, my internet always goes down.
Also I swear Total Divas is cursing my internet. Near every time I watch it on the Network, my internet always goes down.
Jimmy King
Member
I enjoy this metaphor for ratings under Roman, but what does it have to do with WCW?
Sweeney Tom
Banned
#TeamHBO at least until after John Oliver's over
SallyIsNow
Banned
Leave while you can. Seek the comfort that is Lucha Underground.
Bluekaveli
Member
Your isp is telling you to shut that shit down son.
Nxt takeover Dallas has the wwe/nxt match of the year with Zayn vs Nakamura
BewareTheBatsie
Member
Can't stop, won't stop. Once you've seen Heath Slater bringing a bunch of wrestlers to a strip club and Daniel Bryan imply Brie dresses like a slut, you can't turn back,
Bluekaveli
Member
What? This is real? The Heath Slater thing? I gotta see this. Who is he dating?
This may surprise you, but probably not me!
Fave Five Priorities
1. Thunder game
2. Uncharted 4 (if son stays home)
3. Tonight's PPV
4. Until Dawn (if son goes to his mom's)
5. WCW
Jimmy King
Member
This may surprise you, but probably not me!
Fave Five Priorities
3. Tonight's PPV
boooooooooooooooooo
you sold out
Lashley
Why does he wear the mask!?
WIll Nakamura make an appearance tonight?
Oh, there's a pay-per-vi-
You're all in my prayers.
Heel.
You can't do this.
You have to suffer with us.
Nocturnowl
Member
I'm sure Heel will think twice when he hears that Ambrose/Jericho is the debut of a revolutionary new concept, the asylum match.
BewareTheBatsie
Member
Yeah, he brings Natalya, Tyson Kidd, Adam Rose and Titus O'Neil to what he deems as a bar or restaurant his friend owns.
Of course the show is fake as hell, so I highly doubt the others didn't know (although TJ gets ridiculously upset which is hilarious). I've been watching random episodes and so far that is his only prominent appearance. Only dudes who seem to appear regularly are Cena, Bryan, TJ with the occasionally Jimmy Uso, or Jon.
Bluekaveli
Member
I need to invest in, Until Dawn. This guy I worked with played through it like 4 times. Gee wiz.This may surprise you, but probably not me!
Fave Five Priorities
1. Thunder game
2. Uncharted 4 (if son stays home)
3. Tonight's PPV
4. Until Dawn (if son goes to his mom's)
5. WCW
Lashley
Why does he wear the mask!?
I don't see him joining the main roster until 2017 tbh
Its sort of hilarious how they hired one of the top three guys in New Japan without putting him on the main roster, all while they also hired New Japan's top midcard tag team and debuted them on the Main Roster straight away, so they can finally debut New Japan's biggest star coming out of the dojo, whom they wasted on NXT for 18 months.
Sound business decisions over at WWE.
Sound business decisions over at WWE.
Bluekaveli
Member
Oh damn, I would've possibly watched for regular appearances of Heath, that's my boy. I've heard Cena is a real douche in this show lol. I think the rapper gimmick was him being genuine.
I disgust me.
BewareTheBatsie
Member
Yeah, Cena comes off kind of like a dick. There was this one episode where Brie and Bryan were looking to maybe open a B&B or something for when they have to retire, and they needed a 150k or something so Nikki asks Cena who straight up says no. It confused me because I would think between Brie and Bryan they would easily be able to afford 150k. But at the same time, Cena making millions a year flat up going no was great.
At the same time dude is super serious. Cena the character seems to be pretty energetic but yeah, John is pretty casual about near everything.
I'm too invested in this show.
Jimmy King
Member
Remember when Trips said indie guys need to goto the PC to get the bad indie habits out of their system?
Just like when they'd say WCW guys couldn't work WWF matches.
Just like when they'd say WCW guys couldn't work WWF matches.
Remember when Trips said indie guys need to goto the PC to get the bad indie habits out of their system?
Just like when they'd say WCW guys couldn't work WWF matches.
It's no surprise, Trips whole career was built around hitting flurries of big moves rather than working down an opponent or building up heat for the comeback.
Triple H was the indie wrestler all along.
Bluekaveli
Member
What an asshole. Maybe he doesn't view them as family so he didn't front the money? Idk. But that restaurant could easily make the money imo. Does he go into detail more on the episode or what? Cena knows he wouldn't miss that money.
SallyIsNow
Banned
Yeah, but slow and boring.
That Lesnar match at Mania, oof.
It was done just as much to damage New Japan than it was to aid WWE.
BewareTheBatsie
Member
From what I remember, it's more or less he says no without much of an explanation. The show is blatantly scripted, so it was just for drama I think given Brie went behind Bryan's back to get Nikki to ask for money and he then finds out.
I mean shit, a B&B run by Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella would make that 150k back easily.
Jimmy King
Member
something something cerebral assassin
Professor Beef
Banned
Its fully scripted. Of course Cena can afford it, that's not the point.
Bluekaveli
Member
I was reading the difference between their styles because I obviously figured Jericho could do great with X Pac because X Pac was the holy grail of styles. Well WWF would work faster so the cardio levels were crazy. As a kid, I often felt wCw wrestled faster. Sean Waltman >>>>Remember when Trips said indie guys need to goto the PC to get the bad indie habits out of their system?
Just like when they'd say WCW guys couldn't work WWF matches.
Rock lookin well
what is The Crock doing in the IMPACT zone
Bluekaveli
Member
Makes sense now. Lol did Nikki just randomly say she needed 150k? Rich people shit.
BewareTheBatsie
Member
All I remember is she asks him when they're at lunch by bringing up the issues with money they have over it, he says no because it's a fresh business that could easily fail and then Cena gets a huge fucking burger and he's out for the rest of the episode.
Bluekaveli
Member
My heart can't take this lol! I'm kinda interested in Total Bellas now.
blackaroni
Member
How does Roman have 10M more followers than him on Facebook? Lol at that Kane video being posted 5 hours ago.
BewareTheBatsie
Member
It's surprisingly entertaining. It's so fake, but it's always hilariously fake so you don't even care. I love how they try treating matches on Main Event or Superstars like they are live. Interested in what a Bella-centric spin-off will bring.