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[Maiden Voyage]

There's nothing gay about big buff, fully nude men milking a cow while Carlson watches from a dark corner.

Is it getting warm in here?

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[haxan7]

IT LIVES!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Richard Packer]

That takes me back. Do girls still take their tiddys out at rock concerts? It's been a minute since I've seen that. Sadly.

Nowadays the girls just pull out their cocks.

 

[haxan7]

Nowadays the girls just pull out their cocks.

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[haxan7]

That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

 

[haxan7]

I wanna use this guy instead of the laugh react from now on. Full size.

 

[Richard Packer]

That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

You're welcome.

 

[Star-Lord]

Sup?

 

[haxan7]

Sup?

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I think we found out why Richard Packer was gone for so long:



haxan7 ‘s family don’t fuck around

 

[Richard Packer]

haxan7 ‘s family don’t fuck around

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Me, since the return of Packer:

 

[teezzy]

 

[BadBurger]

On-call for work. Woken up in the middle of the night by a page, discover Verizon fios is having a regional outage and their support is only open 9 to 5. Their chat app crashes with a clear misconfiguration error, and their supposed 24/7 social media support are not responding. Their automated tool also randomly crashes with a scripting error.

Tethered to my old 4G LTE iPhone 11 Pro. Doable, but shitty. I am going to stop procrastinating and go ahead and order a new 5G iPhone to pick up later right now.....

 

[Rentahamster]

I told you no photos allowed

 

[Peggies]

Richard Packer is back! Yay, I thought you died or something. We missed you.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

On-call for work. Woken up in the middle of the night by a page, discover Verizon fios is having a regional outage and their support is only open 9 to 5. Their chat app crashes with a clear misconfiguration error, and their supposed 24/7 social media support are not responding. Their automated tool also randomly crashes with a scripting error.

Tethered to my old 4G LTE iPhone 11 Pro. Doable, but shitty. I am going to stop procrastinating and go ahead and order a new 5G iPhone to pick up later right now.....

I swear I notice 0 difference on 5G…

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I swear I notice 0 difference on 5G…

5G speed: 5G vs. 4G performance compared

5G is faster than 4G, but how much faster depends on which carrier's network you're on

www.tomsguide.com

 

[Star-Lord]

Vodafone is down in my area as they’re upgrading the mast to support 5G. I’m barely getting 1Mbps on 4G because of this.

 

[haxan7]

Vodafone is down in my area as they’re upgrading the mast to support 5G. I’m barely getting 1Mbps on 4G because of this.

Just give it a rest from live-streaming your JOs until the 5G comes back up

 

[Deleted member 1159]

5G speed: 5G vs. 4G performance compared

5G is faster than 4G, but how much faster depends on which carrier's network you're on

www.tomsguide.com

Yeah it’s barely noticeable at my house. My buddy’s LTE phone gets like >100Mbps on LTE closer to downtown whereas I get like 5.

And once again my dentist and hygienist said my teeth are beautiful and I must floss regularly…actually only when I get food stuck between my teeth…

“…well, keep doing what you’re doing”

 

[Star-Lord]

Just give it a rest from live-streaming your JOs until the 5G comes back up

But my OnlyFans is losing money.

 

[haxan7]

But my OnlyFans is losing money.

Tell your subscribers you’ll make it up to them with some hot butthole closeups

 

[Richard Packer]

Richard Packer is back! Yay, I thought you died or something. We missed you.

 

[haxan7]

Zeroing I'd like to introduce you to the real gay porn thread on NeoGAF!

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[Zeroing]

Zeroing I'd like to introduce you to the real gay porn thread on NeoGAF!

why did you gave me hope? Lol

 

[Peggies]

 

[nush]

why did you gave me hope? Lol

Stick around, you'll see.

 

[Zeroing]

Stick around, you'll see.

Ok, I’m not even sure what this thread is about?

 

[BadBurger]

Ok, I’m not even sure what this thread is about?

Column A: Richard Packer appreciation

Column B: Us white collar professionals bitching about our first world problems

Column C: Opining on the meta of the board

 

[ThatGamingDude]

On-call for work. Woken up in the middle of the night by a page, discover Verizon fios is having a regional outage and their support is only open 9 to 5. Their chat app crashes with a clear misconfiguration error, and their supposed 24/7 social media support are not responding. Their automated tool also randomly crashes with a scripting error.

Tethered to my old 4G LTE iPhone 11 Pro. Doable, but shitty. I am going to stop procrastinating and go ahead and order a new 5G iPhone to pick up later right now.....

All users unable to access OWA and will see a Javascript error
>Next update expected 4/23/2022 @ 11:49PM

 

[Zeroing]

Column A: Richard Packer appreciation

Column B: Us white collar professionals bitching about our first world problems

Column C: Opining on the meta of the board

Ok I’ll stick around but my hopes of gay porn are zero! Lol

Off topic I had a stressful and crazy day! Got a call from “Microsoft teams” saying my windows pc was infected and they wanted me to install an app so they could remote control it and “fix” it

I use a Mac…. Sigh I nearly fall for it!

 

[Peggies]

Column A: Richard Packer appreciation

Column B: Us white collar professionals bitching about our first world problems

Column C: Opining on the meta of the board

Well, if you say it like that it sounds stupid.

 

[ThatGamingDude]

Ok I’ll stick around but my hopes of gay porn are zero! Lol

Off topic I had a stressful and crazy day! Got a call from “Microsoft teams” saying my windows pc was infected and they wanted me to install an app so they could remote control it and “fix” it

I use a Mac…. Sigh I nearly fall for it!

sudo yum install teams
lololololol

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Deleted member 1159]

The best part about having the house to yourself for the weekend is how much pizza is leftover for breakfast

 

[Zeroing]

sudo yum install teams
lololololol

Ugh
But thinking positively I’m pretty sure they just wanted to see my 4K HDR porn collection

 

[p_xavier]

I hate cum puddles in bed. There should be some sort special bed sheets.

 

[Zeroing]

I hate cum puddles in bed. There should be some sort special bed sheets.

Now you are just teasing us, the virgins, with all your non stop sex
Joking. I always have sex on someone else bed so I do not have to deal with it, yes I am a slut.

 

[p_xavier]

Now you are just teasing us, the virgins, with all your non stop sex
Joking. I always have sex on someone else bed so I do not have to deal with it, yes I am a slut.

I only have sex at my place, too many no shows, or bathhouses when I'm a big city.

 

[Zeroing]

I only have sex at my place, too many non shows, or bathhouses when I'm a big city.

I now live on a tiny island, so no bathhouses, only outdoor sex...

who am I kidding I am extra virgin like the olive oil.

 

[p_xavier]

I now live on a tiny island, so no bathhouses, only outdoor sex...

who am I kidding I am extra virgin like the olive oil.

I live in a small rural town, plenty of straight married men to play with. It's crazy to think the average number of sex partners a straight guy has in his lifetime is like a normal weekend for me.

 

[Zeroing]

I live in a small rural town, plenty of straight married men to play with. It's crazy to think the average number of sex partners a straight guy has in his lifetime is like a normal weekend for me.

Do not tell that to the heterosexuals they will be depressed.
Yeah there are also tons of straight married men who want to experiment but I ain't messing with them. I do not like drama.

 

[Peggies]

 

[Zeroing]

 

[Zeroing]

Blame haxan7 for calling me here. The internet is not ready for when, Me, Haxan7 and p_xavier are all in the same thread.