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There's nothing gay about big buff, fully nude men milking a cow while Carlson watches from a dark corner.

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On-call for work. Woken up in the middle of the night by a page, discover Verizon fios is having a regional outage and their support is only open 9 to 5. Their chat app crashes with a clear misconfiguration error, and their supposed 24/7 social media support are not responding. Their automated tool also randomly crashes with a scripting error.

Tethered to my old 4G LTE iPhone 11 Pro. Doable, but shitty. I am going to stop procrastinating and go ahead and order a new 5G iPhone to pick up later right now.....
 
On-call for work. Woken up in the middle of the night by a page, discover Verizon fios is having a regional outage and their support is only open 9 to 5. Their chat app crashes with a clear misconfiguration error, and their supposed 24/7 social media support are not responding. Their automated tool also randomly crashes with a scripting error.

Tethered to my old 4G LTE iPhone 11 Pro. Doable, but shitty. I am going to stop procrastinating and go ahead and order a new 5G iPhone to pick up later right now.....
I swear I notice 0 difference on 5G…
 
Yeah it's barely noticeable at my house. My buddy's LTE phone gets like >100Mbps on LTE closer to downtown whereas I get like 5.

And once again my dentist and hygienist said my teeth are beautiful and I must floss regularly…actually only when I get food stuck between my teeth…

"…well, keep doing what you're doing"

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On-call for work. Woken up in the middle of the night by a page, discover Verizon fios is having a regional outage and their support is only open 9 to 5. Their chat app crashes with a clear misconfiguration error, and their supposed 24/7 social media support are not responding. Their automated tool also randomly crashes with a scripting error.

Tethered to my old 4G LTE iPhone 11 Pro. Doable, but shitty. I am going to stop procrastinating and go ahead and order a new 5G iPhone to pick up later right now.....
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Column A: Richard Packer appreciation

Column B: Us white collar professionals bitching about our first world problems

Column C: Opining on the meta of the board
Ok I'll stick around but my hopes of gay porn are zero! Lol

Off topic I had a stressful and crazy day! Got a call from "Microsoft teams" saying my windows pc was infected and they wanted me to install an app so they could remote control it and "fix" it

I use a Mac…. Sigh I nearly fall for it!
 
Ok I'll stick around but my hopes of gay porn are zero! Lol

Off topic I had a stressful and crazy day! Got a call from "Microsoft teams" saying my windows pc was infected and they wanted me to install an app so they could remote control it and "fix" it

I use a Mac…. Sigh I nearly fall for it!
sudo yum install teams
lololololol
 
The best part about having the house to yourself for the weekend is how much pizza is leftover for breakfast
 
Now you are just teasing us, the virgins, with all your non stop sex :(
Joking. I always have sex on someone else bed so I do not have to deal with it, yes I am a slut.
I only have sex at my place, too many no shows, or bathhouses when I'm a big city.
 
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I now live on a tiny island, so no bathhouses, only outdoor sex...

:( who am I kidding I am extra virgin like the olive oil.
I live in a small rural town, plenty of straight married men to play with. It's crazy to think the average number of sex partners a straight guy has in his lifetime is like a normal weekend for me.
 
I live in a small rural town, plenty of straight married men to play with. It's crazy to think the average number of sex partners a straight guy has in his lifetime is like a normal weekend for me.
Do not tell that to the heterosexuals they will be depressed.
Yeah there are also tons of straight married men who want to experiment but I ain't messing with them. I do not like drama.
 
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