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[Nocturnowl]

me too.

I feel like putting on a show now.

You'll need a lot of slapstick madness to match the new wrestling experience offered by one John Cena

 

[Professor Beef]

A very good show? Come on, it was a one match show

I wish I could agree with this post harder.

 

[Officerrob]

I saw the Ryder/Kane match. I haven't watched the PPV, though, as I was out with friends all day (yes, I made them go to youtube for 10 minutes). How has the PPV been?

Punk and Bryan was fantastic. Everything else was either bad, average for RAW, or a squash

 

[SoulPlaya]

OK, so I need to check out another great Bryan/Punk match.

 

[maxxpower]

Guys, as stupid as that last "match" was, the punch is Show's finisher. Wrestling logic dictates that finishers are superpowered.

They nerfed the finishers, anyone can kick out of any finisher nowadays.

 

[bean breath]

You'll need a lot of slapstick madness to match the new wrestling experience offered by one John Cena

John Cena and John Laurenaitis' knack for improvisational and physical comedy is amazing. Better than Santino and Ricardo Rodriguez at the Royal Rumble and that's what they're paid to do!

 

[funkystudent]

Predictable ending but I guess at this stage I will take a predictable Cena screwjob over "Cena Wins LOL".


Also I guess Cena vs Show will be the main event of the next PPV? WOOOOOOoooooooooo.....

 

[cacophony]

 

[jmdajr]

Well I am all caught up. Gracias!

 

[Seraphis Cain]

Dude needs to put a bra on.

 

[G-Fex]

You'll need a lot of slapstick madness to match the new wrestling experience offered by one John Cena

I'm not sure I can handle that much Slapstick for the NWA

 

[Kaladin]

I like the Miz fan on the right just looking on in disgust.

 

[NihonTiger90]

My thoughts on this PPV, in relevant song title form:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGe3GFWEO2I

 

[Keyser Soze]

Why do people like him have children?

 

[BoboBrazil]

Those Cena people in the front row were plants. It was the same woman and kids from Extreme Rules.

 

[Officerrob]

They really need to stop doing squash matches on PPV.

 

[krae_man]

I like the Miz fan on the right just looking on in disgust.

Looks like Husky Harris.

Why do people like him have children?

They're plants. Those are probably make a wish kids. "We'll give you ringside tickets if you pretend to be disappointed John Cena lost"

 

[Dork Knight]

The dude with the Miz shirt looks like Husky Harris.

 

[Dork Knight]

Looks like Husky Harris.

Beat me to it! lol.

 

[Lunchbox]

poor G-fex

his kid is sad too

 

[Kaladin]

Husky Harris has more of a beard with his new gimmick.

 

[G-Fex]

poor G-fex

his kid is sad too

says the guy with a cena avatar.

You just outed yourself Lunchbox

 

[BoboBrazil]

Throwaway ppv. Reluctant heel Big Show and Laurinitis vs Cena is the big summer program? Kind of weak.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Plants have worse jobs than fluffers

 

[eldoon]

Lmfao at some twitter comments doing a john cena search.

Big show accidentally lol knocked John Cena over instead of John laurinitus gm

im sad that @JohnCena didnt win. I really wanted john cena 2 win. My whole family wanted hi 2 win

Both John Cena and Randy Orton lost, but they looked good doing it lol

wwe is screwing John Cena at every chance they get and it upsets me because he deserves SO SO much better.

Everyone we all know John Cena is the best in the world! He wanted to have fun with the WWE universe! So sweet <3

John cena losing = retarded

Now about John Cena, he's the face of the wwe and all wwe does is treat him like he's some undercard dark match superstar. NO. Just stop.

@DavidOtunga your an idiot. If John cena had the gm in a cage match it would be a different outcome

Feel bad cause I dont know what happened in over the limit so sad I hink John Cena lost but I cat believe till I see it! John Cena Rocks!!!!

#overthelimit it suck john cena lost laurnitas is maybe gonna hire back big show thumbs up if u hate big show now

@WWETheBigShow YOUR A FUCKING JOKE!! YOU ARE A FUCKING FAT ASS PUNK BITCH SELL OUT MOTHER FUCKER FOR DOING THAT TO JOHN CENA..

John Cena @JohnCena You r the real peoples champ and u got cheated tonight by a no good Big Slow with a weak punch..

JOHN CENA GETS SCREWED BY BIG SHOW's SURPRISE VISIT TO PPV AND SAVES "BIG JOHNNY's". JOB!!!!! SCREWJOB to CENA BY BIG SHOW!!!!!

 

[Seraphis Cain]

Man, what the hell. I turn the TV on and ROH is on. I can hear Kevin Kelly and Nigel McGuiness, but I can't hear a damn sound from the ring at all. ROH's production values are SO BAD.

 

[Ithil]

"Now about John Cena, he's the face of the wwe and all wwe does is treat him like he's some undercard dark match superstar. NO. Just stop."


I like when marks try to sound like smarks to make themselves "credible", but fail horribly.

 

[jmdajr]

Plants have worse jobs than fluffers

Lol

 

[Joe Prodigy]

I'm sick of Cena vs Show fueds. They're always the same. Cena tries all match to pick him up and then OMFGZ CENA JUST PICKED THE THE BIG SHOW AND GAVE HIM AN AA. 500LBS. NO WAY.

 

[Kyoufu]

WWE is awesome if you consider the WWE title match as the main event and show closer (you know, like how it should be).

 

[sillentassasin]

Well at least this week won't be a bust. I'll be at this on Friday.

Pro Wrestling Guerrilla's Death To All But Metal
Friday, May 25, 2012 - 8:00PM Bell Time - Reseda, CA

No Disqualification Tag Team Match
Super Smash Bros. (Player Uno & Stupefied) vs. The Young Bucks (Matt & Nick Jackson)

Pro Wrestling Guerrilla World Championship Title Match
"Mr. Wrestling" Kevin Steen (Champion) vs. Brian Cage (Challenger)

Grudge Match
El Generico vs. Ricochet

Singles Match
"Unbreakable" Michael Elgin vs. Willie Mack

Six-Person Tag Team Match
Candice LeRae & RockNES Monsters (Johnny Goodtime & Johnny Yuma) vs. "Pretty" Peter Avalon, Ray Rosas, & Joey Ryan

Singles Match
TJ Perkins vs. Ryan Taylor

Singles Match
B-Boy vs. Famous B

 

[DMczaf]

https://twitter.com/#!/MichelleDBeadle/status/204400450122956800

Someone is going to get a call from the WWE

 

[Anth0ny]

wwe is screwing John Cena at every chance they get and it upsets me because he deserves SO SO much better.

Now about John Cena, he's the face of the wwe and all wwe does is treat him like he's some undercard dark match superstar. NO. Just stop.

@WWETheBigShow YOUR A FUCKING JOKE!! YOU ARE A FUCKING FAT ASS PUNK BITCH SELL OUT MOTHER FUCKER FOR DOING THAT TO JOHN CENA..

 

[SoulPlaya]

https://twitter.com/#!/MichelleDBeadle/status/204400450122956800

Someone is going to get a call from the WWE

I have the biggest crush on Beadle. Too bad she's leaving ESPN, and she's a Kane mark too!

 

[Lunchbox]

https://twitter.com/#!/MichelleDBeadle/status/204400450122956800

Someone is going to get a call from the WWE

who gave her the lamp

you fucking pieces of shits giving out link to every skirt you see and getting them shutdown :'(

 

[rvd2kewl]

Those Cena people in the front row were plants. It was the same woman and kids from Extreme Rules.

Was going to say the same thing. They were front row at Royal Rumble with me in St. Louis and Extreme Rules in Chicago (Miz fan with the crazy tattoo included), they must be plants. *rolls eyes*

 

[Kaladin]

https://twitter.com/#!/MichelleDBeadle/status/204400450122956800

Someone is going to get a call from the WWE

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

 

[DMczaf]

who gave her the lamp

you fucking pieces of shits giving out link to every skirt you see and getting them shutdown :'(

She said she'd hold my hand.

 

[Seraphis Cain]

https://twitter.com/#!/MichelleDBeadle/status/204400450122956800

Someone is going to get a call from the WWE

Michelle Beadle to be preemptively banned from GAF?

 

[MetatronM]

WWE is awesome if you consider the WWE title match as the main event and show closer (you know, like how it should be).

You know, serious question, when was the last PPV that had the WWE Championship match last? I can't think of what it was. Has there been one this year?

 

[Carnby]

You know, serious question, when was the last PPV that had the WWE Championship match last? I can't think of what it was. Has there been one this year?

No.

 

[Plywood]

who gave her the lamp

you fucking pieces of shits giving out link to every skirt you see and getting them shutdown :'(

IT WAS ME LUNCHBOX

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

 

[BoboBrazil]

You know, serious question, when was the last PPV that had the WWE Championship match last? I can't think of what it was. Has there been one this year?

HIAC in October. This was also the last ppv John Cena wasn't on.

 

[Omega]

https://twitter.com/#!/MichelleDBeadle/status/204400450122956800

Someone is going to get a call from the WWE

I always knew Beads was smart.

Only reason I ever watched ESPN too

 

[number47]

Lmfao at some twitter comments doing a john cena search.

Big show accidentally lol knocked John Cena over instead of John laurinitus gm

im sad that @JohnCena didnt win. I really wanted john cena 2 win. My whole family wanted hi 2 win

Both John Cena and Randy Orton lost, but they looked good doing it lol

wwe is screwing John Cena at every chance they get and it upsets me because he deserves SO SO much better.

Everyone we all know John Cena is the best in the world! He wanted to have fun with the WWE universe! So sweet <3

John cena losing = retarded

Now about John Cena, he's the face of the wwe and all wwe does is treat him like he's some undercard dark match superstar. NO. Just stop.

@DavidOtunga your an idiot. If John cena had the gm in a cage match it would be a different outcome

Feel bad cause I dont know what happened in over the limit so sad I hink John Cena lost but I cat believe till I see it! John Cena Rocks!!!!

#overthelimit it suck john cena lost laurnitas is maybe gonna hire back big show thumbs up if u hate big show now

@WWETheBigShow YOUR A FUCKING JOKE!! YOU ARE A FUCKING FAT ASS PUNK BITCH SELL OUT MOTHER FUCKER FOR DOING THAT TO JOHN CENA..

John Cena @JohnCena You r the real peoples champ and u got cheated tonight by a no good Big Slow with a weak punch..

JOHN CENA GETS SCREWED BY BIG SHOW's SURPRISE VISIT TO PPV AND SAVES "BIG JOHNNY's". JOB!!!!! SCREWJOB to CENA BY BIG SHOW!!!!!

We need someone to keep the children offline

 

[UberTag]

I'm sick of Cena vs Show fueds. They're always the same. Cena tries all match to pick him up and then OMFGZ CENA JUST PICKED THE THE BIG SHOW AND GAVE HIM AN AA. 500LBS. NO WAY.

All I ask as far as internal logic goes with this retread storyline is that when CM Punk invariably chimes in with his perspective on Big Show saving "the toolbox's" job that he doesn't play up the shocked "how could you / respect" card.

Not after Big Show single-handedly dominated the Straight Edge Society for months.

Punk needs to just outright say he's always hated Show's guts and hasn't forgiven him or forgotten.

That's all I want.

 

[maxxpower]

Why couldn't Cena just respect the hell out of Lauranitis?

 

[DMczaf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LAaNUi5MTU&feature=fvwrel

lol what a mark

 

[Barack Lesnar]

That's a really cute good looking kid for such a ogre of a dad. Mom must be super hot. Or maybe it's a relative's kid and not his, that's probably it. That guy has bigger manboobs than me

 

[Penguin]

WWE is awesome if you consider the WWE title match as the main event and show closer (you know, like how it should be).

Speaking of, this marks the 4th PPV this year, and 5th in a row in which the WHC nor WWE title were the final match of the show.