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[EdibleKnife]

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Haha! Damn I love it

 

[daveo42]

https://twitter.com/raggapegs/status/866599179958833152

Saw this pop up. I still buy the theory that Melania is just Trump's Russian handler posing as his wife because it was a convenient way to control him. Now she's starting to crack because she's tired of dealing with Trump and she was looking forward to that vacation she booked for November of last year. You know you lose your deposit if you have to cancel, right? I'd be pissed too if I was her.

 

[Malyse]

Your husband should resign and leave Earth forever.

FTFY.

 

[E-Cat]

“Melania loves the president unconditionally, definitely, she really cares about the president, she feels a kind of protection,”

The Marge to Trump's Homer?

 

[Escape Goat]

Yeah I just saw this on my news feed. She really, really doesn't like him.

Im amazed shes hasn't flung herself off the top of Trump tower to escape it all. I am starting to warm to the idea she is his Russian monitor.

 

[VendettaRed07]

Does she not realise there are cameras lol

Don't think she cares tbh

 

[the_batman]

The mail order bride who loves her lavish lifestyle gets upset when people try to undermine it? Wow

 

[Muppet of a Man]

Protect lord and castle! Protect lord and castle!

 

[Escape Goat]

The mail order bride

what?

 

[WiseguyMVP]

She's scouring?

She should be scolding his ass for making a mockery of the job and country.

 

[M.Bluth]

The vitriol in here towards her seems really unnecessary. This sounds kind of sweet to me and I certainly don't like Trump.

It's funny how people argue over whether Melania and Ivanka are not bad, but I don't see that argument made nearly as much about Kush or the sons.

Yeah.... I very much doubt it Melania and Ivanka would be given that much benefit of the doubt if they weren't attractive white women.

The entire family is rotten, people need to stop looking for goodness where there is none.

 

[the_batman]

what?

Poor model from eastern europe is a part of Trump modeling agency, comes to US to marry Donny Two Scoops and gain permaneny residency.

She moved here 2 years before she had even met Trump.

So they say

 

[RustyNails]

https://twitter.com/raggapegs/status/866599179958833152

Republicans already downplaying this as a "low five".

I just feel like Republicans went through a mass lobotomy on Nov 7th. Can you imagine Obama surviving any of Trump's scandals? Or Michelle doing this to Barack?

 

[Mercury Fred]

She's such a disgusting fucking low life. She deserves him.

 

[Escape Goat]

Poor model from eastern europe is a part of Trump modeling agency, comes to US to marry Donny Two Scoops and gain permaneny residency.

She moved here 2 years before she had even met Trump.

 

[Version 3.0]

If I had a direct line to Trump, I'd send him all the stories that make him look bad, too. Wouldn't want him to miss anything.

Not defending her, just glad he's seeing them.

 

[Lord Frieza]

Saw this pop up. I still buy the theory that Melania is just Trump's Russian handler posing as his wife because it was a convenient way to control him. Now she's starting to crack because she's tired of dealing with Trump and she was looking forward to that vacation she booked for November of last year. You know you lose your deposit if you have to cancel, right? I'd be pissed too if I was her.

Or, more likely, she's a piece of shit.

 

[John Kowalski]

This is so depressing. I can't help but imagine their lives to be filled with sadness. Uh, everyone deserves to love and be loved i guess.

 

[SoundofSilence]

Republicans already downplaying this as a "low five".

I just feel like Republicans went through a mass lobotomy on Nov 7th. Can you imagine Obama surviving any of Trump's scandals? Or Michelle doing this to Barack?

A low five? Not possible since his palm is facing down, not up.

 

[SpaceWolf]

I would do anything to find out what's been going on in that woman's head.

 

[rec0ded1]

After the last couple of weeks I need more than a hand slap vid. Gimme some scandal bombas stat.

 

[SaviourMK2]

“Melania loves the president's money unconditionally, definitely, she really cares about the money, she feels a kind of self-entitlement,” said her long-time friend and former modeling agent Paolo Zampolli, who introduced the couple in 1998. “The main concern to the president and the first lady is that they never find the russian paychecks.”

Fixed.

 

[Escape Goat]

I would do anything to find out what's been going on in that woman's head.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

I would do anything to find out what's been going on in that woman's head.

 

[RustyNails]

A low five? Not possible since his palm is facing down, not up.

Of course. Tell it to the Trumpkins.

 

[gutter_trash]

Doesn't Saudi Arabia have archaic rules against inter-gender holding hands?


My take is that Melania was aware of Saudi "affection restrictions" and Donald wasn't.

 

[Fantastical]

A low five? Not possible since his palm is facing down, not up.

Hm, I can only see it as his palm facing up. Doesn't he flip his hand around?

 

[SolidSnakex]

Doesn't Saudi Arabia have archaic rules against inter-gender holding hands?


My take is that Melania was aware of Saudi "affection restrictions" and Donald wasn't.

I'm pretty sure that gif is from when they landed in Israel.

 

[KoopaTheCasual]

Saw this pop up. I still buy the theory that Melania is just Trump's Russian handler posing as his wife because it was a convenient way to control him. Now she's starting to crack because she's tired of dealing with Trump and she was looking forward to that vacation she booked for November of last year. You know you lose your deposit if you have to cancel, right? I'd be pissed too if I was her.

Wut.

Or...she just married him for his wealth and status, and is putting up with him so she can sustain her lifestyle.

 

[gutter_trash]

I'm pretty sure that gif is from when they landed in Israel.

Oh yeah? Then that confirms the frostyness

 

[JohnsonUT]

Oh yeah? Then that confirms the frostyness

You can also see the couple next to Donald holding hands. Bibi?

 

[shadow_shogun]

https://twitter.com/raggapegs/status/866599179958833152

She did it again, second day straight.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

She did it again, second day straight.

*watches*

Yoooooooooooo

 

[Kurdel]

She did it again, second day straight.

 

[Hale-XF11]

Truly a couple madly, deeply in love. So heartwarming.

 

[RPGCrazied]

Wonder when she will file for a divorce. lol

Just hanging on to acquire everything when he finally dies?

 

[Darkman M]

Geez someone isn't getting layed lol

 

[Wolfgunblood Garopa]

Just trying to protect the Trump legacy a piece her son will get.

Yep. This whole president situation has to be a nightmare for a mother that is just out for financial stability for her family.

 

[BobTheFork]

Wonder when she will file for a divorce. lol

Just hanging on to acquire everything when he finally dies?

Word in the Poli threads is that she already did file and they reached a settlement...and then he won.

 

[Poltergust]

The perspective here is making it seem like Trump is touching her butt.

 

[WeAreStarStuff]

This is painful to watch.

 

[RustyNails]

This is a disaster.

 

[Zolo]

The perspective here is making it seem like Trump is touching her butt.

seem?

 

[Azuran]

Grab her by the ass.

 

[Steejee]

Yeesh, it's pretty clear that she hates that man with a passion and has to hold back her urge to strangle him to put on a good face. It would be a glorious Shyamalan level twist if she was the leaker and attempting to get him out of office just so she doesn't have to do any more public events with him but without coming out on the losing end of a pre-nup.

 

[skullmuffins]

Word in the Poli threads is that she already did file and they reached a settlement...and then he won.

the source of this is a claude taylor twitter rumor https://twitter.com/TrueFactsStated/status/866484486921482241. I wouldn't put any stock in it.

 

[subrock]

he was just trying to brace himself before his most trying task to date... stairs

 

[jelly]

Have any previous Presidents got divorced in office?

She must absolutely despise him.

 

[oti]

I don't know what to make of the First Lady. Due to her background she could do a lot of great work for immigrants in the US and I want to see her as good. But she doesn't really do anything and just by being the First Lady she supports the terrible President.

 

[Vicetrailia]

I don't know what to make of the First Lady. Due to her background she could do a lot of great work for immigrants in the US and I want to see her as good. But she doesn't really do anything and just by being the First Lady she supports the terrible President.

She married Trump after all of his baggage and bullshit, she's not a good person. But I do love that a bad person hates a more shitty person. That's awesome. The Trump family are villains.