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[Angry Grimace]

Damn, this story even killed Ron Killings rapping those rhymes are wack as fuck

 

[bbd23]

alright yea, im out. enjoy raw fellas

blood and wine time for me

 

[gaiadyne]

Big Show hasn't been seen since Wrestlemania

 

[truly101]

Y...you mean the "new era" is going to essentially be the WCW new blood storyline?

 

[Professor Beef]

Where is the coke ? 😔

I don't think soda is part of their workout regimen.

 

[Fox318]

the ratings are gonna be so low

 

[Bluekaveli]

Oh boy, The Big Slow



Well, it's got about a 50% chance of happening, so...*shrugs*

More like 85%, it's just when it will happen. Next week or in the next few minutes.


This remix though.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I turn it to WWE and immediately a black man gets beat down. Why did I even turn it here?

Don't contribute to the ratings or the racism (Seth still to come on the latter). Let this sink

This show has been really awful so far

Par for the course

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

Man, how the hell will game 7 compete with this?!?

 

[Morfeo]

I can't wait for Big Show to turn on Apollo Crews.

Next week!

Anyways, Golden Truth still legit over, who would have thought it helped to take time to build a storyline?

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

He ended an Apollo Crews promo tho

I don't think the guys too bad.

 

[Skatterd]

I'm dead at this song.

 

[abstract alien]

Thank God Cody left

 

[Pikma]

I turn it to WWE and immediately a black man gets beat down. Why did I even turn it here?

get the fuck out of here with that shit

 

[Hidden One]

Fuck it. Blood and wine is calling me. I'll probably re-tune in to watch Lord Sina bury somebody.

 

[RellyRell28]

It's a new era of black men getting beat down. Get excited!

Well I turned it back to the NBA pregram.

get the fuck out of here with that shit

That's exactly what I'm doing. Better shit on than this now a days

 

[esmith08734]

Big Show is waiting to get the revenge on those burritos. Apollo, he wants ya to eatttt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpjNfEwTd4c

 

[Bluekaveli]

It's a new era of black men getting beat down. Get excited!

Just wait until mlk day 2017.

 

[tmac456]

couldn't imagine a worse start to Raw...

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

Damn the new Independence Day is almost out... I can't wait. I love Will Smith and his movies.

 

[Bronx-Man]

16 minutes until this show dies a bloody death in the ratings.

 

[The Silver]

couldn't imagine a worse start to Raw...

Roman and Apollo in the ring cutting a 20 minute promo?

 

[Heroman]

The golden truth is the best long form wwe storyline wwe has done in like the last 5 years/

 

[Fox318]

 

[gaiadyne]

Damn the new Independence Day is almost out... I can't wait. I love Will Smith and his movies.

I have some bad news for you...

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Save us Cena.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Damn the new Independence Day is almost out... I can't wait. I love Will Smith and his movies.

I'm afraid we have some bad news.

 

[esmith08734]

This is seriously terrible. How is this the first 45 mins - HOUR of RAW?

 

[Guzim]

Kane being used to promote Warcraft.

 

[Intheflorsh]

They're building anticipation for Smackdown by making Raw hot shit.

 

[Kusagari]

Kane shilling for Warcraft?

what the fuck

 

[Exis]

Ugh.. this is awful.. I'm out.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Holy fuck, Kane for a warcraft commercial? This is awesome.

 

[Ultratech]

Well, that explains the Warcraft poster.

 

[Professor Beef]

KANE...

IN 2016 WARCRAFT

 

[Skatterd]

Kane is in Warcraft?

 

[MetatronM]

MAY NINETEENTH

I mean, June 10th!

 

[Morfeo]

Whoever noticed that Warcraft poster in the locker room got their answer now.

Edit. The fucking Usos? This is getting worse and worse, is it the Cena returning that makes them think they can have such a terrible show?

 

[MG310]

Just had an ad for a local Pro Wrestling Syndicate show during Raw.

Only match advertised was New Jack vs. Phil Baroni plus appearances by Stan Hansen, Terry Funk, Bret Hart, and the Outsiders.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Well I turned it back to the NBA pregram.


That's exactly what I'm doing. Better shit on than this now a days

Just ignore him. Keep being rad and avoid this program like the plague

couldn't imagine a worse start to Raw...

It opened with Reagan

It somehow got worse than that piece of shit

 

[The Elite]

The Usos? This shit is getting worse and worse.

 

[ramoisdead]

Now The Usos...

...please Game 7 save us all.

 

[Y2Kev]

I am proud to have been on the "Usos suck" bandwagon for at least two years!

 

[esmith08734]

Wow, The Uso's...

 

[somedevil]

Tyler Breeze tweet reply to goldust was brutal with the TNA mention:

https://twitter.com/MmmGorgeous/status/737053184384991232

 

[Dthomp]

Did they just decide that they are going to get killed by the playoff game and just say fuck it for tonight? Cause this is all time low levels even for Raw

 

[UberTag]

couldn't imagine a worse start to Raw...

Patronizing Memorial Day opening with wrestlers quoting a speech nobody remembers from the only president Vince loves... Ronald Reagan.
Face Steph twerking.
Non-title match with the champs coming out first.
Match outcome thrown out / opponents don't even care.
The Club cut a generic promo which says nothing.
Apollo Crews flubbing lines.
The Big Show returns. Quotes "new era" a half dozen times in a minute.
Golden Truth (combined age = 91) come out for a tag match to do commentary.
The Usos in Match #2.

What's not to love?

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Why the fuck was Kane in a Warcraft trailer? ?

 

[Bluekaveli]

Lmfao Usos, welp here go the internet watchers.

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

I have some bad news for you...

I'm afraid we have some bad news.

No. Don't tell me.

How do you make a new Independence Day Movie without fucking Will Smith?