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[SoggyBiscuit]

The Nintendo store in NYC is pretty cool. Picked up a few things for the wife and a t-shirt for me. If I had more room in my luggage, I probably would have picked up a few more things.

But tell me about their Amiibo collection

 

[Maiden Voyage]

But tell me about their Amiibo collection

I didn’t even look. They had them for sure.

I was more interested in all the Lego sets they had.

 

[Richard Packer]

The Nintendo store in NYC is pretty cool. Picked up a few things for the wife and a t-shirt for me. If I had more room in my luggage, I probably would have picked up a few more things.

While you're in NYC make sure you pick up an everything bagel. And have sex with it.

 

[haxan7]

While you're in NYC make sure you pick up an everything bagel. And have sex with it.

just poking your weiner through the hole doesn't mean you had sex with it. Who hasn't done that

 

[Richard Packer]

just poking your weiner through the hole doesn't mean you had sex with it. Who hasn't done that

Amateur.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

While you're in NYC make sure you pick up an everything bagel. And have sex with it.

I’m eyeing a place to get a lox bagel tomorrow morning.

 

[Richard Packer]

I’m eyeing a place to get a lox bagel tomorrow morning.

Nice. That fishy texture is a pleasant experience.

 

[haxan7]

Nice. That fishy texture is a pleasant experience.

why do you have to make everything dirty

 

[Shifty]

Sapnin GAF.

I see some improvements were made while I was under my rock.

 

[Richard Packer]

why do you have to make everything dirty

I do it for Poggles

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I did it all for the yoni

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I skipped a business dinner tonight to review a 40 page contract in my hotel room for a work project. My life is pretty exciting.

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Peggies]

I do it for Poggles

 

[Thaedolus]

If the kid is old enough to have a smart phone and take a picture, they’re old enough to know what’s going on here and are now trafficking in revenge porn, a felony. Good job with the lol emoji boo, you going to jail for some likes on insta!

Should’ve just launched a Tesla into a Subaru in a residential area like a responsible adult.

 

[haxan7]

I wanna see her butthole

 

[Peggies]

I wanna see her butthole

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Rentahamster]

why do you have to make everything dirty

Would you prefer this guy make everything clean?

With his smooth round throbbing bald head?

 

[haxan7]

Would you prefer this guy make everything clean?

With his smooth round throbbing bald head?

i just realized his earring is in the gay ear

 

[Rentahamster]

i just realized his earring is in the gay ear

Which side is the gay testicle?

I might have pierced the wrong one

 

[Richard Packer]

i just realized his earring is in the gay ear

 

[haxan7]

 

[Thaedolus]

i just realized his earring is in the gay ear

I thought it was the right ear…is this picture supposed to be first person and he’s looking in the mirror?

Rentahamster you into POV shit? We need to settle if Mr. Clean’s alter ego is Mr. Dirty

 

[Richard Packer]

I can't wait to suck and swallow everything in sight tomorrow.

 

[Rentahamster]

Rentahamster you into POV shit? We need to settle if Mr. Clean’s alter ego is Mr. Dirty

Literal shit or metaphorical shit?

This is important information crucial to the answer.

 

[Thaedolus]

Literal shit or metaphorical shit?

This is important information crucial to the answer.

Yes

 

[haxan7]

I can't wait to suck and swallow everything in sight tomorrow.

oyster eating festival?

 

[Rentahamster]

Yes

Yes

 

[haxan7]

I thought it was the right ear…is this picture supposed to be first person and he’s looking in the mirror?

Rentahamster you into POV shit? We need to settle if Mr. Clean’s alter ego is Mr. Dirty

I think it's the right ear too but then I wouldn't have been able to make my gay ear comment. Sometimes it's better to suspend disbelief

 

[nush]

I think it's the right ear too but then I wouldn't have been able to make my gay ear comment. Sometimes it's better to suspend disbelief

Left is right, if you're straight. That's how I remember it.

 

[haxan7]

I just watched a hawk kill and eat a still-alive pigeon in my back yard. Nature really is brutal.

 

[Ionian]

I just watched a hawk kill and eat a still-alive pigeon in my back yard. Nature really is brutal.

Fuck Pigeons, once stole my lunch. From my hands whilst eating it.

 

[BigBooper]

I just watched a hawk kill and eat a still-alive pigeon in my back yard. Nature really is brutal.

Did you yell 'Worldstar?"

I threw a bun into the yard once and a bird caught it in the air. Was the coolest thing I've ever done.

 

[haxan7]

Did you yell 'Worldstar?"

I threw a bun into the yard once and a bird caught it in the air. Was the coolest thing I've ever done.

I wanted to snap a pic but I didn’t want to spook the hawk and leave the pigeon to die slow. It took really long.

 

[Peggies]

Guys, I think I have a crush on Wolodymyr Selenskyj. That mix of masculinity and diplomacy...rawr.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Taking a super early flight will probably be worth it when I walk through my front door, but right now the struggle is real.

 

[p_xavier]

Guys, I think I have a crush on Wolodymyr Selenskyj. That mix of masculinity and diplomacy...rawr.

So masculine. (parody)

 

[Rentahamster]

Fuck Pigeons

That's illegal in all the countries I used to live in.

 

[p_xavier]

That's illegal in all the countries I used to live in.

You know they would rape you before you can.

 

[Star-Lord]

Morning, guys, how are we all? I’ve been handing out CVs left, right, and centre. It’s draining and, frankly, humiliating. I hate being on the job market again.

 

[nush]

Morning, guys, how are we all? I’ve been handing out CVs left, right, and centre. It’s draining and, frankly, humiliating. I hate being on the job market again.

Do that for maybe an hour and so and then focus on other things for the rest of your day. It will fucking burn you out, I've been there and it's not healthy. That's something you in particular don't need. It's better to sign up for a temp agency to take the financial pressure off so you can take your time for a position to become available.

 

[Richard Packer]

Picking up Kirby on my way home. I'm so excited. I can't wait to swallow everything.

 

[bronk]

Picking up Kirby on my way home. I'm so excited. I can't wait to swallow everything.

You been doing that

 

[haxan7]

Picking up Kirby on my way home. I'm so excited. I can't wait to swallow everything.

I'd love to play Kirby. I gave my switch away last year.

 

[Peggies]

There's some random dude in a helicopter shooting at me in GTA online. That's so rude. Rude!

 

[haxan7]

There's some random dude in a helicopter shooting at me in GTA online. That's so rude. Rude!

 

[haxan7]

I got the Nickelback rockin' as I clean up my apartment and get packed for my Disney trip this weekend. It's really bringing me back to my teenage days.

 

[Peggies]

I got the Nickelback rockin' as I clean up my apartment and get packed for my Disney trip this weekend. It's really bringing me back to my teenage days.

Nickelback and the Disney trip! Enjoy!

 

[Richard Packer]

I'd love to play Kirby. I gave my switch away last year.

Switch? My cousin Kirby from Ecuador is visiting for the weekend.