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[ElectricBlanketFire]

This RAW is an an absolute train wreck and we haven't even seen The Shining Stars yet.

 

[The Silver]

Save us Cena.

everyone wants Cena, Vince has the last laugh after all


just wait until the next chosen one after Roman and people sing Reign's praises.

 

[mightynine]

So now the Usos will be used as enhancement talent for the Golden Truth/Fabreeze angle?

 

[Intheflorsh]

UCE

 

[The Elite]

Patronizing Memorial Day opening with wrestlers quoting a speech nobody remembers from the only president Vince loves... Ronald Reagan.
Face Steph twerking.
Non-title match with the champs coming out first.
Match outcome thrown out / opponents don't even care.
The Club cut a generic promo which says nothing.
Apollo Crews flubbing lines.
The Big Show returns. Quotes "new era" a half dozen times in a minute.
Golden Truth (combined age = 91) come out for a tag match.

What's not to love?

Face Steph NOT twerking.

 

[Kuroyume]

Breezedango! Finally something good. And, no I'm not being sarcastic.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Still can't use "faBreeze" due to not wanting to pay whoever owns the brand

 

[DMczaf]

Uce Uce Uce Uce

 

[Bluekaveli]

Patronizing Memorial Day opening with wrestlers quoting a speech nobody remembers from the only president Vince loves... Ronald Reagan.
Face Steph twerking.
Non-title match with the champs coming out first.
Match outcome thrown out / opponents don't even care.
The Club cut a generic promo which says nothing.
Apollo Crews flubbing lines.
The Big Show returns. Quotes "new era" a half dozen times in a minute.
Golden Truth (combined age = 91) come out for a tag match.

What's not to love?

Golden Truth is more over than Roman
Shut up Cole!


Thos remix, I need it to be downloadable.

 

[ramoisdead]

I really want Breezango to win. Especially since I like this remix theme of theirs.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

No. Don't tell me.

How do you make a new Independence Day Movie without fucking Will Smith?

He was like the only guy that didn't wanna come back

 

[Fox318]

 

[vatstep]

Breezango theme is amazing.

 

[Intheflorsh]

These guys are stars. Stars!

 

[Bluekaveli]

No. Don't tell me.

How do you make a new Independence Day Movie without fucking Will Smith?

Blame big willy.


Gomer Pyle and beaver cleavage lmfao,

 

[Professor Beef]

Please Usos, take Breeze and Fandango off my screen.

 

[Heroman]

If you told 2 years ago that Im waiting for cena I would have laugh in your face.

 

[Skatterd]

I hope The Club interferes again.

 

[Pikma]

you know what's shittier than this Raw so far? the crowd

 

[Covfan]

Breeze just keeping the space warm for Disco Inferno.

Imagine that tag team!

#money

 

[Cagey]

New Day speaking segments have been awful for several weeks now and merely bad for awhile longer. Fast Forward caliber.

 

[esmith08734]

Fandango definitely put some size on.

 

[gaiadyne]

Dem braids though

 

[Morfeo]

Patronizing Memorial Day opening with wrestlers quoting a speech nobody remembers from the only president Vince loves... Ronald Reagan.
Face Steph twerking.
Non-title match with the champs coming out first.
Match outcome thrown out / opponents don't even care.
The Club cut a generic promo which says nothing.
Apollo Crews flubbing lines.
The Big Show returns. Quotes "new era" a half dozen times in a minute.
Golden Truth (combined age = 91) come out for a tag match to do commentary.
The Usos in Match #2.

What's not to love?

Yep, time to go to bed for sure.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Gotta make Roman('s cousins) look strong

 

[Kuroyume]

Are you fucking kidding me?

 

[Professor Beef]

YES

THANK FUCK

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

lmao truth calling byron coach

 

[The Silver]

If you told 2 years ago that Im waiting for cena I would have laugh in your face.

10 years from now you'll be waiting for Reigns

 

[DMczaf]

🙈🙊😨😴

 

[UberTag]

Does R-Truth know what city he's in tonight?

 

[mightynine]

Are you fucking kidding me?

Wins and losses don't matter

 

[Bluekaveli]

Coach lmfao nooooo

 

[Morfeo]

So now the Usos will be used as enhancement talent for the Golden Truth/Fabreeze angle?

Yeah no. You got it backwards.

 

[Intheflorsh]

UUUUUUUCEEEE

 

[Kuroyume]

Does Rikishi have like something he can use to blackmail Vince? Like why are the Usos still a thing

 

[Pikma]

Usos are really good heels, they've made me fucking despise them

 

[TheSchwab_7]

MOLTEN POOP

 

[Morfeo]

Gotta make Roman('s cousins) look strong

The whole Golden Truth 5 month angle was to make Breezedango look strong to make Usos look strong to make Roman look strong. Right?

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

#wackadoos

 

[Professor Beef]

Like why are the Usos still a thing

Because they're popular. Duh.

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

So do Byron and JBL actually hate each other?

 

[Fox318]

Does Rikishi have like something he can use to blackmail Vince? Like why are the Usos still a thing

Related to the biggest draw in Hollywood and wrestling

 

[mightynine]

#wackadoos

#negativenancy

 

[Bluekaveli]

Does Rikishi have like something he can use to blackmail Vince? Like why are the Usos still a thing

Vince probably kissed Rikishi's bare ass in the back lol. Or something more...

 

[Guzim]

DM, are you going to Money in the Bank?

 

[GunBR]

Does Rikishi have like something he can use to blackmail Vince? Like why are the Usos still a thing

Maybe i'm wrong, but I bet they're over with the kids
The entrance, the paint, being Roman family

 

[somedevil]

Does Rikishi have like something he can use to blackmail Vince? Like why are the Usos still a thing

There was a report that they sell a lot of merch at house shows. So they have their fans.

 

[UberTag]

The whole Golden Truth 5 month angle was to make Breezedango look strong to make Usos look strong to make Roman look strong. Right?

Actually, it was to make no one look strong.
It was to make Vince laugh. And to fill time in a bloated 3-hour weekly RAW show. That's it.

 

[DMczaf]

DM, are you going to Money in the Bank?

That's the plan sir