haxan7
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I missed a cock?!
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Richard Packer
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Only on Friday's.
Peggies
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haxan7
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Tschumi
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If ever a party was already started...
haxan7
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This thread turned me gay
Tschumi
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I... Don't get it...
Maiden Voyage
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The tough boys won’t fight in the war because their feelings are hurt. Guess they’ve not heard of the draft before.
haxan7
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What a bunch of sissies
ThatGamingDude
I am a virgin
MEANWHILE IN MSP WITH EXPLOSIVE GROWTH LAND
>We'll have to look into the current market rates and our budget
It's not 2006 anymore bruv
Tschumi
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They can get fucked lol, last i checked the us army wasn't particularly dependent on Hitler youth types with rugged beards and social media retardation
I don't know why that image was posted here, i thought this forum dumped that shit in hydrochloric acid.
ThatGamingDude
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Shit post thread is shit postThey can get fucked lol, last i checked the us army wasn't particularly dependent on Hitler youth types with rugged beards and social media retardation
I don't know why that image was posted here, i thought this forum dumped that shit in hydrochloric acid.
haxan7
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Uhh…we have fun and kinda back slap each other and just shoot the shit. If you want to join in that’s cool. I’d say the shit posting is more of a garnish than the main course, though. Try to think of it like that.
ThatGamingDude
I am a virgin
ThatGamingDude
I am a virgin
Tschumi
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We got by without your faeces since... Feb 5th, kindly drag yourself back down the toilet bowl...
... But keep paying for gold tyvm
ThatGamingDude
I am a virgin
I mean alt accounts DO exist if you know what you're doing
EDIT: Also thanks for the warm welcome, been real busy at work lately lol, lots of ebb and flow
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haxan7
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Did you lose your virginity yet?
ThatGamingDude
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Rentahamster
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Turned?
BadBurger
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Damn that must be nice, 20 friggin percent. We get excited when our bonuses are over 2%. Word is our typical bonus will come in April or May, should be 1.5% to 2%, then the second will be issued a few months later. They didn't mention it in the email but people "in the know" are saying it will probably be the exact same.
NeoIkaruGAF
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Tschumi
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That's my wife every time we shower
Peggies
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exactly like that!
Peggies
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My husband says penisses are serious businnes and no laughing matter.
But I think if nature didn't want us to find them funny it wouldn't have made them look so hilarious.
Maiden Voyage
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Yes, I love it. Except next year I will hate it.
Maiden Voyage
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What has two thumbs and got some last night?
It’s been a while since my last knee-knocking session, so feel it needs to be celebrated. She mentioned it becoming a regular thing, with no strings attached. I’m gonna celebrate with a curry and a pint tonight. Yay for being horny.
It’s been a while since my last knee-knocking session, so feel it needs to be celebrated. She mentioned it becoming a regular thing, with no strings attached. I’m gonna celebrate with a curry and a pint tonight. Yay for being horny.
Richard Packer
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You shouldn't mock your husbands love shaft. You don't know what it's like walking around with these things.
haxan7
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Congrats on the sexWhat has two thumbs and got some last night?
It’s been a while since my last knee-knocking session, so feel it needs to be celebrated. She mentioned it becoming a regular thing, with no strings attached. I’m gonna celebrate with a curry and a pint tonight. Yay for being horny.
Rentahamster
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I know I'm the life of the party cuz all the girls laugh at mine.
Richard Packer
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Peggies
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I'm not laughing at it, I'm laughing with it.
Rentahamster
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It's a handful, yes.
Rentahamster
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Oh on the contrary! I can make-
*checks notes in Puppetry of the Vagina handbook*
-a taco, an axe wound, a camel's toe, and a vertical smile!
*checks notes in Puppetry of the Vagina handbook*
-a taco, an axe wound, a camel's toe, and a vertical smile!
haxan7
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And a glazed donut
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Inspired by our asexual playboy’s misadventures and all of Peggie’s Penis Pics, I informed the wife I’d like some beef and cheddar today.
That one didn’t work (yet?) but there are lots of hours left in the day.
That one didn’t work (yet?) but there are lots of hours left in the day.
haxan7
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Tell her you wanna gobble her up like Arby’s sandwich
Rentahamster
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Wear your sexy underwear and surprise her when she's brushing her teeth.
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I think
Richard Packer
may have dealt a fatal blow to my chances when this started autoplaying on my bluetooth in my truck earlier:
Richard Packer
may have dealt a fatal blow to my chances when this started autoplaying on my bluetooth in my truck earlier:
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nush
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West Texas CEO
, he's got no balls,Doctor cut them off when he was small,
He now has something similar, but quite familiar
But it's better than no balls at all.
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Well, Dick, you didn’t win that round. I put up our old TV in the bedroom and my constant jokes about it being well-hung/mounted did the trick.
Take notes
ThatGamingDude
Side note: the 3 year old was asking for “that puppy world song” yesterday. We had no idea wtf that meant, eventually figured out it was Barbie Girl because kiddo overheard it in that South Park video. So now that shit is on the playlist
Take notes
ThatGamingDude
Side note: the 3 year old was asking for “that puppy world song” yesterday. We had no idea wtf that meant, eventually figured out it was Barbie Girl because kiddo overheard it in that South Park video. So now that shit is on the playlist
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