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Maiden Voyage said:
Turns out our recent friend is a troll. Not even fit for an offshoot of an offshoot.

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Even the Sony warriors are banned there, and that site is a haven for them. Must be really bottom of the barrel posts to get banned.
 
Well that was a few entertaining pages. I generally don't post here as it's usually a few people sucking each other off but to see a team assemble to bring down an idiot, brought a tear to my eye.

And that's why I love GAF.
 
Ionian said:
Well that was a few entertaining pages. I generally don't post here as it's usually a few people sucking each other off but to see a team assemble to bring down an idiot, brought a tear to my eye.

And that's why I love GAF.
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With our powers combined…

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Side-story. Back when I believed in Santa. My father kept bringing me to the toy shop asking me If I wanted Voltron. I always said no as I was taught to not be greedy. I had my Santa list done with Star Wars.

I got Voltron, a nephew smashed me in the face with a part. Die-cast. Chipped a tooth. Same fucker wrecked my scalextric.

 
Man there's nothing like the feeling of a morning after you took some Metamucil the night before…
 
Lady Jane said:
Was interviewed at a banquet last night and it aired this morning on the local Vegas news. Now that I'm famous and above all of you, I expect special treatment.
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Was at a wedding. Sister of the bride went mental as I gave a sausage to a dog.

The dog was vegan. No joke, she went crazy.

A Vegan dog, they fed him vegan pasta or something. He ran around following me anyway. Bloody weirdos. Even confronted me whilst they were drunk.

I was shocked as the dog followed me around and the bride used to laugh.

One sausage and only half. An utter cunt, the sister.
 
Ionian said:
Was at a wedding. Sister of the bride went mental as I gave a sausage to a dog.

The dog was vegan. No joke, she went crazy.

A Vegan dog, they fed him vegan pasta or something. He ran around following me anyway. Bloody weirdos. Even confronted me whilst they were drunk.

I was shocked as the dog followed me around and the bride used to laugh.

One sausage and only half. An utter cunt, the sister.
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The sister sounds batshit but to be fair, you shouldn't feed other people's pet without permission. You don't know their diet, training, health concerns, or allergies.

Our dog is trained to not beg for food from the kitchen or dining table. One time someone else passed bacon to our dog from the dinning table and I expressed to not do that again. Sure enough, our dog was begging for food from the table for a good week after that.
 
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Lady Jane said:
The sister sounds batshit but to be fair, you shouldn't feed other people's pet without permission. You don't know their diet, health concerns, or allergies.
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Ah it was a wedding, I didn't know. No malice intended and was only half a sausage in a huge wedding.

I learnt the lesson. I grew up with animals. My family on one side were farmers.
 
Ionian said:
Was at a wedding. Sister of the bride went mental as I gave a sausage to a dog.

The dog was vegan. No joke, she went crazy.

A Vegan dog, they fed him vegan pasta or something. He ran around following me anyway. Bloody weirdos. Even confronted me whilst they were drunk.

I was shocked as the dog followed me around and the bride used to laugh.

One sausage and only half. An utter cunt, the sister.
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I'm no pet expert but I thought dogs and cats are supposed to skew to protein based food. So that includes meat needed for their diet even if it means coming from gross pet food from a smelly bag.

I have never heard of vegetarian/vegan dogs before.
 
StreetsofBeige said:
I'm no pet expert but I thought dogs and cats are supposed to skew to protein based food. So that includes meat needed for their diet even if it means coming from gross pet food from a smelly bag.

I have never heard of vegetarian/vegan dogs before.
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Dogs definitely aren't meant to be vegetarians or vegans, it's stupid humans projecting their own morality/choices onto an animal that licks its own butthole
 
BadBurger said:
I feel like Packer would be some kind of cult leader that talks grown men into using hotdog straws, but would of course never use one himself. Not even ironically.
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Well yes, as he previously mentioned, more girth is required to satisfy Packer
 
Well since our net worth just went up by 10k I guess it's time to find that new camper trailer we've been wanting...
 
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