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[Hex]

It's ok. Not everyone constantly has Baby Got Back looping in their head.

If it is not Posse on Broadway, Buttermilk Biscuits, Put em on the Glass or Iron Man then it is not SWASS and not deserving of a Mix Alot throwback.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Depending on who you are, HOW you wear your suit is important as well.

Prime Suit Rock:

No tie and unbuttoned at the top is his BEST suit look.

 

[Toki767]

2/3 ain't bad, and I'm hoping for AJ.

But that's not the only set of people, and it also depends on WHO you're marketing to. You don't market Brock Lesnar like you market Seth Rollins. Don't market CM Punk like you would John Cena. It all depends.

Let's not forget Punk complained about having to wear a suit and Taker reamed his ASS and beat him in like 3 minutes due to it.

I've never even seen Taker in a suit.

 

[Barrage]

I know that hypocrisy is rampant when it comes to wrestling, but how can someone joke about Roman being a homophobe and not being able to talk, then request they push...A.J.STYLES?

 

[Bluekaveli]

This is a sick obsession at this stage guys

Get over it.

Gotta have something to argue about. Tomorrow, who looks better eating fruit.

 

[Sephzilla]

Let's not forget Punk complained about having to wear a suit and Taker reamed his ASS and beat him in like 3 minutes due to it.

I've never even seen Taker in a suit.

Taker calling anyone out for not wearing a suit is pretty fucking hypocritical

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I've never even seen Taker in a suit.

Good Taker Suit:

Bad Taker Suit:

EDIT: Holy shit, I think that's his only suit. LOL

 

[Mahonay]

This is a sick obsession at this stage guys

Get over it.

Never

 

[bjork]

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Taker calling anyone out for not wearing a suit is pretty fucking hypocritical

As champion, he was rarely champion and suited up when he needed to.

 

[Mahonay]

I know that hypocrisy is rampant when it comes to wrestling, but how can someone joke about Roman being a homophobe and not being able to talk, then request they push...A.J.STYLES?

THE GAY COMMUNITY!?

 

[SparkleMotion]

If you've been enjoying Raw lately, just remember, John Cena returns May 30th.

 

[XenoRaven]

I was about to say that Japanese wrestlers have the suit game on lock but then bjork posted that Nash picture and now I don't know what to think.

 

[Sephzilla]

Nash's suit game was pretty spot on for his little role in John Wick

 

[Fox318]

Officail WrassleGaf Suit rankings

Modern
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Legacy

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

WALL OF SHAME
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

 

[FlammableD]

top tier

the one time i will thirst in this thread

 

[Deleted member 47027]

If you've been enjoying Raw lately, just remember, John Cena returns May 30th.

You know that's when it'll get better, right? Cena is wonderful and nearly everyone here loves him after that tour de force he put on last summer.

 

[FallingEdge]

 

[Mahonay]

If you've been enjoying Raw lately, just remember, John Cena returns May 30th.

Cena was a great part of RAW before he got injured.

 

[Bluekaveli]

I've never even seen Taker in a suit.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

As champion, he was rarely champion and suited up when he needed to.

So are you willing to say Seth was a terrible champ? Because his ratings sucked too and he wore suits even less. Also he fucked a Nazi

 

[Liquidsnake]

Im shocked that they are giving AJ as much air time and high profile matches as he has had.

I thought for sure he'd be in the Ziggler role. He may still end up being that after hes fed to Roman again.

 

[Mahonay]

Winner

 

[Deleted member 47027]

So are you willing to say Seth was a terrible champ? Because his ratings sucked too and he wore suits even less. Also he fucked a Nazi

Did he? He wore suits when I saw him. Also that's not my business who he has sex with.

 

[SparkleMotion]

You know that's when it'll get better, right? Cena is wonderful and nearly everyone here loves him after that tour de force he put on last summer.

Springboard stunner.

 

[Fox318]

Nash's suit game was pretty spot on for his little role in John Wick

You can tell he booked himself in the movie. He is the only bad guy who the hero doesn't go over and Nash just walks away with his heat while the babyface just looks like a geek.

He kills everyone else but Nash "Nah man you look tall with those brittle legs, you can just walk away"

 

[Hex]

I know that hypocrisy is rampant when it comes to wrestling, but how can someone joke about Roman being a homophobe and not being able to talk, then request they push...A.J.STYLES?

Well for the record, AJs was not in the past two weeks and he probably (hopefully) caught shit for it.
Reigns and the Uso was literally just the other day.

 

[Mahonay]

Springboard stunner.

One shitty move. It's fine.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Springboard stunner.

...okay? not following. Reverse into atomic drop? Are we calling moves?

 

[Bluekaveli]

Im shocked that they are giving AJ as much air time and high profile matches as he has had.

I thought for sure he'd be in the Ziggler role. He may still end up being that after hes fed to Roman again.

Appeal to your audience then forget them later. We have so much hope for little Aj but you'll see his true fate soon.

 

[Sephzilla]

All Time Fav Five Suit Game

1- Ric Flair
2- Rock
3- Kevin Nash
4- Batista
5- Cesaro

 

[Mahonay]

...okay? not following. Reverse into atomic drop? Are we calling moves?

Amrbar.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

What's bizarro to me is that I am wired to think suits are the strangest invention to begin with. I have always and will always hate suits and button down shirts. So when people say a suit looks this or that, it physcally pains me because its like arguing which piece of shit has...I dunno...better texture or something. It's a social construct I have never been able to wrap my head around. Some dude ripped a short apart, out it back together with buttons, hid it with a tied scarf around the next, and called it a day. Oh and, he left more cloth around the neck and instead of cutting it down to length, he folded it down and called it a collar.

Fucking weird.

You sound like a software developer.

 

[Rockandrollclown]

Springboard stunner.

I do hope in his time off maybe he went back and watched some tape and saw not only how bad that move is when it works, but how he botches it like 90% of the time. Really the only thing I disliked about Cena when he got hurt.

 

[SparkleMotion]

One shitty move. It's fine.

Running the ropes.

 

[blackaroni]

 

[Zach]

The first one was from some Mania press stuff and the second one is from his Conan appearance a couple years back.

Oooh. Makes sense. Good for him for making it onto late night a couple years ago.

 

[Mahonay]

What's bizarro to me is that I am wired to think suits are the strangest invention to begin with. I have always and will always hate suits and button down shirts. So when people say a suit looks this or that, it physcally pains me because its like arguing which piece of shit has...I dunno...better texture or something. It's a social construct I have never been able to wrap my head around. Some dude ripped a short apart, put it back together with buttons, hid it with a tied scarf around the next, and called it a day. Oh and, he left more cloth around the neck and instead of cutting it down to length, he folded it down and called it a collar.

Fucking weird.

Suits just look good? If I could afford it I would definitely own a few.

Running the ropes.

He runs the ropes fine? Dude what are you doing?

 

[Zach]

Good Taker Suit:

Bad Taker Suit:

EDIT: Holy shit, I think that's his only suit. LOL

Hideous.

 

[blackaroni]

Oooh. Makes sense. Good for him for making it onto late night a couple years ago.

That appearance gave us:

 

[Zach]

...okay? not following. Reverse into atomic drop? Are we calling moves?

Anyone listen to that Austin podcast where a housefly starts calling a match in his trailer? >_>

 

[jmdajr]

This AJ/Roman feud is a lot better than it should be.

I give credit to both. Hope they can keep it up.

 

[Zach]

What's bizarro to me is that I am wired to think suits are the strangest invention to begin with. I have always and will always hate suits and button down shirts. So when people say a suit looks this or that, it physcally pains me because its like arguing which piece of shit has...I dunno...better texture or something. It's a social construct I have never been able to wrap my head around. Some dude ripped a shirt apart, put it back together with buttons, hid said buttons with a tied scarf around the neck, and called it a day. Oh and, he left more cloth around the neck and instead of cutting it down to length, he folded it down and called it a collar.

Fucking weird.

You know, no kidding, a necktie is the weirdest thing. I probably wear one once a week -- sometimes in a suit -- but every time I'm putting it on I'm like "what a weird thing."

 

[FlammableD]

You sound like a software developer.

can confirm, we hate suits, am wearing jeans and t-shirt at work rn 👍👍

 

[Zach]

That appearance gave us:

But I thought he was homophobic? That seems pretty homoerotic...

 

[Professor Beef]

This is a sick obsession at this stage guys

Get over it.

It's a look-based sport, bro.

 

[Aiii]

Undertaker is one ugly ass dude. The guy is tailor made for his gimmick.

 

[Fox318]

Officail WrassleGaf Suit rankings

Modern
1. Cesaro
2. Seth
3. Naito
4. The Rock
5. Tailored Roman Reigns

Legacy

1. Ric Flair
2. Blue Demon
3. Nick Bockwinkel
4. Harley Race
5. Andre

WALL OF SHAME
1. John Cena
2. Vince McMahon
3. fuck my shit up Roman Reigns
4. Rusev
5. Teddy Long

 

[FlammableD]

But I thought he was homophobic? That seems pretty homoerotic...

that's why it's a funny joke uce. It looks like he's tickling someone's balls. Which is hilarious cause that's gay shit

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Undertaker is one ugly ass dude. The guy is tailor made for his gimmick.