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haxan7
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I bet he's playing the new Kirby game with his free time.I am a bit sad to realize that Wriggler Wednesday came and passed without any acknowledgment. Where are youRichard Packer ???
Maiden Voyage
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BigBooper
Member
Hence "could."
nush
Member
I have a ton of Steam keys for games I either already own or will literally never play, and this seemed like a good place to give them away.
haxan7
Banned
You can. I'll be at home with my bible.
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
I'm 40 with an 8 year old kid. Crazy for me is staying up past 10.
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Deleted member 1159
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I’m going to a petting zoo this evening WooOOooOoOOoOwweeeeeee
haxan7
Banned
Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do
Dick Jones
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nush
Member
Any heavy petting?
Ponies don't look like they would be easy to lift.
Dick Jones
Gold Member
As my father used to say "if you can't lift them... don't shift (kiss) them"
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I think I am going to play a ton of Elden Ring today.
haxan7
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Maiden Voyage
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75 hours level 78 here.
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I still haven’t gotten to the ring…can’t decide if I want the PS5 version or risk playing it on my i7 7700k, which I think is roughly equivalent to the minimum spec. Might end up going PS5 and then getting the PC version down the road when I finally upgrade.
Gran Turismo has been a good “jump in for half an hour” game in the meantime tho.
Gran Turismo has been a good “jump in for half an hour” game in the meantime tho.
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nush
Member
I thought you were back together?
haxan7
Banned
I guess we are. She started acting hot and cold already. I don’t think it will last much longer.
nush
Member
haxan7
Banned
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
The world is a big place. I'm sure there's girl out there for you that isn't a pain in the ass.
Pegging innuendo may or may not be intended.
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Alright I said fuck it and went with Elden Ring on Steam...if my CPU can't handle it I'll just move up my upgrade date for CPU/Mobo/RAM and get a 4000 series RTX card when those drop
Maiden Voyage
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i5-4690k here and I am running it at 1080p, getting a pretty solid 30fps. GPU is a 1070FE.
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oh then wtf have I been worried about? The specs I saw said i5-8500 was the minimum, so I was worried about my i7-7700k w/ 1080ti...I guess we'll find out when it's done downloading.
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Maiden Voyage
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Who can resist a stray tiddy?
IbizaPocholo
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OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
I've never met a tiddy I didn't like.
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Deleted member 1159
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Elden Ring runs like a fuckin champ at 1440p and high settings.
Just goes to show you that you should always bang your exes
Just goes to show you that you should always bang your exes
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Purple Harley update:
I asked my sister the status of the purple Harley...she said "oh I'll plug it in so the battery is charged and top off the oil (it's leaking) for ya!"
Alright! So I head over...she said she plugged in the charger in the morning...K, I said I hope that's enough because those chargers are usually pretty slow if it's all the way dead...well it wasn't enough. I decided I'd jump it off my truck. "WHOA CAN'T THAT FRY IT, IT'S A SMALL MOTOR!!"
I calm her down about that...
Does it have gas in it? "Oh yeah it's got gas..."
Crank crank crank...nothing. So I add a gallon of fresh gas.
Crank crank crank, boom! Fires up right up.
Alright I think, I should idle it for a bit...slowly put the choke back in as it warms up, running great...kewl I'll pull out of the driveway...
I get to the street and hear "YOU'RE LEAKING OIL EVERYWHERE!!!"
I stop, look down and sure enough, oil is just gurgling out of the fill hole. I've left a trail all over my parents' driveway and it's pooling up underneath the bike and it's all over my (thankfully old and tattered) work jeans.
I shut it off and ask how much oil she added. "A quart..."
I ended up draining...about a quart of oil to get it back to the proper level, then jumped it again to test it out and sure enough, it ran like a champ, stopped leaking and I did a few laps around the block before letting her take her own damn bike out for the first time in god knows how long. Time to do an oil change, maybe later this week. Picture for reference.
I asked my sister the status of the purple Harley...she said "oh I'll plug it in so the battery is charged and top off the oil (it's leaking) for ya!"
Alright! So I head over...she said she plugged in the charger in the morning...K, I said I hope that's enough because those chargers are usually pretty slow if it's all the way dead...well it wasn't enough. I decided I'd jump it off my truck. "WHOA CAN'T THAT FRY IT, IT'S A SMALL MOTOR!!"
I calm her down about that...
Does it have gas in it? "Oh yeah it's got gas..."
Crank crank crank...nothing. So I add a gallon of fresh gas.
Crank crank crank, boom! Fires up right up.
Alright I think, I should idle it for a bit...slowly put the choke back in as it warms up, running great...kewl I'll pull out of the driveway...
I get to the street and hear "YOU'RE LEAKING OIL EVERYWHERE!!!"
I stop, look down and sure enough, oil is just gurgling out of the fill hole. I've left a trail all over my parents' driveway and it's pooling up underneath the bike and it's all over my (thankfully old and tattered) work jeans.
I shut it off and ask how much oil she added. "A quart..."
I ended up draining...about a quart of oil to get it back to the proper level, then jumped it again to test it out and sure enough, it ran like a champ, stopped leaking and I did a few laps around the block before letting her take her own damn bike out for the first time in god knows how long. Time to do an oil change, maybe later this week. Picture for reference.
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Deleted member 1159
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My PC runs Elden Ring gud
haxan7
Banned
Peggies
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BigBooper
Member
Still under the same bridge jacking off dudes for $5 a piece?
haxan7
Banned
I think he must be up to at least $7 now from inflation
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Deleted member 1159
Unconfirmed Member
VolumeI think he must be up to at least $7 now from inflation
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
He charges by the amount of fluid expelled?
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Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
This is what $10 of work looks like:
Maiden Voyage
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Packer is going to have to get a bigger scale.
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