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[Gonzalez]

Tempting!

I hope "Baghead" gets his face smashed in.

 

[lovely ladies]

Thanks, this'll come in handy. But what's this about Lost Levels and World 9?

sigh

My fault, that's a 1-up trick for the Japanese version of SMB2.

Apparently a new 1-up trick was discovered last year for SMB1 that's unrelated to the stairs trick you mentioned. Seems easy enough to do when you use the warp zone.

http://www.retrocollect.com/News/in...er-mario-bros-nearly-three-decades-later.html

 

[Kaladin]

Friends...I found my smile again.

You know what they say, the past is the past and we move on....yeah.

Let's talk wrasslin.

I'm ready for Kevin Owens on the main roster....let's do this.

 

[bean breath]

Been too long since I had a wacky wrasslin' dream.

I legit just had a dream about NES cartridges. So I'm looking through the glass display at a Goodwill thrift store while overhearing a conversation that an employee and a customer are having beside me about PS2 a/v and power cables. If you know anything about Goodwill then you know that they do a laughable job of displaying video game stuff in their glass display cases, often covering up the entire label of GBA games with price tags and just generally positioning games and accessories in such a way that the title and/or price is completely obscured. 9/10 the stuff has been picked through already and it's just licensed Disney Channel or Nickelodeon crap that's left. Anyway this guy's looking for PS2 cables while I'm crouched down and seeing nothing I want to buy. The employee mentions there might be cables in this zippered up carrying case looking thing. He opens the bag and tilts it forward towards me and boom, a stack of NES games is inside, I only remember Double Dribble and TMNT Arcade from the dream but there were like 6 games in there that I don't have. There's a moment were I'm just thinking "f*ck". Of course the guy looking for PS2 cables asks to see the games and by this point a neck beard has magically materialized behind me and is aggressively positioning himself to catch any table scraps this guy leaves behind. The games are 99 cents each. Then I woke up.

I think the lesson I'm taking away from it is to always ask an employee to open up the case for me. I never do because I know I'm not going to buy anything and I don't want to bother them. But from now on, eff it.

My fault, that's a 1-up trick for the Japanese version of SMB2.

Apparently a new 1-up trick was discovered last year for SMB1 that's unrelated to the stairs trick you mentioned. Seems easy enough to do when you use the warp zone.

http://www.retrocollect.com/News/in...er-mario-bros-nearly-three-decades-later.html

I tried doing the established trick on 3-1 and nearly launched my controller against the wall when I failed the 3rd straight time, then just shut off the console.

 

[Carnby]

Watch out. You might get a sternly worded reddit post made about you.

Is Sunny seriously doing that?

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Friends...I found my smile again.

You know what they say, the past is the past and we move on....yeah.

Let's talk wrasslin.

I'm ready for Kevin Owens on the main roster....let's do this.

 

[Man God]

The 1up trick in SMB1 can be tricky if your tv has a bit of lcd lag.

 

[BronsonLee]

Is Sunny seriously doing that?

No. Think drunker.

 

[Carnby]

No. Think drunker.

While promoting a site.

And gifs.

 

[Perspicacity]

Watch out. You might get a sternly worded reddit post made about you.

Hot take from a dude who declares how he wishes he could masturbate to lady wrestler easier.

 

[DMczaf]

Watched the new Batman trailer and this caught my eye.

Jesus, Batman not protecting that worker's neck at all. Dangerous as fuck, Sheamus-esque.

 

[Kaladin]

Jesus, Batman not protecting that worker's neck at all. Dangerous as fuck, Sheamus-esque.

Looks more like he's selling a border toss than a suplex.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Anyone seen San Andreas yet? My wife wants to go see it next week!

Also I thought TNA did a good job with LAX and Hernandez, probably one of the few groups they booked well. Although saying that... Team Canada were fun too. Serotonin not as much. 3 Live Kru were annoying, and S.E.X were far too Russo.

 

[Kaladin]

Anyone seen San Andreas yet? My wife wants to go see it next week!

Also I thought TNA did a good job with LAX and Hernandez, probably one of the few groups they booked well. Although saying that... Team Canada were fun too. Serotonin not as much. 3 Live Kru were annoying, and S.E.X were far too Russo.

Beer Money....felt like a classic early WCW tag team. It sucked when they broke up.

 

[slightconfuse]

John Cena learns to wrestle

http://youtu.be/BWXFRGEnwmM

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Beer Money....felt like a classic early WCW era tag team. It sucked when they broke up.

That's not a group though, it's a tag team! Three or more people is a group in my fantasy realm.

 

[Kaladin]

That's not a group though, it's a tag team! Three or more people is a group in my fantasy realm.

Ah....in that case, I think I enjoyed Main Event Mafia most.....in their first run, the comeback vs Aces & Eights didn't happen.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

I always found The Disciples of the New Church interesting, but they never really did much with it as a group. It was just a random stable name that had one or two wrestlers being managed by Father James Mitchell.

Ah, I miss old crazy TNA.

 

[Trigger Warning]

I legit just had a dream about NES cartridges. So I'm looking through the glass display at a Goodwill thrift store while overhearing a conversation that an employee and a customer are having beside me about PS2 a/v and power cables. If you know anything about Goodwill then you know that they do a laughable job of displaying video game stuff in their glass display cases, often covering up the entire label of GBA games with price tags and just generally positioning games and accessories in such a way that the title and/or price is completely obscured. 9/10 the stuff has been picked through already and it's just licensed Disney Channel or Nickelodeon crap that's left. Anyway this guy's looking for PS2 cables while I'm crouched down and seeing nothing I want to buy. The employee mentions there might be cables in this zippered up carrying case looking thing. He opens the bag and tilts it forward towards me and boom, a stack of NES games is inside, I only remember Double Dribble and TMNT Arcade from the dream but there were like 6 games in there that I don't have. There's a moment were I'm just thinking "f*ck". Of course the guy looking for PS2 cables asks to see the games and by this point a neck beard has magically materialized behind me and is aggressively positioning himself to catch any table scraps this guy leaves behind. The games are 99 cents each. Then I woke up.

I think the lesson I'm taking away from it is to always ask an employee to open up the case for me. I never do because I know I'm not going to buy anything and I don't want to bother them. But from now on, eff it.




I tried doing the established trick on 3-1 and nearly launched my controller against the wall when I failed the 3rd straight time, then just shut off the console.

Mr. breath, will you be collecting games for the Sega Genesis? This video game system was better known by socialists as the Sega Mega Drive.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

SEGA Genesis reminds me of Phil Collins.

 

[somedevil]

I always found The Disciples of the New Church interesting, but they never really did much with it as a group. It was just a random stable name that had one or two wrestlers being managed by Father James Mitchell.

Ah, I miss old crazy TNA.

Well youtube has the old weekly shows with all the insanity in it plus sometime posted this why did this air clip. Here is the title of it. "TNA - Puppet the Midget Killer "Meditates" in Trash Can"

yep

 

[Entropia]

Jesus, Batman not protecting that worker's neck at all. Dangerous as fuck, Sheamus-esque.

More like Ryback

 

[Carnby]

Hot take from a dude who declares how he wishes he could masturbate to lady wrestler easier.

What's the problem with that?

 

[Heel]

I legit just had a dream about NES cartridges. So I'm looking through the glass display at a Goodwill thrift store while overhearing a conversation that an employee and a customer are having beside me about PS2 a/v and power cables. If you know anything about Goodwill then you know that they do a laughable job of displaying video game stuff in their glass display cases, often covering up the entire label of GBA games with price tags and just generally positioning games and accessories in such a way that the title and/or price is completely obscured. 9/10 the stuff has been picked through already and it's just licensed Disney Channel or Nickelodeon crap that's left. Anyway this guy's looking for PS2 cables while I'm crouched down and seeing nothing I want to buy. The employee mentions there might be cables in this zippered up carrying case looking thing. He opens the bag and tilts it forward towards me and boom, a stack of NES games is inside, I only remember Double Dribble and TMNT Arcade from the dream but there were like 6 games in there that I don't have. There's a moment were I'm just thinking "f*ck". Of course the guy looking for PS2 cables asks to see the games and by this point a neck beard has magically materialized behind me and is aggressively positioning himself to catch any table scraps this guy leaves behind. The games are 99 cents each. Then I woke up.

I think the lesson I'm taking away from it is to always ask an employee to open up the case for me. I never do because I know I'm not going to buy anything and I don't want to bother them. But from now on, eff it.

That's the way game chasin' go, friend.

 

[bean breath]

Mr. breath, will you be collecting games for the Sega Genesis? This video game system was better known by socialists as the Sega Mega Drive.

Only if I can get a working system for dirt cheap, like < $10.

 

[bean breath]

That's the way game chasin' go, friend.

 

[Data West]

The idea of a mountain dew game console partnership bieng a hot rumor on gaf is hilarious

 

[klonere]

Owens tweeted about getting another 2 shirts by tomorrow holy shit this guy is getting a real deal push. Probably one of the quickest ascensions we've ever seen right?

 

[CoolBatteryCharge]

Owens tweeted about getting another 2 shirts by tomorrow holy shit this guy is getting a real deal push. Probably one of the quickest ascensions we've ever seen right?

I love how one of them is just a new twist of his Cena parody shirt from ROH including the colours used.

 

[Thorakai]

The idea of a mountain dew game console partnership bieng a hot rumor on gaf is hilarious

betrayaltons are serious business

gotta cherish every one in this age of multi-platform development

 

[bean breath]

The idea of a mountain dew game console partnership bieng a hot rumor on gaf is hilarious

Mountain Dew and Doritos are synonymous with Xbox. Partnering with PlayStation could be taken as a sign that the Xbox One is not performing well business wise.

 

[Data West]

Mountain Dew and Doritos are synonymous with Xbox. Partnering with PlayStation could be taken as a sign that the Xbox One is not performing well business wise.

swerve

 

[Gonzalez]

Anyone seen San Andreas yet? My wife wants to go see it next week!

Also I thought TNA did a good job with LAX and Hernandez, probably one of the few groups they booked well. Although saying that... Team Canada were fun too. Serotonin not as much. 3 Live Kru were annoying, and S.E.X were far too Russo.

Boy did they fuck up LAX. That team should've lasted 3, or 5 years on top. Instead they fed them to fucking Team 3D in that godawful electrified cage match.

 

[bean breath]

swerve

The Xbox didn't exist at this time, Data West. Imagine if PepsiCo aligned itself with Nintendo 64 at that time to get an idea of the magnitude of today's rumor.

 

[Data West]

The Xbox didn't exist at this time, Data West. Imagine if PepsiCo aligned itself with Nintendo 64 at that time to get an idea of the magnitude of today's rumor.

The PC Master Race was masterfully scarfing down Dortieos and Dews while playing Quake at the time, friend Bean. On Microsoft's Operating System.

 

[Heel]

It's far too early in the game to make a snap judgement and write Microsoft off completely. They could have simply pivoted their strategy, partnering with another snack manufacturer like Barcel and their Takis brand corn tortilla snacks.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Boy did they fuck up LAX. That team should've lasted 3, or 5 years on top. Instead they fed them to fucking Team 3D in that godawful electrified cage match.

Oh god, I remember that now - one of the worst things I've ever watched (in and out of wrestling). Ergh, I forgot that's LAX ended... I thought they just faded once Konnan tried to sue TNA. Did Chavo & Hector join at one point?

 

[Perspicacity]

Is Family Feud the best example of a television programme that can unite people across communities and tear down racial barriers?

 

[bean breath]

BRB, going to buy a family size bag of Nacho Cheese flavor Doritos and a 2-liter of classic Mountain Dew.

 

[Data West]

Is Family Feud the best example of a television programme that can unite people across communities and tear down racial barriers?

What about Double Dare

 

[Heel]

Is Family Feud the best example of a television programme that can unite people across communities and tear down racial barriers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q22iVFudOV8

 

[bean breath]

It's far too early in the game to make a snap judgement and write Microsoft off completely. They could have simply pivoted their strategy, partnering with another snack manufacturer like Barcel and their Takis brand corn tortilla snacks.

Microsoft, realizing they've lost the lucrative dudebro market will instead target the burgeoning Latino demographic with a Xbox Fifa bundle in partnership with Takis and Jaritos.

 

[lovely ladies]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q22iVFudOV8

I'm not gonna lie, I saw the name last name O'Malley announcing his candidacy for President in OT and I thought it was the guy from GUTS.

 

[Entropia]

I'm not gonna lie, I saw the name last name O'Malley announcing his candidacy for President in OT and I thought it was the guy from GUTS.

Me too! hahah

 

[Sabucin]

Kevin Owens and John Cena should have a series of matches in which they loss their titles to each other.
Kevin Owens begins his WWE journey as the man who beat Cena for the title and Cena begins his NXT era putting over the future stars.

 

[DMczaf]

Good use of colors and stuff

 

[Serpentine]

Oh god, I remember that now - one of the worst things I've ever watched (in and out of wrestling). Ergh, I forgot that's LAX ended... I thought they just faded once Konnan tried to sue TNA. Did Chavo & Hector join at one point?

Don't think so, Chavo teamed with Hernandez when he came in though

 

[Cagey]

Overweight men with neck beards shouldn't wear a purple and yellow tee shirt that says I'm a Hugger in big bold lettering.

For those who are #safe, it's a #deadgiveaway that the wearer has to maintain 1000 feet of distance from school zones.

There's the guy I was talking about.

 

[Thorakai]

There's the guy I was talking about.

It looks like he wasn't fast enough to get the money shot the first time.

 

[Zach]

1983
Starrcade '83: A Flair for the Gold - B

1984
Starrcade '84: The Million Dollar Challenge - C

1985
WrestleMania - B-
The Wrestling Classic - D+
Starrcade '85: The Gathering - C

1986
WrestleMania 2 - C+
The Big Event - C-
Starrcade '86: The Sky Walkers - C+

1987
WrestleMania III - B-
Starrcade '87: Chi-Town Heat - C+
Survivor Series '87 - C-

1988
Bunkhouse Stampede '88 - C-
Royal Rumble '88 - C-
Clash of the Champions I - B+
WrestleMania IV - C
Clash of the Champions II - C+
The Great American Bash '88 - B
SummerSlam '88 - D
Clash of the Champions III - C-
Survivor Series '88 - D
Clash of the Champions IV - C+
Starrcade '88: True Gritt - B

1989
Royal Rumble '89 - F
Clash of the Champions V - C-
Clash of the Champions VI - B
WrestleMania V - B-
WrestleWar '89 - C
Clash of the Champions VII - C+
The Great American Bash '89 - B+
SummerSlam '89 - C
Clash of the Champions VIII - B-
Halloween Havoc '89 - C+
Clash of the Champions IX - B
Survivor Series '89 - D+
Starrcade '89: Future Shock - C+

1990
Royal Rumble '90 - D+
Clash of the Champions X - B-
WrestleWar '90 - C
WrestleMania VI - B
Capital Combat: The Return of Robocop - B-
Clash of the Champions XI - C
The Great American Bash '90 - B-
SummerSlam '90 - D
Clash of the Champions XII - D
Halloween Havoc '90 - C-
Clash of the Champions XIII - D
Survivor Series '90 - D+
Starrcade '90: Collision Course - B-

1991
Royal Rumble '91 - D+
Clash of the Champions XIV - B-
WrestleWar '91 - C+
WrestleMania VII - D+
SuperBrawl - C-
Clash of the Champions XV - B-
The Great American Bash '91 - F
SummerSlam '91 - C-
Clash of the Champions XVI - C
Halloween Havoc '91 - B-
Clash of the Champions XVII - B-
Survivor Series '91 - D
This Tuesday in Texas - C
Starrcade '91: Battlebowl - C-

1992
Royal Rumble '92 - B-
Clash of the Champions XVIII - B
SuperBrawl II - B+
WrestleMania VIII - B-
WrestleWar '92 - B-
Beach Blast '92 - B+
Clash of the Champions XIX - B
The Great American Bash '92 - C+
SummerSlam '92 - C-
Clash of the Champions XX - B+
Halloween Havoc '92 - C-
Clash of the Champions XXI - C+
Survivor Series '92 - C-
Starrcade '92 - B-

1993
Clash of the Champions XXII - B
Royal Rumble '93 - C
SuperBrawl III - B-
WrestleMania IX - C-
Slamboree '93 - D+
King of the Ring '93 - C+
Clash of the Champions XXIII - B-
Beach Blast '93 - B-
Clash of the Champions XXIV - C+
SummerSlam '93 - D
Fall Brawl '93 - C-
Halloween Havoc '93 - C+
Clash of the Champions XXV - C-
BattleBowl - D
Survivor Series '93 - F
Starrcade '93 - C

1994
Royal Rumble '94 - C-
Clash of the Champions XXVI - B-
SuperBrawl IV - B-
WrestleMania X - B-
Spring Stampede '94 - B
Slamboree '94 - C
King of the Ring '94 - D
Clash of the Champions XXVII - C
Bash at the Beach '94 - C-
Clash of the Champions XXVIII - C+
SummerSlam '94 - C-
Fall Brawl '94 - C-
Halloween Havoc '94 - D+
Clash of the Champions XXIX - D
Survivor Series '94 - F
Starrcade '94 - D

1995
Royal Rumble '95 - C-
Clash of the Champions XXX - D+
SuperBrawl V - D+
Uncensored '95 - F
WrestleMania XI - D+
In Your House 1 - C-
Slamboree '95 - C-
The Great American Bash '95 - D
King of the Ring '95 - F
Bash at the Beach '95 - F
In Your House 2: The Lumberjacks - C
Clash of the Champions XXXI - C
SummerSlam '95 - C+
Fall Brawl '95 - D+
In Your House 3: Triple Header - C+
In Your House 4: Great White North - D+
Halloween Havoc '95 - F
Survivor Series '95 - C+
World War 3 '95 - C
In Your House 5: Seasons Beatings - C-
Starrcade '95 - B-

1996
Royal Rumble '96 - C-
Clash of the Champions XXXII - C
SuperBrawl VI - D+
In Your House 6: Rage in the Cage - C-
Uncensored '96 - D
WrestleMania XII - B-
In Your House 7: Good Friends, Better Enemies - C-
Slamboree '96 - C
In Your House 8: Beware of Dog - B-
The Great American Bash '96 - B
King of the Ring '96 - B-
Bash at the Beach '96 - B
In Your House 9: International Incident - C-
Hog Wild - C
Clash of the Champions XXXIII - C+
SummerSlam '96 - D+
Fall Brawl '96 - B
In Your House 10: Mind Games - C
In Your House 11: Buried Alive - C+
Halloween Havoc '96 - C+
Survivor Series '96 - B-
World War 3 '96 - B-
In Your House 12: It's Time - C
Starrcade '96 - B-

1997
Royal Rumble '97 - D+
In Your House 13: Final Four - C+
WrestleMania 13 - C
Barely Legal '97 - C-
In Your House 14: Revenge of the Taker - C-
In Your House 15: A Cold Day in Hell - C
King of the Ring '97 - D+
In Your House 16: Canadian Stampede - B-
SummerSlam '97 - B
Hardcore Heaven '97 - C
Ground Zero: In Your House - D+
One Night Only - C
Badd Blood: In Your House - D+

R.I.P. Brian Pillman.

Spoiler

That's gotta be Kane.