It's been a while, I hope you guys are doing great!
Hey GAF!
Just been busy with work and life myself, but I recently built my own Gaming PC so that felt satisfying after all these years. Feels nice to not have to search for lower spec games all the time with an older machine.
It really is such a nice alternative as somebody who's primarily always been a console gamer. Starting to get the hang of using the mouse and keyboard too.
Whoa!
Is this you?
I prefer to use the word, Aubergine.
It sounds more dignified than eggplant, lol
Has she been on vacation? I haven't seen her the last time I visited.
Greatest nights of my life.
Wash. Your. Ass.
Necrophilia costs extra home slice.
Today, I learned having sex with dead bodies was a thing and even has a word for it.
Today, I learned having sex with dead bodies was a thing and even has a word for it.
This is the only King Robert I know of, the great Bobby B
So, that first day at work wasn't particularly nice. That girl who did my job while I was gone, was giving me attitude and kept checking her phone while I had my super motivating pep talk.
Ungrateful co-workers, eh?So, that first day at work wasn't particularly nice. That girl who did my job while I was gone, was giving me attitude and kept checking her phone while I had my super motivating pep talk.
It was really awkward. I came in like:
But they were more like:
Now I'm sad
Haha I'd like that. Steal them all their couscous and quinoa salads and organic seaweed smoothies. Make them eat short chained carbohydrates!
Walk around with a coffee cup. At all times. Show your dominance.So, that first day at work wasn't particularly nice. That girl who did my job while I was gone, was giving me attitude and kept checking her phone while I had my super motivating pep talk.
It was really awkward. I came in like:
But they were more like:
Now I'm sad
You know what? You're right! That's what happens when you have children. You get soft. You get weak. You stop throwing stuff at people!
Tomorrow is going to be a big day.
Back to work after two years and it's September 1st. Off you go smelly ass August, welcome Pumpkin Spice September!
Maiden Voyage
has never said
I am a hotdog receptacle open 24/7/365"Costco opened up early so I was checked out 2 minutes after opening, it's probably too tacky to order a hot dog already. FML."
Things
Did @nightmare-slain kill another gaffer?
Yes I knew how to turn off the water pressure. Like I said, side one went fine, side two…
yeah you’re right…
I think his penis. No?
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