haxan7
Banned
No altsYeah, maybe that was a bit morbid. I should switch to Dr Jekyll again.
No altsYeah, maybe that was a bit morbid. I should switch to Dr Jekyll again.
Fuck! Don't tell anyone. I don't want to get bannedNo alts
Richard Packer is trying to seduce me into masturbating yet again with his reposts
Listen to this while you do your dirty deed for an exhilarating experience.
i don't need 10 hours to rub one out
True. I don't think he's changed his clothes since Trump lost.you'll always have teezzy
Shout out to Ionian for the endless supply of stream of consciousness stories from your life which often have, at best, a tangential relation to the topic at hand.
Listen to this while you do your dirty deed for an exhilarating experience.
my erections aren't what they used to be eitherThis isn’t playing and I can’t get it up and am having flashbacks to the first time I tried to wear a condom with a young woman impatiently waiting for me to figure out how my dick is supposed to work
Wearing a Waluigi costume would fix that. The amount of power you feel is unreal.This isn’t playing and I can’t get it up and am having flashbacks to the first time I tried to wear a condom with a young woman impatiently waiting for me to figure out how my dick is supposed to work
True. I don't think he's changed his clothes since Trump lost.
I was a Bernie bro, you goon
You didn't dispute the not changing your clothes thingI was a Bernie bro, you goon
You didn't dispute the not changing your clothes thing
I'm also a nudist
It doesn't bother me, I find it entertaining, which is why I was giving you a shout out. Didn't know you had health problems.
That's terrible. I really didn't mean any offense with my post earlier, I just thought you had a Hunter S Thompson vibe going on.
Haha, Well let me tell a story from A to Z about my life got turned up upside.
Got concussion being hit by cars. Twice.
Both were taxis. Means you can't sleep/ My GF laughed when I was pissing blood out of my head. I rang her the second time, was in hospital 3 times last year. Sucks balls dude. You forget things. Had to learn to walk again.
Doc said I have the brain of a 70 year old, then another said I didn't and kicked me out of the hospital. Fuck hospitals and doctors.
I'm not even lying, kills your nervous system. Typing is rough. My own family called me a retard and didn't visit. Nurses loved me though, super sweet and kind. Guess that's their job but they drugged me beyond belief. Had to watch others die, never go to hospital if you can help it. Also, don't get hit by cars. It kinda hurts.
But my mom got scared and said you're moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel Air.
Today it'sBut my mom got scared and said you're moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel Air.
I lost my virginity to one of those
All yikes on deck, this is not a drill. We have a Code Oof. I repeat, this ain't it chieftan.
You’re on your own on this one buddy.MetaGAF: We Fuck Pigs®
He's got teezzy at least, but I think the sick bastard is more into the hooves.You’re on your own on this one buddy.
Never get high on your own supply.My cummies taste like bacon
Kind of lost me there, but that doesn't mean you're wrong.MetaGAF: We Fuck Pigs®
I zoomed his shirt and it says Ultragaz.Kind of lost me there, but that doesn't mean you're wrong.
I was looking for a suitable gif and found this. Who or what is this little guy?
How do you know this?My cummies taste like bacon
Thanks!
I’ve done a lot of online “research”Thanks!
That's some incredible marketing there. A cute little gastank with this little ponytail looking for someone to blow up. I'll take two!