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haxan7
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I also love taking poops
Richard Packer
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Getting a BJ while eating authentic Japanese ramen (I'm an expert) is a better feeling.
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Rentahamster
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OmegaSupreme
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Sorry to always break the topic of dick and poop jokes but I was wondering... Who here had blacklight posters in their room as a teen or young man(woman)? I always thought they were kinda tacky even back then but they were popular. Confess gaf!
nush
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I had glow in the dark stickers, maybe even a poster with glow in the dark highlights on it. But I was just a kid, as an adult a blacklight poster is some gothy edgelord lame shit.
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My mom walked in on me listening to Stairway to Heaven once. She said “why are you listening to Stairway to Heaven in the dark?”
And I yelled “mom get out you’re ruining it!”
And I yelled “mom get out you’re ruining it!”
Peggies
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Hmmm unfortunately they weren't a thing when or where I grew up but it sounds awesome! I had those naked trolls with a rhinestone for a belly button and for some odd reason we collected those ugly pacifiers. Some of them glew in the dark.
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nush
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Hmmm unfortunately they weren't a thing when or where I grew up but it sounds awesome! I had those naked trolls with a rhinestone for a belly button and for some odd reason we collected those ugly pacifiers. Some of them glew in the dark.
Girls always had the worst toys.
Peggies
Gold Member
But I had two elder brothers with awesome boy stuff. We had all the Turtles and He-Man shit. I had April and She-Ra but whenever I wanted to joyn them they said "She doesn't appear in that episode"
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OmegaSupreme
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I remember pacifiers being a thing for ecstasy users back in the day. I can't remember why to save my life.Hmmm unfortunately they weren't a thing when or where I grew up but it sounds awesome! I had those naked trolls with a rhinestone for a belly button and for some odd reason we collected those ugly pacifiers. Some of them glew in the dark.
nush
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Stop you grinding your teeth.
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Is it “playing with Barbies” if you take your older sister’s Barbies into the bathroom to undress them?
nush
Member
But I had two elder brothers with awesome boy stuff. We had all the Turtles and He-Man shit. I had April and She-Ra but whenever I wanted to joyn them they said "She doesn't appear in that episode"
Never had that problem with Princess Leia.
nush
Member
No, that's kinda sketchy tho...
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All you need to do is invent time travel to the 80s and send a killer robot back in time to handle my 4 year old self’s curiosities
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
It's okay, I'm here to the rescue and keep it on topic because the blacklight posters in my room were all of dicks.
You're welcome.
nush
Member
Companies always gonna fuck you, then you get stuck in the cycle of always being the new employee. So when the next company you eventually find a job at gets in "Financial trouble" you'll be first out the door again because you've been there the least time. You never get to stay anywhere long enough to get up into one of the safe protected higher management positions who they should cut first for cost saving. But they always cut the cheapest people who actually do the work.
Also, don't forget to steal shit. Laptop, office supplies sealed unused boxes of printer toner. Go right to your local temp agency and sign up, don't hang around for the garden leave period just go.
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Richard Packer
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Wait, are you trying to tell me your nickname has been Dick Packer all along….?!?!??!
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Richard Packer
Member
My mother named me Richard after my uncle. He was our gardner.
It just kinda sucks that after 10+ years of working here, they’re just gonna drop me like a bad penny. I think we all get some form of redundancy package, but that doesn’t make up for the fact that we’re being thrown back into an already crowded job market. I’ve already got my accounts set up on Indeed, Reed, Jobsite, etc, it’s just tricky finding a job in my field of work.
We’ve been told we get to keep the laptops, so that’s something. We’re all in for the next two weeks, so I’m gonna take some time to scope the offices and see what else I could find to sell.
nush
Member
They've known for a long time, they just didn't say anything so the staff would not leave.
Don't go through recruiting agencies just online. If they have a high street office (Like they used to have back in the day) walk through the door and ask for office temp work, temp to perm. Have two CV's you specialist one and then a "Just need a job NOW" dumb one where you present yourself as a competent but unambitious Office Administrator. Send the right version of the CV depending on what job you are applying for.
Anyway work fast, for the next two weeks everyone is going to be grabbing the goodies, it's all going to belong to the liquidators anyway and they'll just sell it for pennies on the pound.
azertydu91
Hard to Kill
Can we also talk about bologna and arkansas, does anybody know why they are pronounced the way they are ?
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I dunno, but I did make some killer pizza last night and the cold leftovers are even better. I’m gittin pretty gud at it since it’s a family activity the kiddo enjoys
Richard Packer
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I got one of those multipacks of precut cold cuts and cheese from the deli several months ago. I thought I got roast beef but I guess someone put bologna in the wrong spot and I didn’t notice until I got home…the dog was happy though.Don't put bologna on your pizza. Don't be liketeezzy
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Sheeeeit. Kid came from daycare with a fever, I’ve had a sore throat and cough today so I took one of these freebies the gubment sent out…ready to go 2 for 2 against this bitch
BigBooper
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Oof that sucks, but at least it's not as bad the second time around for most people. I got it twice too, second time after having been vaccinated also.
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I’m sure we’ll all be fine, it’s more dealing with the pain of keeping kids home all week, and baby seems pretty fussy. Older kiddo seems totally normal and wife has zero symptoms. We’re both vaccinated and boosted and she had it when I did last time too, before the vaccine.
Last time I mostly just had chills and aches but today my throat has gotten sore as fuck and my voice is super raspy
haxan7
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Wife tested negative 
Baby is about as fussy as can be and I’m feeling low energy with a sore throat and cough.
Baby is about as fussy as can be and I’m feeling low energy with a sore throat and cough.
Ozzy Onya A2Z
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It happened again. GAF is in perfect alignment.
IzukuMidoriya
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Based.It happened again. GAF is in perfect alignment.
IbizaPocholo
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Maiden Voyage
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Early flights suck.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Maiden Voyage
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Man traffic in NYC sucks ass. I should have stayed home.
OmegaSupreme
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haxan7
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haxan7
Banned
I just did one of the at-home COVID tests and it was negative. I guess the sneezing/runny nose I've had for the past 2 weeks is allergies or a cold. I was hoping I could be one of the cool kids like @Thaedolus
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I think I’m already feeling better. Baby has been really fussy/wanting to be held all day but I think Tylenol and ibuprofen has done the trick with the fever. Wife and older kid are still totally fine.
Edit: post your address I’ll send some midol
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haxan7
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Maiden Voyage
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The Nintendo store in NYC is pretty cool. Picked up a few things for the wife and a t-shirt for me. If I had more room in my luggage, I probably would have picked up a few more things.
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