A Day at Capcom:
Capcom dude #1: *sees RE4 Wii NPD sales* "Quick! We need more Biohazard on Wii ASAP! What else can we bring to the Wii?"
Capcom dude #2: "A proper sequel."
Capcom dude #1: "No, no, no. That would be too much effort! Those fvckers at the RE5 team are tied up until 2009!"
Capcom dude #2: "How about a port?"
Capcom dude #1: "Muy caliente!"
Capcom dude #2: "Let's port Biohazard remake... oh wait. The assets are with the Umbrella Chronicles right now."
Capcom dude #1: "=("
Capcom dude #2: "How about Biohazard 0... oh crap. The UC team has those too!"
Capcom dude #1: "...How about those Outbreak games?"
Capcom dude #2: "Sorry, their assets were taken too once we told the team to hurry the fvck up with the 2007 release date!"
Capcom dude #1: "Well shit."
Capcom dude #2: "Let's port Gun Survivor 4! Nintendo fanboys will consider it an adequate substitute for RE5 as long as it uses the Wii Zapper, AND it'll take like two weeks tops."
Capcom dude #1: