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[Rentahamster]

Number one customer

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Turns out our recent friend is a troll. Not even fit for an offshoot of an offshoot.

Even the Sony warriors are banned there, and that site is a haven for them. Must be really bottom of the barrel posts to get banned.

 

[Star-Lord]

Happy hump day, you sexy brother muckers.

 

[Ionian]

Well that was a few entertaining pages. I generally don't post here as it's usually a few people sucking each other off but to see a team assemble to bring down an idiot, brought a tear to my eye.

And that's why I love GAF.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Well that was a few entertaining pages. I generally don't post here as it's usually a few people sucking each other off but to see a team assemble to bring down an idiot, brought a tear to my eye.

And that's why I love GAF.

With our powers combined…

Spoiler

 

[Ionian]

With our powers combined…

Spoiler

I thought that would be Voltron. I can't wank to that, no can do.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Well that was a few entertaining pages. I generally don't post here as it's usually a few people sucking each other off but to see a team assemble to bring down an idiot, brought a tear to my eye.

And that's why I love GAF.

What’s wrong with sucking each other off?

 

[Ionian]

What’s wrong with sucking each other off?

Nothing. Just not my interest. Each to their own etc. Don't ban bait me sweetheart.

edit: saw username. Massive whoops dude. I imagine it was sarcasm. Thought you were the other poster. I'm sorry.

 

[Ionian]

Side-story. Back when I believed in Santa. My father kept bringing me to the toy shop asking me If I wanted Voltron. I always said no as I was taught to not be greedy. I had my Santa list done with Star Wars.

I got Voltron, a nephew smashed me in the face with a part. Die-cast. Chipped a tooth. Same fucker wrecked my scalextric.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Man there’s nothing like the feeling of a morning after you took some Metamucil the night before…

 

[Lady Jane]

Was interviewed at a banquet last night and it aired this morning on the local Vegas news. Now that I'm famous and above all of you, I expect special treatment.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Was interviewed at a banquet last night and it aired this morning on the local Vegas news. Now that I'm famous and above all of you, I expect special treatment.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Even the Sony warriors are banned there, and that site is a haven for them. Must be really bottom of the barrel posts to get banned.

Must've accidentally said the word GamePass or something.

 

[Star-Lord]

Well that was a few entertaining pages. I generally don't post here as it's usually a few people sucking each other off but to see a team assemble to bring down an idiot, brought a tear to my eye.

And that's why I love GAF.

MetaGAF, ASSEMBLE!

 

[Ionian]

Was interviewed at a banquet last night and it aired this morning on the local Vegas news. Now that I'm famous and above all of you, I expect special treatment.

Was at a wedding. Sister of the bride went mental as I gave a sausage to a dog.

The dog was vegan. No joke, she went crazy.

A Vegan dog, they fed him vegan pasta or something. He ran around following me anyway. Bloody weirdos. Even confronted me whilst they were drunk.

I was shocked as the dog followed me around and the bride used to laugh.

One sausage and only half. An utter cunt, the sister.

 

[adamsapple]

MetaGAF, ASSEMBLE!

 

[*Nightwing]

 

[Lady Jane]

Was at a wedding. Sister of the bride went mental as I gave a sausage to a dog.

The dog was vegan. No joke, she went crazy.

A Vegan dog, they fed him vegan pasta or something. He ran around following me anyway. Bloody weirdos. Even confronted me whilst they were drunk.

I was shocked as the dog followed me around and the bride used to laugh.

One sausage and only half. An utter cunt, the sister.

The sister sounds batshit but to be fair, you shouldn't feed other people's pet without permission. You don't know their diet, training, health concerns, or allergies.

Our dog is trained to not beg for food from the kitchen or dining table. One time someone else passed bacon to our dog from the dinning table and I expressed to not do that again. Sure enough, our dog was begging for food from the table for a good week after that.

 

[Ionian]

Sure as fuck I did.

Shock is a thing though. I absolutely not advise it, it's horrible.

 

[Ionian]

The sister sounds batshit but to be fair, you shouldn't feed other people's pet without permission. You don't know their diet, health concerns, or allergies.

Ah it was a wedding, I didn't know. No malice intended and was only half a sausage in a huge wedding.

I learnt the lesson. I grew up with animals. My family on one side were farmers.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Nothing. Just not my interest. Each to their own etc. Don't ban bait me sweetheart.

edit: saw username. Massive whoops dude. I imagine it was sarcasm. Thought you were the other poster. I'm sorry.

No worries. I don’t have a naughty list or anything.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I just like sucking dick.

 

[Ionian]

I just like sucking dick.

May your next. be the best. No hard feelings.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

May your next. be the best. No hard feelings.

I probably won’t ever actually suck a dick unless I have a messy divorce and swear off women entirely. If I do, I’ll call you.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Was at a wedding. Sister of the bride went mental as I gave a sausage to a dog.

The dog was vegan. No joke, she went crazy.

A Vegan dog, they fed him vegan pasta or something. He ran around following me anyway. Bloody weirdos. Even confronted me whilst they were drunk.

I was shocked as the dog followed me around and the bride used to laugh.

One sausage and only half. An utter cunt, the sister.

I’m no pet expert but I thought dogs and cats are supposed to skew to protein based food. So that includes meat needed for their diet even if it means coming from gross pet food from a smelly bag.

I have never heard of vegetarian/vegan dogs before.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I’m no pet expert but I thought dogs and cats are supposed to skew to protein based food. So that includes meat needed for their diet even if it means coming from gross pet food from a smelly bag.

I have never heard of vegetarian/vegan dogs before.

Dogs definitely aren’t meant to be vegetarians or vegans, it’s stupid humans projecting their own morality/choices onto an animal that licks its own butthole

 

[BadBurger]

Anyway, someone found footage of Richard Packer in the wild:

I feel like Packer would be some kind of cult leader that talks grown men into using hotdog straws, but would of course never use one himself. Not even ironically.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I feel like Packer would be some kind of cult leader that talks grown men into using hotdog straws, but would of course never use one himself. Not even ironically.

Well yes, as he previously mentioned, more girth is required to satisfy Packer

 

[Richard Packer]

And length.

 

[BadBurger]

I'm watching Khal Drogo rape Daenerys Targaryen right now

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I'm watching Khal Drogo rape Daenerys Targaryen right now

.25x speed?

 

[DapperSloth]

I am John Lick.

 

[Dontkidyourselfjimmy]

I am John Lick.

 

[Lady Jane]

Nothing makes your day like sucking a good looking dick. It's what keeps me going.

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Ionian]

It simply was, end of story.

 

[Dontkidyourselfjimmy]

Bit drunk but I think it has to be said Duran Duran ordinary world is class

 

[*Nightwing]

All this fellatio and Duran Duran talk got me

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Is there a point where we have an OT2?

 

[nush]

Is there a point where we have an OT2?

used to be 1000, I think it's been extended now though.

 

[Richard Packer]

Is there a point where we have an OT2?

I think they want to contain the madness.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Well since our net worth just went up by 10k I guess it's time to find that new camper trailer we've been wanting...

 

[Rentahamster]

Is there a point where we have an OT2?

When haxan7 finally gets a wholesome girlfriend that doesn't devour his soul.

 

[Lady Jane]

Well since our net worth just went up by 10k I guess it's time to find that new camper trailer we've been wanting...

or you can donate to my OnlyFans

 

[Deleted member 1159]

or you can donate to my OnlyFans

 

[bronk]

California is for people who like to lift weights and fuck.

 

[Rentahamster]

or you can donate to my OnlyFans

Fuck that, donate to my OnlyFans

 

[Lady Jane]

Fuck that, donate to my OnlyFans

OnlyFans collab?

 

[Rentahamster]

OnlyFans collab?

I need you to sign a waiver first

 

[Deleted member 1159]

OnlyFans collab?