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Richard Packer
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That's quite an achievement.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
So I did the tourist thing and a couple of 'aloha' shirts. I've been missing out These things are hella comfy.
nush
Member
I have three sofas, I deep cleaned the one I use ready for Christmas. One is specifically for the dog, the other she can use because I don't sit there. But now she only wants to chill out on the one that I spent time cleaning, dogging it up even though she had no interest in it before. 
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
What's good friends. Hope everyone is well.
I played Warhammer 40K with a friend last night and I am not sure whether I've ascended to God of the Nerds.
I didn't see my midlife crisis panning out playing with plastic figures.
I played Warhammer 40K with a friend last night and I am not sure whether I've ascended to God of the Nerds.
I didn't see my midlife crisis panning out playing with plastic figures.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
You're missing a verb. In my head, I'm just going to fill it in with whatever I want.
"So I did the tourist thing and sounded a couple of 'aloha shirts'"
Aww yeah.
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You know, I've been sleeping much more soundly since the road outside my house was turned into an icy mud pit. I had to snow blow a path through a foot of snow yesterday which took about an hour at 5AM, but the lack of vehicles flooring it up our hill has kept it nice and quiet…I kinda like it
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haxan7
Banned
I'm wearing these sexy black undies that have this kinda little pocket thing in the front that serves as the part that opens for your weiner when you pee.
I just had a split second of panic when i reached in to grab my penis to pull it out to pee and didn't immediately feel it. Apparently the top half got tucked up inside the little pocket somehow without me knowing.
You never know how important your penis is until you're worried you lost it.
I just had a split second of panic when i reached in to grab my penis to pull it out to pee and didn't immediately feel it. Apparently the top half got tucked up inside the little pocket somehow without me knowing.
You never know how important your penis is until you're worried you lost it.
ParaSeoul
Member
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Deleted member 1159
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I started mountain biking in college, and I was going with these hardcore guys…way skinnier and in better shape than me…took me on shit I wasn't ready for. Anyway, once they took me on my favorite trail of all time, at least the downhill part. The climb up felt like a marathon of sheer exertion, where I just sat my taint on that hard seat for at last an hour without a break. Finally we got to the top, I got off my bike and everything was numb…I couldn't feel my dick at all. I had to pull my shorts forward and reach in there to make sure it was still attached, and since it was numb it felt like fondling someone else's flaccid cock.
Anyway my mom only asked me if I was gay that one time
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haxan7
Banned
i think that's why all the old guys in my area eventually switch to recumbent bikes. Gotta keep all those dick nerves healthy
Beretta
Member
Funny how this thread started out discussing bans and the OP ended up getting one. Lulz.
Anyway, to comment on the above bike comment....at least you guys can rest your dick and balls on the seat. My vagina feels like it's open season every damn time I ride a bike, and it's not even an old, soggy pile of bologna yet.
Anyway, to comment on the above bike comment....at least you guys can rest your dick and balls on the seat. My vagina feels like it's open season every damn time I ride a bike, and it's not even an old, soggy pile of bologna yet.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Well what do you think your mom was going to do after she saw those hardcore biker dudes massage the bloodflow back into your numb cock 'n taint?
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Deleted member 1159
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Join in?
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Damn, do we have the same mom???
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Tschumi
Member
Where's our vetted professional vfx veteran at?
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I'm a creature of habit, what can I say
ParaSeoul
Member
I'm guessing most people here have more personal experience with the latter than the former
haxan7
Banned
The ladder and the what now
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I accidentally a whole bottle of coke.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Did the road to Hana today. It was a great drive but the locals really hate tourists. I would recommend skipping most of the drive unfortunately. You can get 80% of the experience before getting to areas where the behavior gets sketchy.
If ever there was one sentence that would put me off vagina for the rest of my life, this would be it.
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Deleted member 1159
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Would you rather an old saggy pile of bologna or a numb flaccid sausage? No the verb isn't missing.
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
RoyalLaFlame
Banned
Hmmmm I think I like dick now.
Tschumi
Member
Since when were we describing [brain whirs picking a target] Mia Khalifa [*safe*]
Kev Kev
Member
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
No Tschumi, no no no.
Richard Packer
Member
What do the ankles look like?Today when I woke up my fingers looked like sausages. I actually have really nice slim lady like hands but now they look like this. Go, get help!
Tschumi
Member
Peggies
Gold Member
Richard Packer
Member
Sorry. I am busy at the moment.Thank god, still slim and beautiful.
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Deleted member 1159
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Thank god, still slim and beautiful.
Peggies
Gold Member
Just googled her. Why? She is pretty, no?
Richard Packer
Member
NeoIkaruGAF
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Best GAF page in a while
I had to Google her too, and I'm still Googling her now. For research purposes, obviously.
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
We finally found the thing to break you.
Tschumi
Member
I'd give her eight spurts out of a currywurst
I'm just as shocked as you are.
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Deleted member 1159
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Wait until you try the shocker
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