LanceStern
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Masklinn said:Nonononono you got it wrong, the rules are like that:
If sales < 600k and console is Wii, result = BOMBA
if sales < 300k and handheld is DS, result = Nintendo third party #{current_year + 1}
if sales > 600k and console
if console is Wii, result = Well did ok I guess but I thought it would do better
else, result = GREAT SUCCESS!!!
if sales > 300k and handheld
if handheld is DS, result = Well did ok i guess but third party sales still shit
else, result = GREAT SUCCESS, DS DOMINATION FINALLY ENDING NON GAMES ARE DEAD
There, you have it, now you can understand the SDF posts.
Almost there.
I said 600k for Zelda because
a) The Wii Sports/and Play titles shouldn't have such a giant gap over it so soon. By the 3rd week they were embarassing the title.
b) The quality of tht title
c) It's a **** AAA big-name franchise.
The rest is pretty good I must admit. I lawled.
But for consoles, 600k is just too high for most games because they won't get off their lazy wallets and buy the games. I'd like for some Wii third party titles to get over 100k. Like 5 or 6 of them. I mean I'm not even asking 300k which would be preferred, but PLEASE AT LEAST GET REASONABLY OVER ONE-HUNDRED THOUSAND WITH A DAMN 1.5 MILLION USERBASE!!!!