haxan7
Banned
mad isn't the same as boredSome of his friends got banned.
Just look at his avatar.
mad isn't the same as boredSome of his friends got banned.
Just look at his avatar.
Just look at his avatar.
i'm here, just haven't been posting much
We miss you. Please come back!
i'm here, just haven't been posting much
i'm here, just haven't been posting much
i'm gonna hold my tongueToo many dick references? Or not enough?
I can only help fix one of these problems.
On some dick?i'm gonna hold my tongue
you know itOn some dick?
are my rhymes that dull?mad isn't the same as bored
man we found out Maiden Voyage is Johnny Depp’s doppelgänger and uhhh…I’m pretty sure this was going somewhere other than my raging boner right now…
Yesare my rhymes that dull?
Took me a while to realize this wasn't a rap diss.Murder kitty was apparently scrappin it up…I heard some yowling about 5AM and got up to see what was up, but didn’t really see what was happening. Just now noticed he’s got a patch of fur missing on a hind leg and a couple puncture wounds. Methinks a territorial dispute in which diplomacy failed. Will update more as this war progresses. He seems to be on a rampage against the annual fall mice invasion though, so extra tuna friskies for him
Constipated?Finally.
Constipated?
Fiber is the cure.
Or a coat hanger, or is that for abortions? I'm pretty sure Blue Peter covered this subject back in the day.Fiber is the cure.
Your mom pays your cellphone bill?so my wife sells a bunch of toys and shit we don’t use on Facebook all the time and today I was like, what’re you doing with all that money?
“The last six months that’s all just been Venmo’d to your mom for your cell phone bill if you haven’t noticed…”
I’m on two joint plans with my parents: cell phone family plan, and car wash plan because I was a fool and bought a black truck. So every month we Venmo them $62 to cover my share of both. I use their HBO and xfinity accounts too but don’t tell the fedsYour mom pays your cellphone bill?
YesS SlimeGooGoo Cute?
You know what to do.
Fuck the rest of you?
Who says I made a mistake.You know a little punctuation alteration and your post becomes far more interesting...
Richard Packer
Fluffer Extraordinaire
Just want to wish Peggies and only Peggies a happy Monday. Fuck the rest of you. ESPECIALLY YOU Putonahappyface YOU FREAK.
Some people are trying to cancel Richard Ayoade because he said something nice about the guy who wrote the IT crowd. I can't imagine being so fragile.Russell Brand had to be moved from 'uncomfortable' Lily Allen by Jonathan Ross
Russell Brand was shown to be separated from singer Lily Allen, as Jonathan Ross joked she could "go home with her dress still on" in a clip from 2007's Big Fat Quiz Of The Year.www.express.co.uk
Now they're after Noel Fielding
Matt Berry will be next.Some people are trying to cancel Richard Ayoade because he said something nice about the guy who wrote the IT crowd. I can't imagine being so fragile.
This episode was remarkably still on Netflix last year when I rewatched the show. It's hilarious if you have an actual sense of humor.Matt Berry will be next.