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Richard Packer
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You're first mistake was forgetting to lay down a tarp.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Yes, but who here likes twonks?
Richard Packer
Gold Member
My life is over.
Thaedolus
Member
tommib
Member
Richard Packer
Gold Member
tommib
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I'm more of a twank, personally.
Thaedolus
Member
Richard Packer
Gold Member
Can someone make a @peggies_feet account so I can tag it for emotional support.
We can but hope.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
You are life is just beginning.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
That's what I say to all my loads after dropping.
haxan7
Banned
Did someone walk in on you while you were simultaneously jerking off and fingering your butt again?
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I didn't mean to.
All you are base are belong to us.
nush
Member
Thaedolus
Member
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I'm shocked how committed I am to this self-employment plan. I've actually bought books - actual physical books you can hold - from Waterstones, and I'm reading through and making notes. I'm happy with my job, don't get me wrong, but my business idea is something I've wanted to do for years. I attempted it on a small scale during the pandemic, but quit after the first lockdown was over. But now I have a passion to get it going full-time.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
You’re going to be the next Andrew Tate.
Just not as rapey.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Nearly as then.
I kind of realised what I said after I said it, and now I regret it, because it implies I'm at least a little bit rapey. You of all know people should know I do not stand for anything truly rapey. I am, however, always down for some CNC.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
You’ve got to stand for something or you’ll fall for anything.
I'm currently standing for my desire to go self-employed, so that's something. I guess?
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Good luck brother. Be prepared for a lot of long hours the first few years.
All the books state that there's a very high risk of facing long days (and nights) with little-to-none profit for the first five years, and that's if your business manages to stay open following the first year, which, according to these, only 2/5 businesses manage to keep going after the first twelve months. So, that's fun.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Doesn’t
Rentahamster
run his own business? Maybe he has some tips to keep your tricks in line.
Rentahamster
run his own business? Maybe he has some tips to keep your tricks in line.
Thaedolus
Member
Well just got back into town after a 25 mile charity bike ride for my wife’s work…quite the contrast seeing people with all sorts of disabilities grind out a ride like a bunch of fuckin beasts, then waiting to get coffee at Starbucks and let’s just say the crowd here hasn’t met a version of fructose they don’t like…
Peggies
Gold Member
Actually my feet deserve their own account, they're nice feet. Small but always get me where I need to go. I'd post a picture of them but my husband told me not to because... and I shit you not...there are guys getting off on feet.
DragoonKain
Neighbours from Hell
My lazy friend who is the laziest person in the history of the world is so lazy he didn't feel like turning on his laptop, going to a site to download movies and stream them to his TV, that he ordered the blu rays of the movies on Amazon. And he's the least tech savvy person in the world, so he accidentally ordered foreign versions of two of the movies(they're not popular movies, so they probably were some of the first listings that came up) and they don't work in his blu ray player. But he's also too lazy to return them so he basically is just eating $40 for nothing.
More on the adventures of my lazy friend as they happen.
More on the adventures of my lazy friend as they happen.
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teezzy
Banned
Actually my feet deserve their own account, they're nice feet. Small but always get me where I need to go. I'd post a picture of them but my husband told me not to because... and I shit you not...there are guys getting off on feet.
Sick bastards, every single one of them.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Interesting that your husband would know that.Actually my feet deserve their own account, they're nice feet. Small but always get me where I need to go. I'd post a picture of them but my husband told me not to because... and I shit you not...there are guys getting off on feet.
haxan7
Banned
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Everything is deductible. Even lube.Doesn’t
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
But that is a fine example of the superb control they have over their pelvic floor!
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I taught Daphne how to spread her paws like a fuckin' boss.
Bullet Club
Banned
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I could never get into Red Dwarf and I don't know why. I loved every other British comedy PBS would play growing up. Still can't connect to it even now.
Thaedolus
Member
I was always mad when this show was on and not the anime hour, which my PBS station inexplicably had on most Sunday nights. Evangelion and some other show I can’t remember the name of with a robot girl, all uncensored too. Always exciting to see some anime titties when you’re like 13.
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The other show was Key the Metal Idol. I don’t remember liking it much but there was the occasional anime titties and that kept me tuning in. I’ve been racking my brain trying to remember the name the last couple hours
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Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Ejaculating at least 21 times a month may protect against prostate cancer
Experts stressed that cutting out tobacco and fatty foods also helped in reducing the risk
www.buzz.ie
*Nightwing
Banned
Sexy! Those tiny hands would make my micro penis look huge!
Out of morbid curiosity; how does one get Vaseline out of gerbil hair? I apologize as I know gerbils/hamsters apple/oranges but whom else do I have to inquire?
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