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Richard Packer
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Because of all the anal sex?
Rentahamster
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Correct
Rentahamster
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Despite the anal sex.
Maiden Voyage
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In spite of all the anal sex
Maiden Voyage
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@nightmare-slain because beans make it a very messy situation
Rentahamster
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Despite all of the anal sex.
Richard Packer
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Respite in anal sex
West Texas CEO
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Drink Sprite while anal sex.
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Ozzy Onya A2Z
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RIP, respite in penetration.
badblue
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Eat Lunch while anal sex.
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*wife sees I’m making cheesy eggs for the two year old
*wife asks me to make extra for her to take to work
*get two texts from her about how good they are
*start making plans to make
Richard Packer
proud tonight
*wife asks me to make extra for her to take to work
*get two texts from her about how good they are
*start making plans to make
Richard Packer
proud tonight
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Richard Packer
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*wife sees I’m making cheesy eggs for the two year old
*wife asks me to make extra for her to take to work
*get two texts from her about how good they are
*start making plans to make
Maiden Voyage
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I think old timey village Dankey Kang thumbs up needs to replace the standard like reaction, who’s with me?
Rentahamster
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They missed a good "Bye Felicia" ban message
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*get invited to meeting where lunch was provided but nobody bothered to order you anything
*roast organizer for ordering a PB&J with her salad
*?????
*profit
*roast organizer for ordering a PB&J with her salad
*?????
*profit
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
I think old timey village Dankey Kang thumbs up needs to replace the standard like reaction, who’s with me?
Maiden Voyage
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Putonahappyface
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Yesterday whilst visting the chiropractor for my usual adjustments with him feeling up and down my vertebrae, a conversation broke out between my girlfriend and himself. Whilst they were engaged in general chit chat he placed the palm of his hand on my upper left buttock like someone would casually rest their hand on a bar in a pub.
Longest most awkard thirty seconds of my life.
Longest most awkard thirty seconds of my life.
Putonahappyface
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Why did
Fools idol
get the chop?
Fools idol
get the chop?
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nush
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I've just had a of my mums techno-phobic ignorance. I've got my old laptop hooked up to a monitor with a KB/mouse and she comes into the office space and says I'm using loads of electricity. " You've got three things there using all that electricity" she says accusingly. Then I point out that the laptop and monitor are using power adapters that just pull about 20 volts.
"What's the third?" she points at the keyboard, wireless and I show that it uses a couple of AAA batteries.
This feels just like the early 90's where she'd blame my Megadrive for making the electricity bill so expensive, and not any of the home appliances that actually did use a lot of electricity....
"What's the third?" she points at the keyboard, wireless and I show that it uses a couple of AAA batteries.
This feels just like the early 90's where she'd blame my Megadrive for making the electricity bill so expensive, and not any of the home appliances that actually did use a lot of electricity....
Hudo
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Is that the Playstation handshake ?
nush
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Hudo
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Man. Those were better times.
Maiden Voyage
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Punished Miku
nooo
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LegendOfKage
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I don't understand the ban message. Can anyone explain? Usually a quick search of post history explains things, but I must have missed something.
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John Marston
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I'm not a cat person but enjoy the care and creativity he puts into his avatar
Oh well a month goes by quickly.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Something to do with From software.
I know there's a King's Field thread currently in Gaming , but I dunno.
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Kilau
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This one from the Lies of P easy update thread.
Maybe not specifically this post but it’s the reference in the message, he was on fire in that thread.
Rentahamster
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Damn, going ham about game difficulties.
Personally I don't really give a fuck, but I do like it when the game offers difficult standardized playthrough options or trials so that tryhards like me can show off or fail miserably.
Personally I don't really give a fuck, but I do like it when the game offers difficult standardized playthrough options or trials so that tryhards like me can show off or fail miserably.
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Wait a goddamn minute am I the only one who thinks songs have colors? Someone save me I think I’m an autism now
Wait what happened to Miku? I need coffee but Pneuma by Tool is definitely like a cobalt blue
Wait what happened to Miku? I need coffee but Pneuma by Tool is definitely like a cobalt blue
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Oh my god I’m actually in my late 30s and realizing sounds aren’t colors for other people
Maiden Voyage
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what color is the word weiner
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Pink, duh
Putonahappyface
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That's pretty unusual, but I've heard of this annomily before.
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Dude I know I shit post a lot but the number 8 is orange…I need to go back to sleep
Maiden Voyage
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When people talk to you, do you have your own private light show going off in your head?
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Only after building the new PC…
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