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[nush]

feel like an alcoholic, but the sweet tooth version of it.

You're right. It's an addiction and should be treated as one.

 

[Rentahamster]

How old are you? 46?

You underestimate the boomerness of this board!

 

[Rentahamster]

I legit may be one of the youngest people on the board and that kinda scares me

While most of the users here are approaching their second hip replacement, the average sense of humor age is still around 12.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I hope it’s not against the rules to say I think being a TSA agent should be a capital offense

 

[adamsapple]

I hope it’s not against the rules to say I think being a TSA agent should be a capital offense

I sense a story coming ?

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I sense a story coming ?

Just yer typical being treated like cattle even though we had all our stuff ready to go and being asked by like 4 different agents if we had precheck to be in the precheck line…yes I have seen the signs, yes I know what it is, yes my company paid for it so I’m good to go…

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Well we made it to Seattle now I just gotta find and kill Abby…

 

[Richard Packer]

I can't wait to sniff Zelda's panties tonight.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I can't wait to sniff Zelda's panties tonight.

Were you the flight attendant that stopped when he saw me playing to inform me how jealous he was?

 

[Rentahamster]

I can't wait to sniff Zelda's panties tonight.

Let me know if there's hints of apricot or nutmeg.

 

[BadBurger]

We treasure emoting now

 

[Putonahappyface]

Farewell .Pennywise.

 

[Putonahappyface]

So what does the new emoji mean please?

 

[Deleted member 1159]

So what does the new emoji mean please?

Yes

 

[nush]

So what does the new emoji mean please?

"I've got gold"

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Personally, I interpret it to mean "Amazing chest ahead" ala Dark Souls.

 

[West Texas CEO]

"Amazing chest ahead"

 

[kvltus lvlzvs]

Farewell .Pennywise.

What was it that finally got him permad? I know he went bonkers on April fool's day but that was just temp.

 

[Putonahappyface]

What was it that finally got him permad? I know he went bonkers on April fool's day but that was just temp.

No idea I'd like to know.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

What was it that finally got him permad? I know he went bonkers on April fool's day but that was just temp.

Probably threw a bitch fit about it when he came back

 

[JC 1080P CRT]

What was it that finally got him permad? I know he went bonkers on April fool's day but that was just temp.

I'm trying to figure it out, too. I can't see anything immediately obvious from his final series of posts. Maybe he posted something that got deleted, or he sent some caustic DMs?

Either way, I'm going to miss him for baiting the forum with his "RE4 aged like milk and plays like trash" thread.

 

[kvltus lvlzvs]

I'm trying to figure it out, too. I can't see anything immediately obvious from his final series of posts. Maybe he posted something that got deleted, or he sent some caustic DMs?

Either way, I'm going to miss him for baitinIg the forum with his "RE4 aged like milk and plays like trash" thread.

very true lol, he baited me in that one. I didnt get salty but wrote a borderline blogpost response in defense of the game iirc lmao

 

[Rentahamster]

New emote?

 

[Rentahamster]

I hope you motherfuckers are loving your mothers today.



You heard me.

 

[Peggies]

I hope you're all doing we'll, my friends! I'm reporting from the depths of hell (aka motherhood).
Something funny my dad said the other day. "You have to wash out baby bottles with cold water and after that use the hot water. Otherwise the proteins won't dissolve. That's what all serial killers do to get rid of the blood.

Also I watched the new "Evil dead" and really really liked it. Well done

Sending you lots of "Don't let the anyone fuck with you unless you want them to!"s and "Go, get em'!"s.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Maiden Voyage I noticed your previous Bjork avatar.

 

[anthony2690]

anthony2690

Hey Kanjo-chan, my ban was self requested.
I just needed a break from Neogaf, I stopped having fun, seeing people console warrior or argue over trivial stuff got a little tiresome, or crapping on a game for trivial reasons, I'd see or play a game I was absolutely loving and then I'd see a thread about people complaining about the strangest things, I wish some of you grumpy dudes would just enjoy games

I feel like people focus too much on being negative about a game they genuinely don't care about at all in the first place

I logged in today and was shocked to see I was gifted gold this Friday from Con_Z_ǝdʇ (very generous of you, considering I hadn't been active for over a month or so, thank you )

Since I've had a break, I've played and enjoyed some incredible games, lost two stone in weight & got a puppy, life has been pretty damn good

I'm looking forward to the upcoming gaming events, playstation showcase, summer game fest, Xbox showcase and hoping some excitement for games might return here

Picture of Simba after his haircut today

 

[Rentahamster]

Hey Kanjo-chan, my ban was self requested.
I just needed a break from Neogaf, I stopped having fun, seeing people console warrior or argue over trivial stuff got a little tiresome, or crapping on a game for trivial reasons, I'd see or play a game I was absolutely loving and then I'd see a thread about people complaining about the strangest things, I wish some of you grumpy dudes would just enjoy games

I feel like people focus too much on being negative about a game they genuinely don't care about at all in the first place

I logged in today and was shocked to see I was gifted gold this Friday from Con_Z_ǝdʇ (very generous of you, considering I hadn't been active for over a month or so, thank you )

Since I've had a break, I've played and enjoyed some incredible games, lost two stone in weight & got a puppy, life has been pretty damn good

I'm looking forward to the upcoming gaming events, playstation showcase, summer game fest, Xbox showcase and hoping some excitement for games might return here

Picture of Simba after his haircut today

I'm happy for your happiness!

 

[kanjobazooie]

Hey Kanjo-chan, my ban was self requested.
I just needed a break from Neogaf, I stopped having fun, seeing people console warrior or argue over trivial stuff got a little tiresome, or crapping on a game for trivial reasons, I'd see or play a game I was absolutely loving and then I'd see a thread about people complaining about the strangest things, I wish some of you grumpy dudes would just enjoy games

I feel like people focus too much on being negative about a game they genuinely don't care about at all in the first place

I logged in today and was shocked to see I was gifted gold this Friday from Con_Z_ǝdʇ (very generous of you, considering I hadn't been active for over a month or so, thank you )

Since I've had a break, I've played and enjoyed some incredible games, lost two stone in weight & got a puppy, life has been pretty damn good

I'm looking forward to the upcoming gaming events, playstation showcase, summer game fest, Xbox showcase and hoping some excitement for games might return here

Picture of Simba after his haircut today

Welcome back, brother.

 

[John Marston]

Since I've had a break, I've played and enjoyed some incredible games, lost two stone in weight & got a puppy, life has been pretty damn good

That's all you need, you're Living the Dream!

As far as console wars go, I never understood it nor do I care about it. Just ignore that stuff.

 

[anthony2690]

Welcome back, brother.

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'll be leaving for the foreseeable future, got to keep myself focused on shifting this weight and enjoying awesome games, I unfortunately get distracted really easily. XD

I'm happier than ever (minus my team is probably getting relegated, but even that isn't phasing me too much oddly), I just wanted to say goodbye to some of my fave users

kanjobazooie thanks for always being hilarious and engaging with me over the years, definitely made this place a lot of fun for me, let's hope a new ape escape graves us one day!
Maiden Voyage thank you for always being fun and engaging with me
Jaybe thanks for the gold and discussion, enjoyed the level headed responses to threads, I hope you enjoyed Hogwarts
Yoshichan started with you snapping at me, but we bonded over wild hearts briefly (till it ran like on your pc sadly)
EviLore thank you for letting me be a part of neogaf and introducing me to chatgpt
ÆMNE22A!C love the selfies, seen more of you in the past two years than my own family in the last decade, disappointed I never saw you in the cowboy hat though
Con_Z_ǝdʇ thank you for the gold and glad we have an equal appreciation for brunettes and booty
64bitmodels always fun and positive and still enjoys games
Havoc2049 Hopefully play some more games together soon, always enjoy sea of thieves when time permits
IbizaPocholo thanks for the news update, I do worry that some of my replies may have come across as mean spirited when meant to be playful
GymWolf I wonder if you ever tried wild hearts in the end, enjoyed a lot of your fun replies
Topher I always enjoyed your bulletpoints/highlights of key information from long videos.
Bo_Hazem I hope your two man crew reigns supreme & I'm happy to see your team is having a much better time than mine.

Anyway my gamertag is anthony2690, if you ever want to play something together I'm down, just let me know who you are if you add me, can't wait for diablo 4 & street fighter 6

 

[64bitmodels]

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'll be leaving for the foreseeable future, got to keep myself focused on shifting this weight and enjoying awesome games, I unfortunately get distracted really easily. XD

I'm happier than ever (minus my team is probably getting relegated, but even that isn't phasing me too much oddly), I just wanted to say goodbye to some of my fave users

kanjobazooie thanks for always being hilarious and engaging with me over the years, definitely made this place a lot of fun for me, let's hope a new ape escape graves us one day!
Maiden Voyage thank you for always being fun and engaging with me
Jaybe thanks for the gold and discussion, enjoyed the level headed responses to threads, I hope you enjoyed Hogwarts
Yoshichan started with you snapping at me, but we bonded over wild hearts briefly (till it ran like on your pc sadly)
EviLore thank you for letting me be a part of neogaf and introducing me to chatgpt
ÆMNE22A!C love the selfies, seen more of you in the past two years than my own family in the last decade, disappointed I never saw you in the cowboy hat though
Con_Z_ǝdʇ thank you for the gold and glad we have an equal appreciation for brunettes and booty
64bitmodels always fun and positive and still enjoys games
Havoc2049 Hopefully play some more games together soon, always enjoy sea of thieves when time permits
IbizaPocholo thanks for the news update, I do worry that some of my replies may have come across as mean spirited when meant to be playful
GymWolf I wonder if you ever tried wild hearts in the end, enjoyed a lot of your fun replies
Topher I always enjoyed your bulletpoints/highlights of key information from long videos.
Bo_Hazem I hope your two man crew reigns supreme & I'm happy to see your team is having a much better time than mine.

Anyway my gamertag is anthony2690, if you ever want to play something together I'm down, just let me know who you are if you add me, can't wait for diablo 4 & street fighter 6

actually thought you requested a ban a while ago... anyways... See you later man, enjoy life

 

[kanjobazooie]

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'll be leaving for the foreseeable future, got to keep myself focused on shifting this weight and enjoying awesome games, I unfortunately get distracted really easily. XD

I'm happier than ever (minus my team is probably getting relegated, but even that isn't phasing me too much oddly), I just wanted to say goodbye to some of my fave users

kanjobazooie thanks for always being hilarious and engaging with me over the years, definitely made this place a lot of fun for me, let's hope a new ape escape graves us one day!
Maiden Voyage thank you for always being fun and engaging with me
Jaybe thanks for the gold and discussion, enjoyed the level headed responses to threads, I hope you enjoyed Hogwarts
Yoshichan started with you snapping at me, but we bonded over wild hearts briefly (till it ran like on your pc sadly)
EviLore thank you for letting me be a part of neogaf and introducing me to chatgpt
ÆMNE22A!C love the selfies, seen more of you in the past two years than my own family in the last decade, disappointed I never saw you in the cowboy hat though
Con_Z_ǝdʇ thank you for the gold and glad we have an equal appreciation for brunettes and booty
64bitmodels always fun and positive and still enjoys games
Havoc2049 Hopefully play some more games together soon, always enjoy sea of thieves when time permits
IbizaPocholo thanks for the news update, I do worry that some of my replies may have come across as mean spirited when meant to be playful
GymWolf I wonder if you ever tried wild hearts in the end, enjoyed a lot of your fun replies
Topher I always enjoyed your bulletpoints/highlights of key information from long videos.
Bo_Hazem I hope your two man crew reigns supreme & I'm happy to see your team is having a much better time than mine.

Anyway my gamertag is anthony2690, if you ever want to play something together I'm down, just let me know who you are if you add me, can't wait for diablo 4 & street fighter 6

I’ll genuinely miss seeing your cheerful posts in Gaming and OT.
I wish you all the best, both in life and in game releases lmao.

Give Simba a nice head pat for me.

 

[Topher]

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'll be leaving for the foreseeable future, got to keep myself focused on shifting this weight and enjoying awesome games, I unfortunately get distracted really easily. XD

I'm happier than ever (minus my team is probably getting relegated, but even that isn't phasing me too much oddly), I just wanted to say goodbye to some of my fave users

kanjobazooie thanks for always being hilarious and engaging with me over the years, definitely made this place a lot of fun for me, let's hope a new ape escape graves us one day!
Maiden Voyage thank you for always being fun and engaging with me
Jaybe thanks for the gold and discussion, enjoyed the level headed responses to threads, I hope you enjoyed Hogwarts
Yoshichan started with you snapping at me, but we bonded over wild hearts briefly (till it ran like on your pc sadly)
EviLore thank you for letting me be a part of neogaf and introducing me to chatgpt
ÆMNE22A!C love the selfies, seen more of you in the past two years than my own family in the last decade, disappointed I never saw you in the cowboy hat though
Con_Z_ǝdʇ thank you for the gold and glad we have an equal appreciation for brunettes and booty
64bitmodels always fun and positive and still enjoys games
Havoc2049 Hopefully play some more games together soon, always enjoy sea of thieves when time permits
IbizaPocholo thanks for the news update, I do worry that some of my replies may have come across as mean spirited when meant to be playful
GymWolf I wonder if you ever tried wild hearts in the end, enjoyed a lot of your fun replies
Topher I always enjoyed your bulletpoints/highlights of key information from long videos.
Bo_Hazem I hope your two man crew reigns supreme & I'm happy to see your team is having a much better time than mine.

Anyway my gamertag is anthony2690, if you ever want to play something together I'm down, just let me know who you are if you add me, can't wait for diablo 4 & street fighter 6

Miss you bro.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

anthony2690 thanks for all the dick picks. Even the ones I didn’t know I wanted at the time.

 

[Topher]

anthony2690 thanks for all the dick picks. Even the ones I didn’t know I wanted at the time.

 

[Yoshichan]

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'll be leaving for the foreseeable future, got to keep myself focused on shifting this weight and enjoying awesome games, I unfortunately get distracted really easily. XD

I'm happier than ever (minus my team is probably getting relegated, but even that isn't phasing me too much oddly), I just wanted to say goodbye to some of my fave users

kanjobazooie thanks for always being hilarious and engaging with me over the years, definitely made this place a lot of fun for me, let's hope a new ape escape graves us one day!
Maiden Voyage thank you for always being fun and engaging with me
Jaybe thanks for the gold and discussion, enjoyed the level headed responses to threads, I hope you enjoyed Hogwarts
Yoshichan started with you snapping at me, but we bonded over wild hearts briefly (till it ran like on your pc sadly)
EviLore thank you for letting me be a part of neogaf and introducing me to chatgpt
ÆMNE22A!C love the selfies, seen more of you in the past two years than my own family in the last decade, disappointed I never saw you in the cowboy hat though
Con_Z_ǝdʇ thank you for the gold and glad we have an equal appreciation for brunettes and booty
64bitmodels always fun and positive and still enjoys games
Havoc2049 Hopefully play some more games together soon, always enjoy sea of thieves when time permits
IbizaPocholo thanks for the news update, I do worry that some of my replies may have come across as mean spirited when meant to be playful
GymWolf I wonder if you ever tried wild hearts in the end, enjoyed a lot of your fun replies
Topher I always enjoyed your bulletpoints/highlights of key information from long videos.
Bo_Hazem I hope your two man crew reigns supreme & I'm happy to see your team is having a much better time than mine.

Anyway my gamertag is anthony2690, if you ever want to play something together I'm down, just let me know who you are if you add me, can't wait for diablo 4 & street fighter 6

What an absolute legend take care bud, we’ll see each other ingame soon!

 

[Havoc2049]

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'll be leaving for the foreseeable future, got to keep myself focused on shifting this weight and enjoying awesome games, I unfortunately get distracted really easily. XD

I'm happier than ever (minus my team is probably getting relegated, but even that isn't phasing me too much oddly), I just wanted to say goodbye to some of my fave users

kanjobazooie thanks for always being hilarious and engaging with me over the years, definitely made this place a lot of fun for me, let's hope a new ape escape graves us one day!
Maiden Voyage thank you for always being fun and engaging with me
Jaybe thanks for the gold and discussion, enjoyed the level headed responses to threads, I hope you enjoyed Hogwarts
Yoshichan started with you snapping at me, but we bonded over wild hearts briefly (till it ran like on your pc sadly)
EviLore thank you for letting me be a part of neogaf and introducing me to chatgpt
ÆMNE22A!C love the selfies, seen more of you in the past two years than my own family in the last decade, disappointed I never saw you in the cowboy hat though
Con_Z_ǝdʇ thank you for the gold and glad we have an equal appreciation for brunettes and booty
64bitmodels always fun and positive and still enjoys games
Havoc2049 Hopefully play some more games together soon, always enjoy sea of thieves when time permits
IbizaPocholo thanks for the news update, I do worry that some of my replies may have come across as mean spirited when meant to be playful
GymWolf I wonder if you ever tried wild hearts in the end, enjoyed a lot of your fun replies
Topher I always enjoyed your bulletpoints/highlights of key information from long videos.
Bo_Hazem I hope your two man crew reigns supreme & I'm happy to see your team is having a much better time than mine.

Anyway my gamertag is anthony2690, if you ever want to play something together I'm down, just let me know who you are if you add me, can't wait for diablo 4 & street fighter 6

Later Anthony! It's been a pleasure to get to know you and hopefully we can game some more in the near future.

Stay strong and I'm glad you have a bunch of positive things going on in your life. Fuck all the Debbie downers!

 

[adamsapple]

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'll be leaving for the foreseeable future, got to keep myself focused on shifting this weight and enjoying awesome games, I unfortunately get distracted really easily. XD

I'm happier than ever (minus my team is probably getting relegated, but even that isn't phasing me too much oddly), I just wanted to say goodbye to some of my fave users

It looks like you won the game of life, friend.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I logged in today and was shocked to see I was gifted gold this Friday from Con_Z_ǝdʇ (very generous of you, considering I hadn't been active for over a month or so, thank you )

Since I've had a break, I've played and enjoyed some incredible games, lost two stone in weight & got a puppy, life has been pretty damn good

Extrapolating from this and your self-imposed year-long banishment, I would expect a loss of 24 stone and the purchasing of 12 additional well—groomed dogs upon your return.

 

[Bo_Hazem]

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'll be leaving for the foreseeable future, got to keep myself focused on shifting this weight and enjoying awesome games, I unfortunately get distracted really easily. XD

I'm happier than ever (minus my team is probably getting relegated, but even that isn't phasing me too much oddly), I just wanted to say goodbye to some of my fave users

kanjobazooie thanks for always being hilarious and engaging with me over the years, definitely made this place a lot of fun for me, let's hope a new ape escape graves us one day!
Maiden Voyage thank you for always being fun and engaging with me
Jaybe thanks for the gold and discussion, enjoyed the level headed responses to threads, I hope you enjoyed Hogwarts
Yoshichan started with you snapping at me, but we bonded over wild hearts briefly (till it ran like on your pc sadly)
EviLore thank you for letting me be a part of neogaf and introducing me to chatgpt
ÆMNE22A!C love the selfies, seen more of you in the past two years than my own family in the last decade, disappointed I never saw you in the cowboy hat though
Con_Z_ǝdʇ thank you for the gold and glad we have an equal appreciation for brunettes and booty
64bitmodels always fun and positive and still enjoys games
Havoc2049 Hopefully play some more games together soon, always enjoy sea of thieves when time permits
IbizaPocholo thanks for the news update, I do worry that some of my replies may have come across as mean spirited when meant to be playful
GymWolf I wonder if you ever tried wild hearts in the end, enjoyed a lot of your fun replies
Topher I always enjoyed your bulletpoints/highlights of key information from long videos.
Bo_Hazem I hope your two man crew reigns supreme & I'm happy to see your team is having a much better time than mine.

Anyway my gamertag is anthony2690, if you ever want to play something together I'm down, just let me know who you are if you add me, can't wait for diablo 4 & street fighter 6

Requiescat de pache, senior.

 

[adamsapple]

Requiescat de pache, senior.

 

[Bo_Hazem]

No dick pics for you, sorry.

 

[adamsapple]

No dick pics for you, sorry.

 

[Peggies]

Wait, you guys get dick picks?!

 

[pennythoughts]

Hey Gaffers. It's been a minute if any of you even remember me.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Wait, you guys get dick picks?!

What about beaver pictures? Surely someone has received a furry purse picture!

 

[badblue]

Wait, you guys get dick picks?!

Apologies.

Do you want White Dicks:

Black Dicks:

Or other types of Dicks?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Mines bigger

Spoiler: NSFW