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[SoggyBiscuit]

or you can donate to my OnlyFans

Still waiting on this link.

 

[Lady Jane]

OnlyFans is my backup if my company gets smart and cans me

 

[decisions]

Anyone else gotten ads for this game “Whispers” where the guy is literally stroking the other guy’s pixelated cock?

The site is already black and orange. Now I unfortunately have to classify NeoGAF as NSFW.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Anyone else gotten ads for this game “Whispers” where the guy is literally stroking the other guy’s pixelated cock?

The site is already black and orange. Now I unfortunately have to classify NeoGAF as NSFW.

I don’t see ads due to all of this gold and my massive dong.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

In my hotel room. Had an edible. Had dinner. FaceTimed the wife. Now I’m trying to decide if I play Vampire Survivors, SkaterXL, or watch Gerstmann tell me why the new Saints Row sucks.

This moment is the pinnacle of my life.

 

[adamsapple]

In my hotel room. Had an edible. Had dinner. FaceTimed the wife. Now I’m trying to decide if I play Vampire Survivors, SkaterXL, or watch Gerstmann tell me why the new Saints Row sucks.

This moment is the pinnacle of my life.

You have achieved peak life ™

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[teezzy]

OnlyFans is my backup if my company gets smart and cans me

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

When do we tell decisions ads are served based on your searches.

 

[Ionian]

Back to blowjobs, one on a first date is awkward. Still fucked her for 10 years though.

It was something you had to earn back in the days. Wasn't a great one although she tried.

Her Mothers favorite word was "shock". I understand now why. Also her father drowned in a pond. (Polish, I saw the place).

Drowning in a pond as a fisherman.

He absolutely had a heart attack. Alcoholic.

Mother still has a fish shop, just no abusive husband.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

 

[Star-Lord]

OnlyFans is my backup if my company gets smart and cans me

I generally don't wish ill feeling on anyone, but I may or may not have my fingers crossed that your computer dies.

 

[Peggies]

How's everyone doing?

haxan7 still didn't go back to his ex, I hope?
Ionian good to have you back!

I was kind of depressed lately. I burned my belly with a baking tray. This is so humiliating. I am very upset.

 

[Prison Mike]

How's everyone doing?

haxan7 still didn't go back to his ex, I hope?
Ionian good to have you back!

I was kind of depressed lately. I burned my belly with a baking tray. This is so humiliating. I am very upset.

Be strong my flower.

 

[Ionian]

How's everyone doing?

haxan7 still didn't go back to his ex, I hope?
Ionian good to have you back!

I was kind of depressed lately. I burned my belly with a baking tray. This is so humiliating. I am very upset.

Ah your posts make me smile. Please keep being you!

A diamond in the dust. From my heart. Best of luck. . I mean it!

 

[Peggies]

Be strong my flower.

How are you? How's the heat where you are?

 

[Deleted member 1159]

How's everyone doing?

haxan7 still didn't go back to his ex, I hope?
Ionian good to have you back!

I was kind of depressed lately. I burned my belly with a baking tray. This is so humiliating. I am very upset.

I branded my belly with a slow cooker several years ago. You are not alone dear yoni-haver, you are not alone.

 

[Peggies]

Ah your posts make me smile. Please keep being you!

A diamond in the dust. From my heart. Best of luck. . I mean it!

I was just thinking the same about your posts! Go raibh maith agath!

I branded my belly with a slow cooker several years ago. You are not alone dear yoni-haver, you are not alone.

Ouch! That makes me feel better actually. I hope whatever you cooked was worth it.

 

[Ionian]

I was just thinking the same about your posts! Go raibh maith agath!

Wow, i'm seriously impressed.

I know you're married but ...

I swear to god that I'm seriously impressed.

Perfect Celt. I bow to you my queen.

 

[Sidney Prescott]

Hope everybody has had a good week. It's been pretty busy for me, but I'm glad to be making more time for GAF lately. Forgot how much I enjoyed posting on here.

Been enjoying gaming a ton lately. Feels good.

 

[Ionian]

Wow, i'm seriously impressed.

I know you're married but ...

I swear to god that I'm seriously impressed.

Perfect Celt. I bow to you my queen.

For anyone curious, it simply means 'Thank You'. A very difficult language. It's Gaelic. Gotta learn as a kid. Wanna work work the government, gotta learn. Used to be essential.

Well in the past, might have removed that.

Knowing it is massively difficult. It isn't used at all and dumped the first chance you get. The English drove it out by force. No joke. Then schools tried to drive it back in. Was pointless, as generations on we all spoke English.

I went to the Gealteacht (Irish speaking only summer school) twice.

I stole a room-mates GameGear. Ate out-of-date chocolate and ran a marathon but was still scared of ghosts.

Such was life, I'm not proud of it.

Never learned any Irish. Met many pretty girls though! Always brunette.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

For anyone curious, it simply means 'Thank You'. A very difficult language. It's Gaelic. Gotta learn as a kid. Wanna work work the government, gotta learn. Used to be essential.

Well in the past, might have removed that.

Knowing it is massively difficult. It isn't used at all and dumped the first chance you get. The English drove it out by force. No joke. Then schools tried to drive it back in. Was pointless, as generations on we all spoke English.

I went to the Gealteacht (Irish speaking only summer school) twice.

I stole a room-mates GameGear. Ate out-of-date chocolate and ran a marathon but was still scared of ghosts.

Such was life, I'm not proud of it.

Never learned any Irish. Met many pretty girls though! Always brunette.

I had a hot Irish coworker once. She befriended my wife and me, came over for dinner a few times…brought potatoes. Every. Time. I told her she was a walking stereotype.

Great engineer though!

 

[Star-Lord]

How's everyone doing?

Tired, stressed, and emotionally and mentally drained, but at least i'm alive.

Sorry to hear about your little burning incident. I sincerely hope all is well now.

 

[Peggies]

Wow, i'm seriously impressed.

I know you're married but ...

I swear to god that I'm seriously impressed.

Perfect Celt. I bow to you my queen.

 

[haxan7]

Been talking to the ex most days. She’s been telling me to fuck off basically. I told her I’m gonna propose if we get back together.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Been talking to the ex most days. She’s been telling me to fuck off basically. I told her I’m gonna propose if we get back together.

I’ve been talking to my sister today. She’s got the rona along with my parents. Discovered Ghibli. I started recommending movies, got to Grave of the Fireflies and said…ahhh maybe don’t watch that one unless you’re ready to start bawling. Then I started thinking about it and had to close my office door and sit for a few minutes.

 

[Peggies]

Tired, stressed, and emotionally and mentally drained, but at least i'm alive.

Sorry to hear about your little burning incident. I sincerely hope all is well now.

Oh no, that doesn't sound too good. Any particular reason or just life being a cunt?

Haha, don't worry it's not that bad. It was just embarrassing because I misjudged the size of my belly.

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Star-Lord]

Oh no, that doesn't sound too good. Any particular reason or just life being a cunt?

Haha, don't worry it's not that bad. It was just embarrassing because I misjudged the size of my belly.

A bit of both. My personal life is draining me emotionally, whilst my work life is draining me mentally. The combination of both has turned me into an emotionless, sleep-deprived zombie. Can't wait for the weekend. Going to a party. One of the lads is supplying the charlie, I'm supplying the drinks, and I daresay one of the girls shall provideth us with thou booty. Great way to blow off some steam.

Also, I feel your pain regarding bellygate. I struggle to see my dongle when I look down, my belly has got that big.

 

[haxan7]

A bit of both. My personal life is draining me emotionally, whilst my work life is draining me mentally. The combination of both has turned me into an emotionless, sleep-deprived zombie. Can't wait for the weekend. Going to a party. One of the lads is supplying the charlie, I'm supplying the drinks, and I daresay one of the girls shall provideth us with thou booty. Great way to blow off some steam.

Also, I feel your pain regarding bellygate. I struggle to see my dongle when I look down, my belly has got that big.

My dick is so big I have no problem seeing it

 

[Richard Packer]

My dick is so big I have no problem seeing it

Are you a fat fuck though?

 

[haxan7]

Are you a fat fuck though?

Nope. I'm like a larger version of a twink.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Nope. I'm like a larger version of a twink.

A twunk?

 

[Richard Packer]

Nope. I'm like a larger version of a twink.

 

[BadBurger]

Today I learned the term "twunk" and I feel like I am a better person because of it.

I also feel that the lead character of The Northman was a twunk and should have been wearing old 90's Reebok's and nothing else in all of his battle scenes.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Get to hang out with my gen Z sister in law today…

 

[Big Baller]

tommib

 

[tommib]

Fuck, I love a nice blonde twunk.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Fuck, I love a nice blonde twunk.

Welcome back

 

[Star-Lord]

Fuck, I love a nice blonde twunk.

What about a bald twonk?

 

[tommib]

What about a bald twonk?

 

[Big Baller]

Banned

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Happy Freddy Got Fingered Friday everybody. I hope each and every one of us gets a good fingering today.

 

[tommib]

Happy Freddy Got Fingered Friday everybody. I hope each and every one of us gets a good fingering today.

I love fingering but hate being fingered. If you’re trying to get something inside just go for the cock. Seems more pragmatical.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

If you’re trying to get something inside just go for the cock.

If you insist.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

My pikachu reaction is missing.

e: nvm it back

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Man I fucking hate play dough.

 

[Richard Packer]

Man I fucking hate play dough.

Packer's here friend, it's going to be ok.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Packer's here friend, it's going to be ok.

Thank you. I need an expert on removing foreign substances from the carpet and I’m glad you’re here