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[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Peggies]

 

[Thaedolus]

I always thought that's more of an urban legend. Like waking up in a bathtub, having one of your kidneys removed.

That actually happened to my friend’s brother’s father’s cousin’s former roommate.

 

[haxan7]

I wouldn’t take her word for it.

I'm more worried about the bottomless pit of stress she always brings into my life.

 

[Peggies]

I'm more worried about the bottomless pit of stress she always brings into my life.

Sounds like quite a catch

 

[Star-Lord]

I'm more worried about the bottomless pit of stress she always brings into my life.

Even more reason to make sure she definitely is still on the pill or whatever contraception she prefers. The last thing you need is an unwanted child adding further stress to your life.

 

[Richard Packer]

I got $20 on haxan7 being the next GAF dad.

 

[haxan7]

Even more reason to make sure she definitely is still on the pill or whatever contraception she prefers. The last thing you need is an unwanted child adding further stress to your life.

I know her well enough to not worry about that. She had a new IUD put in a couple years ago. We were together when she got it. Apparently it was excruciatingly painful, there's no way she would secretly have gotten it taken out without telling me. I appreciate your concern tho.

 

[Peggies]

I know her well enough to not worry about that. She had a new IUD put in a couple years ago. We were together when she got it. Apparently it was excruciatingly painful, there's no way she would secretly have gotten it taken out without telling me. I appreciate your concern tho.

Yes, I can verify that!

 

[Star-Lord]

I know her well enough to not worry about that. She had a new IUD put in a couple years ago. We were together when she got it. Apparently it was excruciatingly painful, there's no way she would secretly have gotten it taken out without telling me. I appreciate your concern tho.

I only speak from indirect experience. An old colleague of mine had a ONS, except the ONS didn’t want to keep it that way. She kept on hounding him seeking a relationship, and he kept on banging her for, well, the sex. They used protection uo until the point where she had an IUD fittes herself — apparently. Two months later and, whoops, she doesn’t know how it happened but looks like he’s gonna be a daddy.

 

[haxan7]

I only speak from indirect experience. An old colleague of mine had a ONS, except the ONS didn’t want to keep it that way. She kept on hounding him seeking a relationship, and he kept on banging her for, well, the sex. They used protection uo until the point where she had an IUD fittes herself — apparently. Two months later and, whoops, she doesn’t know how it happened but looks like he’s gonna be a daddy.

Alright you guys convinced me. I'm gonna start popping on her face.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I got $20 on haxan7 being the next GAF dad.

haxan7 in a few weeks:

 

[Star-Lord]

Alright you guys convinced me. I'm gonna start popping on her face.

Unless you’re trying for a baby, that’s the only place you should be nutting.

 

[Richard Packer]

Remember haxan7 being a good daddy is different then being a good dad. It's two completley separate things.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Unless you’re trying for a baby, that’s the only place you should be nutting.

That's far too limiting for a man of taste like me. I see the entire body as my canvas.

 

[Thaedolus]

Wait, I thought haxan7 got a vasectomy? Let the man cream that pie!

 

[haxan7]

Wait, I thought haxan7 got a vasectomy? Let the man cream that pie!

You must be thinking of someone else. I'm not letting any sharp objects near my ballsack.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I'm more worried about the bottomless pit of stress she always brings into my life.

That's why she needs to keep your balls empty at least.

 

[BigBooper]

 

[Peggies]

Kind of random but I like it. Who is it?

 

[BigBooper]

Kind of random but I like it. Who is it?

Mouth of Sauron from Lord of the Rings. He likes to cheese for the camera.

 

[Star-Lord]

You must be thinking of someone else. I'm not letting any sharp objects near my ballsack.

I’ve had a large anaesthetic needle jab me three times in the groin. Never again.

 

[Thaedolus]

You must be thinking of someone else. I'm not letting any sharp objects near my ballsack.

I guess so. Don’t worry though it’s just like going to the barber.

 

[Sub_Level]

Happy saint paddy’s day gaf. Just had my first guinness and irish car bomb of the night. Not doin jameson, fuck jameson.

 

[Kilau]

Unless you’re trying for a baby, that’s the only place you should be nutting.

 

[haxan7]

I guess so. Don’t worry though it’s just like going to the barber.

 

[Thaedolus]

Well, I had to remove all my hair ahead of time, and I had two guys about my age going 2016 DOOM guy on my sack…but you know we talked sports and trucks and stuff while they were doing it. Honestly didn’t hurt at all until the resident pulled out the first vas and then I started yelling profanities

 

[ThatGamingDude]

Turns out I have mild scoliosis in my lower back
NEAT!
Insurance covered massages sounds great
Up to my third type of brace to fix shitty genetics -.-##
Chiro says I'm not a dumb ass though and good postures etc through out my life saved me from more damage

 

[IzukuMidoriya]

Turns out I have mild scoliosis in my lower back
NEAT!
Insurance covered massages sounds great
Up to my third type of brace to fix shitty genetics -.-##

I know shitty genetics.

I just learned I'm going to have to be scanned for my PSA and have a prostate exam at 40 because my dad just got diagnosed with prostate cancer.
I also will have to be tested for a certain heart defect both my mom and dad have, but doesn't nesecarilly have to be corrected.

EDIT: Jesus christ my fucking rib hurts and I can't take my 1 hydrocodone pill left because it's mixed with acetaminophen and I just took some. Fuck.

 

[BigBooper]

It's amazing how obvious genetic inheritance can be. I've got scoliosis from my mom and a deviated septum on the right side from my dad. Both of my siblings have deviated septum on the right. My brother and father and I all share a problematic gap in front of one of our wisdom teeth, between it and the next tooth. It's the same tooth for all three of us.

 

[ThatGamingDude]

It's amazing how obvious genetic inheritance can be. I've got scoliosis from my mom and a deviated septum on the right side from my dad. Both of my siblings have deviated septum on the right. My brother and father and I all share a problematic gap in front of one of our wisdom teeth, between it and the next tooth. It's the same tooth for all three of us.

I feel robbed
My Dad was a man slut
I'm a virgin
Genetics amirite
I'm the one dude in each family generation that just has ALL the bad genes, my family even jokes about it at meet ups. Weird I haven't been to one in a while

 

[ThatGamingDude]

I know shitty genetics.

I just learned I'm going to have to be scanned for my PSA and have a prostate exam at 40 because my dad just got diagnosed with prostate cancer.
I also will have to be tested for a certain heart defect both my mom and dad have, but doesn't nesecarilly have to be corrected.

EDIT: Jesus christ my fucking rib hurts and I can't take my 1 hydrocodone pill left because it's mixed with acetaminophen and I just took some. Fuck.

Have you ever tried kratom?
Herbal, commonly used in India, depending on where you live might be banned due to big pharma fighting it
Not like an opioid or anything but definitely takes the edge off

 

[IzukuMidoriya]

Have you ever tried kratom?
Herbal, commonly used in India, depending on where you live might be banned due to big pharma fighting it
Not like an opioid or anything but definitely takes the edge off

Nah, had people I know who took it and got kinda fucked up on it.

This rib injury is from a bike accident about a month ago. I think I stretched it in a weird way today because I just heard like a popping noise and it started to hurt again. It's not hurting now that I took the Tylenol but I think I'm just going to stick with the Tylenol/Ibuprofen combo.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Happy saint paddy’s day gaf. Just had my first guinness and irish car bomb of the night. Not doin jameson, fuck jameson.

3 drinks later

I FUCKING LOVE JAMESON

 

[Richard Packer]

Well you guys my nightmare looks like it will never end. My daughter asked me if we can get the new Mario Kart. I wonder if she'll figure out that it's already paid for since we have the N64 expansion. Gonna be a fun night. I blame the guy who lifts weights and fucks.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I blame the guy who lifts weights and fucks.

Reggie is innocent

 

[Richard Packer]

Reggie is innocent

 

[Thaedolus]

Playing through Mario 3D All Stars with my kid, who gets a PS3 controller to “help stomp the bad guys,” has been pretty fun. We usually just set a five star limit and call it a night

 

[IzukuMidoriya]

Pacers haven't been the same since the Detroit incident.

 

[Richard Packer]

Pacers haven't been the same since the Detroit incident.

Paul George was a bright spot.

 

[Rentahamster]

Gonna be a fun night. I blame the guy who lifts weights and fucks.

I don't lift weights

 

[Richard Packer]

I don't lift weights

That's why I didn't mention 'the guy who lives in Richard Gere.'

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I know you all don't care, but I'm excited to get high af and watch Shrimp Blunt.

 

[haxan7]

I know you all don't care, but I'm excited to get high af and watch Shrimp Blunt.

are you still using the Delta 8 gummies?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

are you still using the Delta 8 gummies?

Yessir

 

[Richard Packer]

I know you all don't care, but I'm excited to get high af and watch Shrimp Blunt.

What the fuck is this?

 

[haxan7]

Yessir

my ex GF still wants to drive in to DC to get the real ones. I haven't used them yet. We were planning to do it last year. I think they sell the Delta 8 ones in my town but they are ridiculously expensive, like $50 for an 8 pack or something. I ain't paying that in my current cheapo mode.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

What the fuck is this?

It's a skate video by the fine folks over at Shake Junt.

my ex GF still wants to drive in to DC to get the real ones. I haven't used them yet. We were planning to do it last year. I think they sell the Delta 8 ones in my town but they are ridiculously expensive, like $50 for an 8 pack or something. I ain't paying that in my current cheapo mode.

Real is definitely better. More intense. Mine are 50 for like $60? But they are the chill kind and I'd much rather prefer the more active ones. Sad I can't get the real thing here and also sad that the active d8 ones aren't available at my local.

 

[Rentahamster]

That's why I didn't mention 'the guy who lives in Richard Gere.'

Oh that was my old dwelling. I'm scheduled to move into Ed Sheeran next week, but I'm temporarily staying in Bob Saget.

 

[Rentahamster]

I matched with a "Shrimp Blunt" on Tinder.