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[haxan7]

Mm tittays

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Mm tittays

That takes me back. Do girls still take their tiddys out at rock concerts? It's been a minute since I've seen that. Sadly.

 

[haxan7]

That takes me back. Do girls still take their tiddys out at rock concerts? It's been a minute since I've seen that. Sadly.

The ones that do probably have armpit hair

 

[OmegaSupreme]

The ones that do probably have armpit hair

I'm willing to overlook that if the tiddys are nice. Armpit hair and pink mohawk disappear for me if they rocking a sweet pair.

 

[BadBurger]

Setup my new home monitoring system, upgraded from a mid-2010's relic. The first thing it captures: my neighbor's elderly dog pawing at my door, thinking it was his house. I gave the boy some treats then led him back home.

 

[Thaedolus]

Setup my new home monitoring system, upgraded from a mid-2010's relic. The first thing it captures: my neighbor's elderly dog pawing at my door, thinking it was his house. I gave the boy some treats then led him back home.

I set my Apple Watch goal to 800 active calories a day when I got it years ago, and nobody else that shares activity with me is even close.

It’s bullshit. I’m gonna go paw at some doors too to get my calories. That dog isn’t elderly it’s smart and knows the secrets to longevity

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Working out between calls was a bad idea. I'm now stuck on this teleconference sitting in my own sweat.

 

[IbizaPocholo]

JC continues his work for UNATCO but lacks the proper gear for his current mission. He makes some quick calls to some nearby vendors only to struggle finding one that has the kind of hardware he's looking for.

 

[Thaedolus]

My 3 year old found a sippy cup behind a chair and decided to sample its contents…old lumpy milk. Probably the first time since college I’ve seen or smelled lumpy milk.

Kid is screaming

Me: “it’s ok, let’s go rinse your mouth out little trash panda…”

Kid: “y…you’re…you’re trash daddy!!”

Baahahahaha

 

[Rentahamster]

Some of my clients call me Trash Daddy. It's endearing.

 

[AV]

We can have emojis in our names?

 

[Thaedolus]

Baseball butts are back baby!

 

[haxan7]

Baseball butts are back baby!

 

[nush]

We can have emojis in our names?

Hey spam account...

 

[MudoSkills]

Shout out to Maiden Voyage for your consistency in liking every success in the Wordle thread.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Shout out to Maiden Voyage for your consistency in liking every success in the Wordle thread.

 

[haxan7]

 

[Peggies]

 

[bronk]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Cab driver dropped my card between his seat and we’re unable to get it. Headed to the mechanics. What a weird situation.

 

[Peggies]

Cab driver dropped my card between his seat and we’re unable to get it. Headed to the mechanics. What a weird situation.

Sounds a bit like the beginning of a romcom. Keep us updated.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Sounds a bit like the beginning of a romcom. Keep us updated.

The nice cab driver man didn’t do anything for me, at least on a sexual level. He was a very nice man though.

 

[haxan7]

Cab driver dropped my card between his seat and we’re unable to get it. Headed to the mechanics. What a weird situation.

That sounds like a nightmare scenario to me

 

[Maiden Voyage]

That sounds like a nightmare scenario to me

I suppose if he was attractive it would have been better. Either way I’m out a card as the mechanic couldn’t find it.

 

[bronk]

 

[haxan7]

I’d squirt off right on the goat eye

 

[bronk]

I’d squirt off right on the goat eye

Hit the third goat eye and it'll grant you a wish.

 

[haxan7]

Hit the third goat eye and it'll grant you a wish.

I’m pretty sure I’d cover up all 3 eyes real good

 

[Ionian]

The nice cab driver man didn’t do anything for me, at least on a sexual level. He was a very nice man though.

Eastern Europe, very common. They get a kick back. They have stands of cards for them in hotels.

London as well. Never ever try London unless you're minted.

Most taxi drivers will know a place (every country) as they're asked so often and people going tip well and get commision. Never had one refuse me after hailing them from the road. Even had one nodding his head while I played guitar. London one had a 50 quid entry fee. For nothing. Sweaty men watching a pole-dancer.

Those were the days. Also don't do cocaine.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Also don't do cocaine.

Too late. I figured out immediately it’s not for me, thankfully. I can totally understand someone getting a habit though.

 

[Peggies]

The nice cab driver man didn’t do anything for me, at least on a sexual level. He was a very nice man though.

Maybe it was a big tittied lady mechanic?

Edit: just read you didn't get your card back. That's fucked up.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Maybe it was a big tittied lady mechanic?

The nice Hispanic man who help might have had some tiddy but was not a looker either. Sadly I was probably the most attractive one there, which is very uncommon.

 

[Peggies]

The nice Hispanic man who help might have had some tiddy but was not a looker either. Sadly I was probably the most attractive one there, which is very uncommon.

OK I give up. No romance then. That's a sad story .

 

[Maiden Voyage]

OK I give up. No romance then. That's a sad story .

I’m already married so I’ve got the romance thing on lock.

 

[Peggies]

I’m already married so I’ve got the romance thing on lock.

 

[Peggies]

Eastern Europe, very common. They get a kick back. They have stands of cards for them in hotels.

London as well. Never ever try London unless you're minted.

Most taxi drivers will know a place (every country) as they're asked so often and people going tip well and get commision. Never had one refuse me after hailing them from the road. Even had one nodding his head while I played guitar. London one had a 50 quid entry fee. For nothing. Sweaty men watching a pole-dancer.

Those were the days. Also don't do cocaine.

As always an epic story! I love your stories. Thanks for sharing.

 

[Ionian]

As always an epic story! I love your stories. Thanks for sharing.

Ah I've only been to Czech, Hungary and Poland. Germany too but that is an exception, they don't hint. They say it like it is.

I had had more fun getting a bratwrst for breakfast. Food of the gods with a hangover.

 

[Peggies]

Ah I've only been to Czech, Hungary and Poland. Germany too but that is an exception, they don't hint. They say it like it is.

I had had more fun getting a batwrst for breakfast. Food of the gods with a hangover.

Bloody Germans don't get dark humour, that's the problem with them. Well among other problems.

 

[Ionian]

Bloody Germans don't get dark humour, that's the problem with them. Well among other problems.

Ah dude I was with said the don't sell smokes in the airport, like an idiot I went to every kiosk and asked for all they had (half the price).

Every kiosk person looked disgusted, some even refused.

Got stopped at the airport, scanned and my bag searched. Then they laughed. I seriously lashed into my mate then. He laughed too.

Brilliant holiday. Serious hangover but was worth it. (Airport bit sucked balls, nearly missed my flight as the cigarettes were all in packets, was furious at him as they sold cartons in the airport). I looked like a complete idiot.

I was furious. He got me.

 

[haxan7]

My phone fell off my iOttie in my car and slipped down in between the front passenger seat a few minutes ago. It took me a while to fish it out and find it. I take this as evidence that Maiden Voyage and my souls are intertwined by fate.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Edamame is such a good snack.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Elden Ring DLC preview?

 

[Peggies]

Elden Ring DLC preview?

Mortal Kombat?

 

[Prison Mike]

Looks like a sexy etch a sketch

 

[Thaedolus]

Did brap finally finish the transition or something? Why is everyone reposting that?

 

[haxan7]

Did brap finally finish the transition or something? Why is everyone reposting that?

if she had a dick i'd consider performing my first fellatio

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

One day you wake up and you're 10 years on GAF.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

One day you wake up and you're 10 years on GAF.

8 years for me unless I can’t count the few years I was permabanned. Then it’s closer to 5 or 6. Thankfully Lore has forgiven me of my transgressions. It would be about 10 or 11 if I count my lurking years.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

8 years for me unless I can’t count the few years I was permabanned. Then it’s closer to 5 or 6. Thankfully Lore has forgiven me of my transgressions. It would be about 10 or 11 if I count my lurking years.

Nice.

I had something like a year or more over a Resetera in-between. What the fuck was I thinking!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Early morning flights can suck but honestly it’s so much better. Hoping to walk through my door at home right around 12:30. That gives me the whole damn afternoon to myself. I’ve noticed fewer delays/issues with early travel as well.

Also, the Steam Deck is coming with me on every trip going forward.