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[Deleted member 1159]

Strongly considering requesting username change to “Windows 95 gum”

Will sleep on it

 

[kanjobazooie]

Had a dream that a red snapper fish was living in my toilet. At the end of the dream I decided to flush the toilet and it made the fish jump and let out a human-like scream, which in turn made me scream and wake up.

Long story short, I'm terrified of fish and toilets now.

 

[Peggies]

Had a dream that a red snapper fish was living in my toilet. At the end of the dream I decided to flush the toilet and it made the fish jump and let out a human-like scream, which in turn made me scream and wake up.

Long story short, I'm terrified of fish and toilets now.

Poor fishi

 

[Peggies]

Sometimes good, sometimes bad. I need my own place though.

Yes, go get your own place with blackjack and hookers!

What's wrong over there? Is it the roommate? The weather? The food?

 

[kanjobazooie]

Poor fishi

Poor me.

 

[Peggies]

Poor me.

Yes, both of you!

 

[nush]

Yes, go get your own place with blackjack and hookers!

What's wrong over there? Is it the roommate? The weather? The food?

This week if anything goes wrong with my mums computer it’s becuse “I’ve touched it”.

“My computer is running slow, you’ve touched it” - diagnosis, it was a slow loading website
“It’s not printing it always prints, you’ve touched it” - diagnosis, it quite literally showing the error that it needs a new ink cartridge.

This is despite the fact that it’s a Mac and I don’t do macs, have my own laptop, iPad, phone and have never touched her computer. Also I’m the one telling her what’s actually wrong.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

We ought to charge an hourly fee for tech support for the geriatric

 

[Peggies]

This week if anything goes wrong with my mums computer it’s becuse “I’ve touched it”.

“My computer is running slow, you’ve touched it” - diagnosis, it was a slow loading website
“It’s not printing it always prints, you’ve touched it” - diagnosis, it quite literally showing the error that it needs a new ink cartridge.

This is despite the fact that it’s a Mac and I don’t do macs, have my own laptop, iPad, phone and have never touched her computer. Also I’m the one telling her what’s actually wrong.

I'm sorry! Moms, amirite?

 

[nush]

We ought to charge an hourly fee for tech support for the geriatric

She prints out whole web pages of things she wants to show me. Just sending a link is not a concept she can manage.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

“Man I’d love a higher position and dat paycheck and…”

*endless complaints and office drama management*

fffffffffuuuuuuuucckkkkk

 

[OmegaSupreme]

The forum sure has been lively. Did something happen?

 

[Putonahappyface]

She prints out whole web pages of things she wants to show me. Just sending a link is not a concept she can manage.

I remember trying to show and explain to my late father how to use messenger on Facebook.

 

[West Texas CEO]

It's tearin' up my heart when I'm with you
But when we are apart, I feel it too
And no matter what I do, I feel the pain
With or without you

 

[Richard Packer]

It's tearin' up my heart when I'm with you
But when we are apart, I feel it too
And no matter what I do, I feel the pain
With or without you

 

[Maiden Voyage]

The forum sure has been lively. Did something happen?

We had a rap battle

 

[Putonahappyface]

It's tearin' up my heart when I'm with you
But when we are apart, I feel it too
And no matter what I do, I feel the pain
With or without you

 

[Putonahappyface]

We had a rap battle

Your rap battles have forced me away.

 

[Putonahappyface]

No ears.

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[Deleted member 1159]

*playing F-Zero 99
*child shows up with a hair brush to make you pretty
“sure go for it”
*keep playing
*feel/hear a snip
*observe child with scissors in hand

Well fuck

 

[Rentahamster]

*playing F-Zero 99
*child shows up with a hair brush to make you pretty
“sure go for it”
*keep playing
*feel/hear a snip
*observe child with scissors in hand

Well fuck

but u pretty now uwu

 

[Peggies]

*playing F-Zero 99
*child shows up with a hair brush to make you pretty
“sure go for it”
*keep playing
*feel/hear a snip
*observe child with scissors in hand

Well fuck

That your kid?

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Kiddo had those tiny eyebrow trimming scissors so thankfully my hair isn’t a catastrophe or anything

 

[Putonahappyface]

Kiddo had those tiny eyebrow trimming scissors so thankfully my hair isn’t a catastrophe or anything

You don't have any cats in the house do you?

 

[Deleted member 1159]

You don't have any cats in the house do you?

I prefer to call him murder kitty, because he’s massacring the typical fall rodent invasion and it’s glorious…except when he leaves their entrails strewn about

 

[Putonahappyface]

I prefer to call him murder kitty, because he’s massacring the typical fall rodent invasion and it’s glorious…except when he leaves their entrails strewn about

Wait until he starts leaving you endearing messages.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Wait until he starts leaving you endearing messages.

Apparently my dad had a cat growing up that would leave the body parts strewn about in perfect circles...and they all found it disturbing and I just recently heard about it

 

[Putonahappyface]

Apparently my dad had a cat growing up that would leave the body parts strewn about in perfect circles...and they all found it disturbing and I just recently heard about it

 

[Deleted member 1159]

It was actually the white walkers in GoT that he said reminded him of it

 

[GymWolf]

So a dude in the cp2077 was banned for 2 weeks on reeee for "ableist slur"

English is not my native language but can you tell me where the ableist slur is?


The game is still very buggy, I wonder if various clippings to the ground, npcs spazing out will never be fixable

Is npcs the ableist part? Or spazing out?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

So a dude in the cp2077 was banned for 2 weeks on reeee for "ableist slur"

English is not my native language but can you tell me where the ableist slur is?


The game is still very buggy, I wonder if various clippings to the ground, npcs spazing out will never be fixable

Is npcs the ableist part? Or spazing out?

Spaz

Definition of SPAZ

one who is inept : klutz… See the full definition

www.merriam-webster.com

I think it's a way to refer to the mentally handicapped in England or something?

 

[Putonahappyface]

So a dude in the cp2077 was banned for 2 weeks on reeee for "ableist slur"

English is not my native language but can you tell me where the ableist slur is?


The game is still very buggy, I wonder if various clippings to the ground, npcs spazing out will never be fixable

Is npcs the ableist part? Or spazing out?

Spazing out.

 

[GymWolf]

What the shit

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Them brits think cookies are biscuits, what more needs to be said?

 

[Putonahappyface]

Them brits think cookies are biscuits, what more needs to be said?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Already forget what happened last time, huh?

American Revolution - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[GymWolf]

Yeah maiden, don't be a cunt, english people also invented english breakfast with eggs and bacon and sausages and other things that i can't eat because i don't wanna die of cardiac arrest at 40 but i love nonetheless.

Also, cookies is basically a synonymous for biscuits, learn some basic english you fool

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Putonahappyface]

Already forget what happened last time, huh?

American Revolution - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[GymWolf]

Shit my gif game is so good it scares me.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Yeah maiden, don't be a cunt, english people also invented english breakfast with eggs and bacon and sausages and other things that i can't eat because i don't wanna die of cardiac arrest at 40 but i love nonetheless.

Also, cookies is basically a synonymous for biscuits, learn some basic english you fool

Some how I think the yanks might have it slightly worse.

 

[GymWolf]

They probably add maple syrup, unsweetened gunpowder and starbucks caramel mocha on top of british breakfast for that for extra energy to go throught the day...or the week.

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Putonahappyface]

I want to delve deeper, but I risk getting political.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Don’t talk up the English breakfast and forget the beans…gatdamn beans for breakfast, one of those things you didn’t know you’re missing out on and only remember to do on a cruise ship.

 

[West Texas CEO]

People in my hood use the word biscuits to describe a woman's ass cheeks.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Don’t talk up the English breakfast and forget the beans…gatdamn beans for breakfast, one of those things you didn’t know you’re missing out on and only remember to do on a cruise ship.

I liked Heinz Baked Beans as a child, but haven't touched them in over thirty years.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I liked Heinz Baked Beans as a child, but haven't touched them in over thirty years.

Not a real staple of my diet but I gotta admit when I’m loading up at the breakfast buffet I’m like…yeah why not, can’t get constipated on this ship…

But then there’s Kansas City BBQ baked beans, that shit is next level. My dad drops a pound of chopped brisket in his…but Jack Stack in KC? My mom brought me home a half gallon of their beans for my birthday and I went through them in like a week