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[haxan7]

Yeah, maybe that was a bit morbid. I should switch to Dr Jekyll again.

No alts

 

[Mr Hyde]

No alts

Fuck! Don't tell anyone. I don't want to get banned

 

[Richard Packer]

I miss Peggies too

 

[haxan7]

Richard Packer is trying to seduce me into masturbating yet again with his reposts

 

[Richard Packer]

Richard Packer is trying to seduce me into masturbating yet again with his reposts

Listen to this while you do your dirty deed for an exhilarating experience.

 

[haxan7]

Listen to this while you do your dirty deed for an exhilarating experience.

i don't need 10 hours to rub one out

 

[Ionian]

I miss Peggies too

Probably busy being pregnant. Or murdering.

 

[Richard Packer]

i don't need 10 hours to rub one out

You've changed.

 

[haxan7]

You've changed.

you'll always have teezzy

 

[Richard Packer]

you'll always have teezzy

True. I don't think he's changed his clothes since Trump lost.

 

[MudoSkills]

Shout out to Ionian for the endless supply of stream of consciousness stories from your life which often have, at best, a tangential relation to the topic at hand.

 

[Ionian]

Shout out to Ionian for the endless supply of stream of consciousness stories from your life which often have, at best, a tangential relation to the topic at hand.

You're welcome! Have brain damage and won't live long.

Put me on ignore if it bothers you. I don't give a fuck. Death can do that to you.

 

[MudoSkills]

It doesn't bother me, I find it entertaining, which is why I was giving you a shout out. Didn't know you had health problems.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Listen to this while you do your dirty deed for an exhilarating experience.

This isn’t playing and I can’t get it up and am having flashbacks to the first time I tried to wear a condom with a young woman impatiently waiting for me to figure out how my dick is supposed to work

 

[haxan7]

This isn’t playing and I can’t get it up and am having flashbacks to the first time I tried to wear a condom with a young woman impatiently waiting for me to figure out how my dick is supposed to work

my erections aren't what they used to be either

 

[Richard Packer]

This isn’t playing and I can’t get it up and am having flashbacks to the first time I tried to wear a condom with a young woman impatiently waiting for me to figure out how my dick is supposed to work

Wearing a Waluigi costume would fix that. The amount of power you feel is unreal.

 

[teezzy]

True. I don't think he's changed his clothes since Trump lost.

I was a Bernie bro, you goon

 

[haxan7]

I was a Bernie bro, you goon

 

[Richard Packer]

I was a Bernie bro, you goon

You didn't dispute the not changing your clothes thing

 

[teezzy]

You didn't dispute the not changing your clothes thing

I'm also a nudist

 

[Richard Packer]

I'm also a nudist

 

[haxan7]

 

[Ionian]

It doesn't bother me, I find it entertaining, which is why I was giving you a shout out. Didn't know you had health problems.

Haha, Well let me tell a story from A to Z about my life got turned up upside.

Got concussion being hit by cars. Twice.

Both were taxis. Means you can't sleep/ My GF laughed when I was pissing blood out of my head. I rang her the second time, was in hospital 3 times last year. Sucks balls dude. You forget things. Had to learn to walk again.

Doc said I have the brain of a 70 year old, then another said I didn't and kicked me out of the hospital. Fuck hospitals and doctors.

I'm not even lying, kills your nervous system. Typing is rough. My own family called me a retard and didn't visit. Nurses loved me though, super sweet and kind. Guess that's their job but they drugged me beyond belief. Had to watch others die, never go to hospital if you can help it. Also, don't get hit by cars. It kinda hurts.

 

[MudoSkills]

That's terrible. I really didn't mean any offense with my post earlier, I just thought you had a Hunter S Thompson vibe going on.

 

[Peggies]

I miss Peggies too

 

[Ionian]

That's terrible. I really didn't mean any offense with my post earlier, I just thought you had a Hunter S Thompson vibe going on.

Haha nope. Just took too many knocks. Also been beaten and stabbed. Sorta takes it's toll.

You didn't offend me my good man.

Made me rougher around the edges (the hits). then again grew up with gangsters, and i'm not one. They just lived locally, bought hash off them. And computers.

There is one pretty rough area where I live. My flat was broken into.

Rang a dude, walked into the area and the kids came up to me screaming they didn't do it. Tell him! They said. Won't name him. was only there as I got a call that someone had a computer to sell. Didn't buy it, was an ancient Mac notepad from a primary school and they were junkies.

Undoubtedly they're all dead, the stairwell used to be caked in blood by junkies.

My own Niece got hooked on heroin, was part of a documentary here. She's dead. I have taken drugs but never Heroin, ever. Gave up smoking weed a decade ago when my missus went to rehab for it. She was addicted, I wasn't. Used to sell it, gave me panic attacks. Hated it but brings you down after pills.

Fuck drugs, truly. Ones I got off a Doc were just as bad. They mess your mind up.

Dangerous folks I hung around with.

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[nush]

Haha, Well let me tell a story from A to Z about my life got turned up upside.

Got concussion being hit by cars. Twice.

Both were taxis. Means you can't sleep/ My GF laughed when I was pissing blood out of my head. I rang her the second time, was in hospital 3 times last year. Sucks balls dude. You forget things. Had to learn to walk again.

Doc said I have the brain of a 70 year old, then another said I didn't and kicked me out of the hospital. Fuck hospitals and doctors.

I'm not even lying, kills your nervous system. Typing is rough. My own family called me a retard and didn't visit. Nurses loved me though, super sweet and kind. Guess that's their job but they drugged me beyond belief. Had to watch others die, never go to hospital if you can help it. Also, don't get hit by cars. It kinda hurts.

But my mom got scared and said you're moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel Air.

 

[Ionian]

But my mom got scared and said you're moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel Air.

If only I had the tits!

Life would be gravy ...

 

[Peggies]

 

[Peggies]

But my mom got scared and said you're moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel Air.

Today it's

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Sub_Level]

All yikes on deck, this is not a drill. We have a Code Oof. I repeat, this ain't it chieftan.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Man I fuckin love the Grand old boar life, but my Pig of the sounder years were pretty good too…

 

[haxan7]

I lost my virginity to one of those

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Deliverance was highly underrated

 

[Richard Packer]

I lost my virginity to one of those

All yikes on deck, this is not a drill. We have a Code Oof. I repeat, this ain't it chieftan.

 

[haxan7]

 

[haxan7]

MetaGAF: We Fuck Pigs®

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

MetaGAF: We Fuck Pigs®

You’re on your own on this one buddy.

 

[Richard Packer]

You’re on your own on this one buddy.

He's got teezzy at least, but I think the sick bastard is more into the hooves.

 

[teezzy]

He's got teezzy at least, but I think the sick bastard is more into the hooves.

My cummies taste like bacon

 

[Maiden Voyage]

My cummies taste like bacon

Never get high on your own supply.

 

[Peggies]

MetaGAF: We Fuck Pigs®

Kind of lost me there, but that doesn't mean you're wrong.

I was looking for a suitable gif and found this. Who or what is this little guy?

 

[haxan7]

Kind of lost me there, but that doesn't mean you're wrong.

I was looking for a suitable gif and found this. Who or what is this little guy?

I zoomed his shirt and it says Ultragaz.

Ultragaz - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Rentahamster]

My cummies taste like bacon

How do you know this?

 

[Peggies]

I zoomed his shirt and it says Ultragaz.

Ultragaz - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Thanks!

That's some incredible marketing there. A cute little gastank with this little ponytail looking for someone to blow up. I'll take two!

 

[haxan7]

Thanks!

That's some incredible marketing there. A cute little gastank with this little ponytail looking for someone to blow up. I'll take two!

I’ve done a lot of online “research”