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May Wrasslin |OT| Vince McMahon doesn't give 5 million f**ks what you think.

RBH

Member
Dark Match

1. Dean Ambrose defeated Alex Riley. Ambrose cut a pre-match promo about being the future of WWE. This guy is money on the mic. He's "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Brian Pillman, and Scott Hall all rolled into one. He wrestles a very strong style and squashed Riley in about three minutes.
huh
 

Bowser

Member
Vince don't give a shit about this ppv. Also I'm still not convinced that match was actually planned out or will happen. It was clear Jericho was supposed to win his match and possibly win the whole thing.

If they really wanted Jericho/Punk III, they could have easily had Johnny Ace rule the ref slow counted or something and award the win to Jericho.
 
Vince don't give a shit about this ppv. Also I'm still not convinced that match was actually planned out or will happen. It was clear Jericho was supposed to win his match and possibly win the whole thing.

C'mon, son. You really think that if Jericho was supposed to win they wouldn't have just awarded him the win anyway? Really? Really? Jericho was most likely supposed to beat Miz's time by one second, then Orton would beat THAT time by one second, then MAH BOY D.BRY would have destroyed all those times like what happened.

Also, I just saw the news about Miz's in The Marine 3. Lawl.
 

Kaladin

Member
I don't care about anything else going on in WWE, Punk vs Bryan is the main event of a PPV. They can shit a brick for all I care on the rest of the show, that match will deliver.
 
I can't believe Brock broke HHH's forearm with.a Kimura Lock forom full guard. My God what power. Who will stop this monster?

Who's gonna stop that monster Cena? He withstood the kimura lock for over 30 seconds last night. Guy is a beast. Who needs Overeem or Mir? It's clear he should be fighting Junior Dos Santos.
 

Cagey

Banned
Punk v. Bryan at OTL? Well, that means they're likely to have a rematch at No Way Out in Jersey.

And, if that's the case... I am SO FUCKING DOWN FOR THIS. WWE just earned my ticket and concession dollars. I'll just have to crank it up to FF x4 on the DVR for the next few weeks outside the Punk/Bryan segments in order to survive, because what the fucking fail is going on...
 
Lol Over the Limit is in less than 3 weeks? That's 2 more Raws to build a card. They'll be lucky to have 4 matches announced. Might as well just make Bryan vs Punk a 60 minute iron man match to fill the card. Noone's buying this ppv anyway.
 

jobber

Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
OTL should be historical as Del Rio will FINALLY win the WHC after a year and half chase. He IS the #1 contender after all.

it's his destiny


So how many heel Divas are there left excluding Eve?
 
Pro Wrestling Guerrilla's Death To All But Metal
Friday, May 25, 2012 - 8:00PM Bell Time - Reseda, CA
American Legion Post #308 - 7338 Canby Ave., Reseda, CA 91335


No Disqualification Tag Team Match
Super Smash Bros. (Player Uno & Stupefied) vs. The Young Bucks (Matt & Nick Jackson)

Pro Wrestling Guerrilla World Championship Title Match
"Mr. Wrestling" Kevin Steen (Champion) vs. Brian Cage (Challenger)

Grudge Match
El Generico vs. Ricochet

Singles Match
"Unbreakable" Michael Elgin vs. Willie Mack

Six-Person Tag Team Match
Candice LeRae & RockNES Monsters (Johnny Goodtime & Johnny Yuma) vs. "Pretty" Peter Avalon, Ray Rosas, & Joey Ryan

Singles Match
TJ Perkins vs. Ryan Taylor

Singles Match
B-Boy vs. Famous B
 

Brinbe

Member
I don't care about anything else going on in WWE, Punk vs Bryan is the main event of a PPV. They can shit a brick for all I care on the rest of the show, that match will deliver.

Seriously, I just think of that spectacular smackdown match, except not constantly interrupted by fucking commercials, and I'm gleeful as hell. It will be amazing.
 

Toki767

Member
Lol Over the Limit is in less than 3 weeks? That's 2 more Raws to build a card. They'll be lucky to have 4 matches announced. Might as well just make Bryan vs Punk a 60 minute iron man match to fill the card. Noone's buying this ppv anyway.

There is Smackdown too...not that anyone really watched after Sheamus became champion.
 

tm24

Member
Pro Wrestling Guerrilla's Death To All But Metal
Friday, May 25, 2012 - 8:00PM Bell Time - Reseda, CA
American Legion Post #308 - 7338 Canby Ave., Reseda, CA 91335

Pro Wrestling Guerrilla World Championship Title Match
"Mr. Wrestling" Kevin Steen (Champion) vs. Brian Cage (Challenger)

Singles Match
"Unbreakable" Michael Elgin vs. Willie Mack

These two matches will be incredible. Brain Cage is a fucking machine

also, from PWI

Following the Extreme Rules PPV on Sunday, there was a huge backstage blow-up involving Brock Lesnar.
According to several sources, Lesnar lost it on a number of WWE officials and began ripping apart a dressing room, upset over the John Cena promo that closed the PPV.

The original plan was for Cena, despite winning, to be so beaten that he was carried out of the building, leaving an opening for Lesnar to brag that while he had lost the battle on a fluke, he had won the war.

When Cena decided to address the audience, Lesnar perceived it as Cena double crossing him and lost in on WWE officials. It's not yet known how they calmed him down, but tonight's angle with HHH was planned in advance as a way to remove Lesnar from TV.

Sources within the company have indicated that Lesnar's current deal only requires him to work two dates minimum.
 

Cagey

Banned
It's amazing, BTW, how this company manages to continually fuck up by caring too much about what the internet and the "smarks" think. Seriously, they're way too concerned with us. But instead of catering to us, it's a mission to swerve and surprise.

The collective hive mind of wrestling fans deciding on the logical courses of action doesn't make said course bad, it just means enough dorks crowdsourcing can come up with the general idea of where things should or would go. These seemingly kneejerk "fuck you you think you're so smart!" reactions to relatively basic assumptions about how wrestling-as-story should work... ugh.

I mean, Big Johnny v. Cena, after Cena beats Lesnar clean in their first fight? What?

EDIT:


These two matches will be incredible. Brain Cage is a fucking machine

also, from PWI

Following the Extreme Rules PPV on Sunday, there was a huge backstage blow-up involving Brock Lesnar.
According to several sources, Lesnar lost it on a number of WWE officials and began ripping apart a dressing room, upset over the John Cena promo that closed the PPV.

The original plan was for Cena, despite winning, to be so beaten that he was carried out of the building, leaving an opening for Lesnar to brag that while he had lost the battle on a fluke, he had won the war.

When Cena decided to address the audience, Lesnar perceived it as Cena double crossing him and lost in on WWE officials. It's not yet known how they calmed him down, but tonight's angle with HHH was planned in advance as a way to remove Lesnar from TV.

Sources within the company have indicated that Lesnar's current deal only requires him to work two dates minimum.

For all his work ethic, the # of matches he does per year, the # of appearances... John Cena has a total lack of respect for professional wrestling.
 

Kaladin

Member
pwinsider said:
Following the Extreme Rules PPV on Sunday, there was a huge backstage blow-up involving Brock Lesnar.
According to several sources, Lesnar lost it on a number of WWE officials and began ripping apart a dressing room, upset over the John Cena promo that closed the PPV.

The original plan was for Cena, despite winning, to be so beaten that he was carried out of the building, leaving an opening for Lesnar to brag that while he had lost the battle on a fluke, he had won the war.

When Cena decided to address the audience, Lesnar perceived it as Cena double crossing him and lost in on WWE officials. It's not yet known how they calmed him down, but tonight's angle with HHH was planned in advance as a way to remove Lesnar from TV.

Sources within the company have indicated that Lesnar's current deal only requires him to work two dates minimum.

LOL
 
These two matches will be incredible. Brain Cage is a fucking machine

also, from PWI

Following the Extreme Rules PPV on Sunday, there was a huge backstage blow-up involving Brock Lesnar.
According to several sources, Lesnar lost it on a number of WWE officials and began ripping apart a dressing room, upset over the John Cena promo that closed the PPV.

The original plan was for Cena, despite winning, to be so beaten that he was carried out of the building, leaving an opening for Lesnar to brag that while he had lost the battle on a fluke, he had won the war.

When Cena decided to address the audience, Lesnar perceived it as Cena double crossing him and lost in on WWE officials. It's not yet known how they calmed him down, but tonight's angle with HHH was planned in advance as a way to remove Lesnar from TV.

Sources within the company have indicated that Lesnar's current deal only requires him to work two dates minimum.


What's funny is Cena has REPEATEDLY done this shit to people he feuds with and undercuts them any chance he gets. He's a fucking shithead.
 

UberTag

Member
So how many heel Divas are there left excluding Eve?
You talk as if face/heel classifications make a lick of difference in that division.

But for the sake of argument...

FACE

Cameron
Kaitlyn
Kelly Kelly
Layla
Naomi

TWEENER

AJ

HEEL

Aksana
Eve
Maxine
Rosa Mendes
Vickie Guerrero

WHATEVER THE ANGLE CALLS FOR

Alicia Fox
Beth Phoenix
Natalya
Tamina Snuka
 

RBH

Member
Following the Extreme Rules PPV on Sunday, there was a huge backstage blow-up involving Brock Lesnar.

According to several sources, Lesnar lost it on a number of WWE officials and began ripping apart a dressing room, upset over the John Cena promo that closed the PPV.

The original plan was for Cena, despite winning, to be so beaten that he was carried out of the building, leaving an opening for Lesnar to brag that while he had lost the battle on a fluke, he had won the war.

When Cena decided to address the audience, Lesnar perceived it as Cena double crossing him and lost in on WWE officials. It's not yet known how they calmed him down, but tonight's angle with HHH was planned in advance as a way to remove Lesnar from TV.

Sources within the company have indicated that Lesnar's current deal only requires him to work two dates minimum.

http://www.pwinsider.com/article/68064/-big-backstage-blowup-at-extreme-rules-ppv.html?p=1


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These two matches will be incredible. Brain Cage is a fucking machine

also, from PWI

Following the Extreme Rules PPV on Sunday, there was a huge backstage blow-up involving Brock Lesnar.
According to several sources, Lesnar lost it on a number of WWE officials and began ripping apart a dressing room, upset over the John Cena promo that closed the PPV.

The original plan was for Cena, despite winning, to be so beaten that he was carried out of the building, leaving an opening for Lesnar to brag that while he had lost the battle on a fluke, he had won the war.

When Cena decided to address the audience, Lesnar perceived it as Cena double crossing him and lost in on WWE officials. It's not yet known how they calmed him down, but tonight's angle with HHH was planned in advance as a way to remove Lesnar from TV.

Sources within the company have indicated that Lesnar's current deal only requires him to work two dates minimum.

thats hilarious.






WWE is run by morons.
 

Toki767

Member
That promo made no sense on multiple levels. You can't even trust what Cena says since he isn't even going away after he said he was going to.
 

jobber

Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
You talk as if face/heel classifications make a lick of difference in that division.

But for the sake of argument...

FACE

Cameron
Kaitlyn
Kelly Kelly
Layla
Naomi

TWEENER

AJ

HEEL

Aksana
Eve
Maxine
Rosa Mendes
Vickie Guerrero

WHATEVER THE ANGLE CALLS FOR

Alicia Fox
Beth Phoenix
Natalya
Tamina Snuka

good god..Layla is going to have a long run.
 
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