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[haxan7]

Some of his friends got banned.
Just look at his avatar.

mad isn't the same as bored

 

[Richard Packer]

mad isn't the same as bored

 

[Peggies]

mad isn't the same as bored

We miss you. Please come back!

 

[Rentahamster]

Just look at his avatar.

If there's two Zs does that mean it's pronounced like pizza?

 

[haxan7]

We miss you. Please come back!

i'm here, just haven't been posting much

 

[Peggies]

i'm here, just haven't been posting much

 

[Rentahamster]

i'm here, just haven't been posting much

Too many dick references? Or not enough?

I can only help fix one of these problems.

 

[haxan7]

Too many dick references? Or not enough?

I can only help fix one of these problems.

i'm gonna hold my tongue

 

[Richard Packer]

i'm gonna hold my tongue

On some dick?

 

[haxan7]

On some dick?

you know it

 

[Rentahamster]

5 second rule.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

mad isn't the same as bored

are my rhymes that dull?

 

[Catphish]

So I made this thread: https://www.neogaf.com/threads/im-a-lucky-boy.1660959/

Is it a high-quality thread? Not at all. High-effort? Also no. It was just a simple burst of enthusiasm and anticipation for some fun shit I'm playing, and fun-looking shit on the horizon.

Did it really deserve to be locked? For what reason, exactly? Just for being low-effort? Hey, the emotion was genuine. Is simple excitement for video games something that's too basic for a video game forum?

Also, would it be too much to ask that an explanation be given when a thread is locked? I'd like to avoid the embarrassment in the future.

I mean, I'm no valued contributor to NeoGAF by any stretch, but certainly I've been around long enough that a little courtesy isn't too much to ask?

 

[Thaedolus]

man we found out Maiden Voyage is Johnny Depp’s doppelgänger and uhhh…I’m pretty sure this was going somewhere other than my raging boner right now…

 

[Maiden Voyage]

man we found out Maiden Voyage is Johnny Depp’s doppelgänger and uhhh…I’m pretty sure this was going somewhere other than my raging boner right now…

 

[haxan7]

are my rhymes that dull?

Yes

 

[Thaedolus]

Murder kitty was apparently scrappin it up…I heard some yowling about 5AM and got up to see what was up, but didn’t really see what was happening. Just now noticed he’s got a patch of fur missing on a hind leg and a couple puncture wounds. Methinks a territorial dispute in which diplomacy failed. Will update more as this war progresses. He seems to be on a rampage against the annual fall mice invasion though, so extra tuna friskies for him

 

[Richard Packer]

Murder kitty was apparently scrappin it up…I heard some yowling about 5AM and got up to see what was up, but didn’t really see what was happening. Just now noticed he’s got a patch of fur missing on a hind leg and a couple puncture wounds. Methinks a territorial dispute in which diplomacy failed. Will update more as this war progresses. He seems to be on a rampage against the annual fall mice invasion though, so extra tuna friskies for him

Took me a while to realize this wasn't a rap diss.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Finally.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Finally.

Constipated?

 

[Putonahappyface]

Constipated?

 

[kanjobazooie]

Fiber is the cure.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Fiber is the cure.

Or a coat hanger, or is that for abortions? I'm pretty sure Blue Peter covered this subject back in the day.

 

[Peggies]

Yesterday, at work: my phone rang, I answered the phone with company and my own name. On the other line a guy's voice bellows "Oh my god, you sound like a sex hotline!"

I'm like

Turns out it was the head of IT Department.

Have a good weekend, GAF

 

[Richard Packer]

John Marston you are too kind.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

John Marston is a gaftional treasure

 

[Thaedolus]

so my wife sells a bunch of toys and shit we don’t use on Facebook all the time and today I was like, what’re you doing with all that money?

“The last six months that’s all just been Venmo’d to your mom for your cell phone bill if you haven’t noticed…”

 

[Richard Packer]

so my wife sells a bunch of toys and shit we don’t use on Facebook all the time and today I was like, what’re you doing with all that money?

“The last six months that’s all just been Venmo’d to your mom for your cell phone bill if you haven’t noticed…”

Your mom pays your cellphone bill?

 

[Thaedolus]

Your mom pays your cellphone bill?

I’m on two joint plans with my parents: cell phone family plan, and car wash plan because I was a fool and bought a black truck. So every month we Venmo them $62 to cover my share of both. I use their HBO and xfinity accounts too but don’t tell the feds

 

[Pantz]

S SlimeGooGoo Cute?

 

[SlimeGooGoo]

S SlimeGooGoo Cute?

Cute drunky waifu

 

[West Texas CEO]

S SlimeGooGoo Cute?

Yes

 

[Putonahappyface]

Your mom pays your cellphone bill?

You know what to do.

 

[Richard Packer]

You know what to do.

 

[Thaedolus]

PIZZA NIGHT BOIS, TAKE AND BAKE MOTHERFUCKERS WE GOT COUPS AND HOT BREAD AND CHEESE AND SAUCE LFG

 

[Richard Packer]

Just want to wish Peggies and only Peggies a happy Monday. Fuck the rest of you. ESPECIALLY YOU Putonahappyface YOU FREAK.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Fuck the rest of you?

You know a little punctuation alteration and your post becomes far more interesting...

Richard Packer​

Fluffer Extraordinaire​

 

[Richard Packer]

You know a little punctuation alteration and your post becomes far more interesting...

Richard Packer​

Fluffer Extraordinaire​

Who says I made a mistake.

 

[Peggies]

Let's do this, guys!

 

[Putonahappyface]

Just want to wish Peggies and only Peggies a happy Monday. Fuck the rest of you. ESPECIALLY YOU Putonahappyface YOU FREAK.

 

[Peggies]

Russell Brand had to be moved from 'uncomfortable' Lily Allen by Jonathan Ross

Russell Brand was shown to be separated from singer Lily Allen, as Jonathan Ross joked she could "go home with her dress still on" in a clip from 2007's Big Fat Quiz Of The Year.

www.express.co.uk

Now they're after Noel Fielding

 

[Thaedolus]

No matter what happens this Monday at least you didn’t misplace an F-35

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Russell Brand had to be moved from 'uncomfortable' Lily Allen by Jonathan Ross

Russell Brand was shown to be separated from singer Lily Allen, as Jonathan Ross joked she could "go home with her dress still on" in a clip from 2007's Big Fat Quiz Of The Year.

www.express.co.uk

Now they're after Noel Fielding

Some people are trying to cancel Richard Ayoade because he said something nice about the guy who wrote the IT crowd. I can't imagine being so fragile.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I stan Ayoade.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Some people are trying to cancel Richard Ayoade because he said something nice about the guy who wrote the IT crowd. I can't imagine being so fragile.

Matt Berry will be next.

 

[Peggies]

Oi nush I see you lurking. Are you good? How's life back home?

 

[nush]

Oi nush I see you lurking. Are you good? How's life back home?

Sometimes good, sometimes bad. I need my own place though.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Matt Berry will be next.

This episode was remarkably still on Netflix last year when I rewatched the show. It's hilarious if you have an actual sense of humor.

 

[Thaedolus]

 

[West Texas CEO]

That Chubb injury is still messing with me.

There have only been a handful of gruesome injuries in sports, and this is one of those.