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Maiden Voyage

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There's nothing gay about big buff, fully nude men milking a cow while Carlson watches from a dark corner.

Is it getting warm in here?
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BadBurger

Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
On-call for work. Woken up in the middle of the night by a page, discover Verizon fios is having a regional outage and their support is only open 9 to 5. Their chat app crashes with a clear misconfiguration error, and their supposed 24/7 social media support are not responding. Their automated tool also randomly crashes with a scripting error.

Tethered to my old 4G LTE iPhone 11 Pro. Doable, but shitty. I am going to stop procrastinating and go ahead and order a new 5G iPhone to pick up later right now.....
 

Thaedolus

Member
On-call for work. Woken up in the middle of the night by a page, discover Verizon fios is having a regional outage and their support is only open 9 to 5. Their chat app crashes with a clear misconfiguration error, and their supposed 24/7 social media support are not responding. Their automated tool also randomly crashes with a scripting error.

Tethered to my old 4G LTE iPhone 11 Pro. Doable, but shitty. I am going to stop procrastinating and go ahead and order a new 5G iPhone to pick up later right now.....
I swear I notice 0 difference on 5G…
 

Thaedolus

Member
Yeah it’s barely noticeable at my house. My buddy’s LTE phone gets like >100Mbps on LTE closer to downtown whereas I get like 5.

And once again my dentist and hygienist said my teeth are beautiful and I must floss regularly…actually only when I get food stuck between my teeth…

“…well, keep doing what you’re doing”

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ThatGamingDude

I am a virgin
On-call for work. Woken up in the middle of the night by a page, discover Verizon fios is having a regional outage and their support is only open 9 to 5. Their chat app crashes with a clear misconfiguration error, and their supposed 24/7 social media support are not responding. Their automated tool also randomly crashes with a scripting error.

Tethered to my old 4G LTE iPhone 11 Pro. Doable, but shitty. I am going to stop procrastinating and go ahead and order a new 5G iPhone to pick up later right now.....
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Zeroing

Banned
Column A: Richard Packer appreciation

Column B: Us white collar professionals bitching about our first world problems

Column C: Opining on the meta of the board
Ok I’ll stick around but my hopes of gay porn are zero! Lol

Off topic I had a stressful and crazy day! Got a call from “Microsoft teams” saying my windows pc was infected and they wanted me to install an app so they could remote control it and “fix” it

I use a Mac…. Sigh I nearly fall for it!
 

ThatGamingDude

I am a virgin
Ok I’ll stick around but my hopes of gay porn are zero! Lol

Off topic I had a stressful and crazy day! Got a call from “Microsoft teams” saying my windows pc was infected and they wanted me to install an app so they could remote control it and “fix” it

I use a Mac…. Sigh I nearly fall for it!
sudo yum install teams
lololololol
 

p_xavier

Authorized Fister
Now you are just teasing us, the virgins, with all your non stop sex :(
Joking. I always have sex on someone else bed so I do not have to deal with it, yes I am a slut.
I only have sex at my place, too many no shows, or bathhouses when I'm a big city.
 
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p_xavier

Authorized Fister
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I now live on a tiny island, so no bathhouses, only outdoor sex...

:( who am I kidding I am extra virgin like the olive oil.
I live in a small rural town, plenty of straight married men to play with. It's crazy to think the average number of sex partners a straight guy has in his lifetime is like a normal weekend for me.
 

Zeroing

Banned
I live in a small rural town, plenty of straight married men to play with. It's crazy to think the average number of sex partners a straight guy has in his lifetime is like a normal weekend for me.
Do not tell that to the heterosexuals they will be depressed.
Yeah there are also tons of straight married men who want to experiment but I ain't messing with them. I do not like drama.
 
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