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[haxan7]

I apologize for posting the Goblin Cock last night, I wasn’t trying start a penis posting party

I missed a cock?!

 

[Thaedolus]

I missed a cock?!

 

[Richard Packer]

Smelling Haxan7's fingers?

Only on Friday's.

 

[Peggies]

Only on Friday's.

 

[haxan7]

 

[Tschumi]

I apologize for posting the Goblin Cock last night, I wasn’t trying start a penis posting party

If ever a party was already started...

 

[haxan7]

If ever a party was already started...

This thread turned me gay

 

[Barakov]

 

[Tschumi]

I... Don't get it...

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I... Don't get it...

The tough boys won’t fight in the war because their feelings are hurt. Guess they’ve not heard of the draft before.

 

[haxan7]

The tough boys won’t fight in the war because their feelings are hurt. Guess they’ve not heard of the draft before.

What a bunch of sissies

 

[ThatGamingDude]

My employer announced that we'll be getting 5% raises on top of our regular raises this year across the board, no doubt in reaction to how many people have left due to it being a worker's market right now. They're also going to award an additional annual bonus.

5% of my salary is like three months of my total living expenses a year. And this is before they tack on the 2% or so annual increases we tend to enjoy. Spicy times. Kind of glad I didn't jump ship now.

MEANWHILE IN MSP WITH EXPLOSIVE GROWTH LAND
>We'll have to look into the current market rates and our budget

Trolling YouTube

It's not 2006 anymore bruv

 

[Tschumi]

The tough boys won’t fight in the war because their feelings are hurt. Guess they’ve not heard of the draft before.

They can get fucked lol, last i checked the us army wasn't particularly dependent on Hitler youth types with rugged beards and social media retardation

I don't know why that image was posted here, i thought this forum dumped that shit in hydrochloric acid.

 

[ThatGamingDude]

They can get fucked lol, last i checked the us army wasn't particularly dependent on Hitler youth types with rugged beards and social media retardation

I don't know why that image was posted here, i thought this forum dumped that shit in hydrochloric acid.

Shit post thread is shit post

 

[haxan7]

Shit post thread is shit post

 

[Thaedolus]

Shit post thread is shit post

Uhh…we have fun and kinda back slap each other and just shoot the shit. If you want to join in that’s cool. I’d say the shit posting is more of a garnish than the main course, though. Try to think of it like that.

 

[ThatGamingDude]

Uhh…we have fun and kinda back slap each other and just shoot the shit. If you want to join in that’s cool. I’d say the shit posting is more of a garnish than the main course, though. Try to think of it like that.

 

[ThatGamingDude]

 

[Tschumi]

We got by without your faeces since... Feb 5th, kindly drag yourself back down the toilet bowl...

... But keep paying for gold tyvm

 

[ThatGamingDude]

We got by without your faeces since... Feb 5th, kindly drag yourself back down the toilet bowl...

... But keep paying for gold tyvm

I mean alt accounts DO exist if you know what you're doing
EDIT: Also thanks for the warm welcome, been real busy at work lately lol, lots of ebb and flow

 

[haxan7]

I mean alt accounts DO exist if you know what you're doing
EDIT: Also thanks for the warm welcome, been real busy at work lately lol, lots of ebb and flow

Did you lose your virginity yet?

 

[ThatGamingDude]

Did you lose your virginity yet?

Rather be a virgin than JLaw

 

[Rentahamster]

This thread turned me gay

Turned?

 

[BadBurger]

I'm waiting to hear what our raises will be this year. Should know late March or early April. Bonus payout should be around 20% my salary this year which is great but less than last year. Next year is going to be dismal for bonus payout unfortunately. I got approved to be fully remote so I might stick around for the shitty bonus payout in '23.

Damn that must be nice, 20 friggin percent. We get excited when our bonuses are over 2%. Word is our typical bonus will come in April or May, should be 1.5% to 2%, then the second will be issued a few months later. They didn't mention it in the email but people "in the know" are saying it will probably be the exact same.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

If I had a penis I'd constantly put funny little hats or other decoration on it. Hilarious!

Well, I got a baby instead and make him wear funny hats all the time.
Edit: on his head!

 

[Tschumi]

That's my wife every time we shower

 

[Peggies]

exactly like that!

 

[Tschumi]

What happens when her giant flaccid bed snake gets hard 0_0

 

[Peggies]

That's my wife every time we shower

My husband says penisses are serious businnes and no laughing matter.
But I think if nature didn't want us to find them funny it wouldn't have made them look so hilarious.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Damn that must be nice, 20 friggin percent. We get excited when our bonuses are over 2%. Word is our typical bonus will come in April or May, should be 1.5% to 2%, then the second will be issued a few months later. They didn't mention it in the email but people "in the know" are saying it will probably be the exact same.

Yes, I love it. Except next year I will hate it.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

My husband says penisses are serious businnes and no laughing matter.

 

[Star-Lord]

What has two thumbs and got some last night?

It’s been a while since my last knee-knocking session, so feel it needs to be celebrated. She mentioned it becoming a regular thing, with no strings attached. I’m gonna celebrate with a curry and a pint tonight. Yay for being horny.

 

[Richard Packer]

My husband says penisses are serious businnes and no laughing matter.

You shouldn't mock your husbands love shaft. You don't know what it's like walking around with these things.

 

[haxan7]

What has two thumbs and got some last night?

It’s been a while since my last knee-knocking session, so feel it needs to be celebrated. She mentioned it becoming a regular thing, with no strings attached. I’m gonna celebrate with a curry and a pint tonight. Yay for being horny.

Congrats on the sex

 

[Rentahamster]

My husband says penisses are serious businnes and no laughing matter.
But I think if nature didn't want us to find them funny it wouldn't have made them look so hilarious.

I know I'm the life of the party cuz all the girls laugh at mine.

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Peggies]

You shouldn't mock your husbands love shaft. You don't know what it's like walking around with these things.

I'm not laughing at it, I'm laughing with it.

 

[Rentahamster]

You shouldn't mock your husbands love shaft. You don't know what it's like walking around with these things.

It's a handful, yes.

 

[Peggies]

Possibilities are endless. Vaginas aren't as versatile.

 

[Rentahamster]

Oh on the contrary! I can make-

*checks notes in Puppetry of the Vagina handbook*

-a taco, an axe wound, a camel's toe, and a vertical smile!

 

[haxan7]

Oh on the contrary! I can make-

*checks notes in Puppetry of the Vagina handbook*

-a taco, an axe wound, a camel's toe, and a vertical smile!

And a glazed donut

 

[Thaedolus]

Inspired by our asexual playboy’s misadventures and all of Peggie’s Penis Pics, I informed the wife I’d like some beef and cheddar today.

That one didn’t work (yet?) but there are lots of hours left in the day.

 

[haxan7]

Inspired by our asexual playboy’s misadventures and all of Peggie’s Penis Pics, I informed the wife I’d like some beef and cheddar today.

That one didn’t work (yet?) but there are lots of hours left in the day.

Tell her you wanna gobble her up like Arby’s sandwich

 

[Rentahamster]

Inspired by our asexual playboy’s misadventures and all of Peggie’s Penis Pics, I informed the wife I’d like some beef and cheddar today.

That one didn’t work (yet?) but there are lots of hours left in the day.

Wear your sexy underwear and surprise her when she's brushing her teeth.

 

[Thaedolus]

I think Richard Packer may have dealt a fatal blow to my chances when this started autoplaying on my bluetooth in my truck earlier:

 

[Richard Packer]

You're welcome Thaedolus

 

[nush]

West Texas CEO , he's got no balls,
Doctor cut them off when he was small,
He now has something similar, but quite familiar
But it's better than no balls at all.

 

[Thaedolus]

Well, Dick, you didn’t win that round. I put up our old TV in the bedroom and my constant jokes about it being well-hung/mounted did the trick.

Take notes ThatGamingDude

Side note: the 3 year old was asking for “that puppy world song” yesterday. We had no idea wtf that meant, eventually figured out it was Barbie Girl because kiddo overheard it in that South Park video. So now that shit is on the playlist

 

[Richard Packer]

Well, Dick, you didn’t win that round. I put up our old TV in the bedroom and my constant jokes about it being well-hung/mounted did the trick.

We win together.

 

[haxan7]

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