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[Leguna]

BACK FROM THE DEAD! By the “mercy” of the mods my ban has finally been lifted. I realize this review comes REALLY late and I meant to post it back when the game came out but when you are banned there’s little you can do. I’ve developed a new structure for my reviews, short and sweet with my exclusive personal game art attach to it. ENJOY!

PLAYSTATION 2:
Metal Gear Solid 3

FINAL JUDGMENT SCORE: 10 out of 10 PERFECT SCORE
With MGS3, Hideo Kojima has proven himself to be best known entertainer in the world, in my opinion. I know everyone has a right to their own opinion, but damnit if you don’t think this game is extremely well done then, with all due respect, you have no clue. Playing through MGS3 is now listed as one of my favorite moments of my life! Detailed and cinematic gameplay, awesome music by Harry Gregson Williams, and once again the best real-time cinemas in any videogame to date make this the best videogame ever made in my eyes (I’m seeing the future of gaming through this game). Cheers!

GAMEPLAY: 10 out of 10
MUSIC: 10 out of 10
VISUALS: 10 out of 10

Here's my new art that I was inspired to create after completing MGS3:

Hideo Kojima - Director

Solid Snake - David Hayter

Japanese voice actor:

Major Tom/Zero – Jim Piddock

The Boss – Japanese Voice Actor

Volgen – Neil Ross

Raiden - Quinton Flynn

The Colonel – Paul Eiding

Vamp – Phil LaMarr

Solidus Snake – John Cygan

Fatman – Barry Dennen

Olga – Vanessa Marshall

Sergei Gurlukovich - Earl Boen

Emma Emmerich - Jennifer Hale

Harry Gregson Williams

 

[Wario64]

That's one short final judgment, I was expecting more from your time off

 

[Guns N' Poops]

lol

 

[Matlock]

I just realized--my Leguna ownage image is the only one they didn't use. :lol

 

[LukeSmith]

Are you good at Halo 2 yet?

 

[akascream]

Wow, after all that shit talking about gaf, and even creating your own laguna-age, you end up crawling back on your hands and knees like a bitch. GG.

 

[Lyte Edge]

Quick copy n'paste job, eh?

I'll say it again? WHERE'S THE REVIEW? I don't see anything but a tiny blurb and then a bunch of pictures of the voice actors that no one gives a crap about.

 

[heavy liquid]

Hey, look! Pictures!

Where's the beef?

 

[DarienA]

What have you done with the real Leguna?!?!?!?

 

[Lyte Edge]

Where's the beef?

 

[Leguna]

Wario64:
Long reviews are highly over-rated. People don't need to know the story or the absolutely obvious. Reviews are for opinion information only and being that there isn't much bad to say here about the game, it's short and easy for everyone to skim by and read.

Scoot:
My team has improved quite a bit, but if we arrange a game, it's not going to be here, especially after what happened following the last tournament (banned for no reason). If you want to have a tournament, let me know here (my personal and much better forum)...
Finest Hour Gaming

 

[scarybore]

Sergei Gurlukovich - Earl Boen

Wow, how did I miss that? And that Japanese voice actor for Snake looks so pimp!

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

WOW! The true voice has spoken!!! Everything is perfect. No need for explaination of why. :lol :lol

P.S.- We all have no clue if out opinion is not the same, so don't even try it GAF!

 

[Lyte Edge]

Wario64:
Long reviews are highly over-rated. People don't need to know the story or the absolutely obvious. Reviews are for opinion information only and being that there isn't much bad to say here about the game, it's short and easy for everyone to skim by and read.

You didn't write a review. No mention of game play changes, or anything new. Try again.

Scoot:
My team has improved quite a bit, but if we arrange a game, it's not going to be here, especially after what happened following the last tournament (banned for no reason). If you want to have a tournament, let me know here (my personal forum)...
Finest Hour Gaming

How has YOUR (it's not YOUR team either, BTW) team "improved" when you and mann were bitching at each other like always last time you played?

Better remove the link you will likely be banned again.

 

[Chesapeake Silt]

Yeah, nobody wants to read a long review of a videogame. What they really want is to look at lots of pictures of voice actors.

....

 

[Black_Mamba]

>>>

 

[Solid]

Request: Richard Doyle (The Fury) pictures

He's also the voice for Pious Augustus in Eternal Darkness.

 

[Lyte Edge]

Metal Gear Solid is the one series where the English voice actors do just as good a job, if not better, as/than the Japanese voice actors.

 

[Virgin Wii]

BACK FROM THE DEAD! By the “mercy” of the mods my ban has finally been lifted. I realize this review comes REALLY late and I meant to post it back when the game came out but when you are banned there’s little you can do. I’ve developed a new structure for my reviews, short and sweet with my exclusive personal game art to attach to it. ENJOY!

PLAYSTATION 2:
Metal Gear Solid 3

FINAL JUDGMENT SCORE: 10 out of 10 PERFECT SCORE
With MGS3, Hideo Kojima has proven himself to be best known entertainer in the world, in my opinion. I know everyone has a right to their own opinion, but damnit if you don’t think this game is extremely well done then, with all due respect, you have no clue. Playing through MGS3 is now listed as one of my favorite moments of my life! Detailed and cinematic gameplay, awesome music by Harry Gregson Williams, and once again the best real-time cinemas in any videogame to date make this the best videogame ever made in my eyes (I’m seeing the future of gaming through this game). Cheers!

GAMEPLAY: 10 out of 10
MUSIC: 10 out of 10
VISUALS: 10 out of 10

Here's my new art that I was inspired to create after completing MGS3:

Hideo Kojima - Director

Solid Snake - David Hayter

Japanese voice actor:

Major Tom/Zero – Jim Piddock

The Boss – Japanese Voice Actor

Volgen – Neil Ross

Raiden - Quinton Flynn

The Colonel – Paul Eiding

Vamp – Phil LaMarr

Solidus Snake – John Cygan

Fatman – Barry Dennen

Olga – Vanessa Marshall

Sergei Gurlukovich - Earl Boen

Emma Emmerich - Jennifer Hale

Harry Gregson Williams

Strange that so many characters from MGS2 are back in this one. Raiden and EE? I thought for sure they wouldn't be in this game.

 

[Guns N' Poops]

They aren't.

 

[Ramirez]

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FINAL JUDGMENT

 

[u_neek]

Hot art Leguna!

 

[Lyte Edge]

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FINAL JUDGMENT

:lol Damn. I picked the right team to be on for that one.

 

[Drinky Crow]

Reviews are for opinion information only

What makes your opinion so special, especially since you didn't take any extra time to explain yourself?

 

[Agent Dormer]

Nice art, that's for sure.

 

[Leguna]

Agent Dormer:
Thanks I'll have art with all my Final Judgment reviews.

Drinky Crow:
What makes my opinion so special? I have played videogames since I was 5. I've worked for a videogame company. I do CG art for a living. I've worked for Nintendo and I've been on CNN Headline news in a live interview about my gaming life. I have written over 100 reviews for games over the last 6 years and E3 is my vacation place. That's my gaming life in a nutshell. I know what makes a great game. I'd like to be a videogame director perhaps one day (I want to be the next Hideo Kojima).

u_neek:
Funny, but it's nothing compared to Shinkawa's work.

Chesapeake Silt:
I've been writting long ass reviews for a while now and found that no one would actually read the whole thing so now I'm doing like EGM and Famitsu, just a little paragraph review that summarizes that long review.

Lyte Edge:
I bet you more people are going to read that small summary than something as long as my old reviews. For example, you never read the entire review. When I go to IGN to read a review, I don't bother reading most of it. They are terribly boring reviews. I just skip to the summary and the scoring break down.

 

[Sinatar]

I'd like to be a videogame director perhaps one day.

We all pray that never comes to pass.

*shudder*

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Agent Dormer:
Thanks I'll have art with all my Final Judgment reviews.

Drinky Crow:
What makes my opinion so special? I have played videogames since I was 5. I've worked for a videogame company. I do CG art for a living. I've worked for Nintendo and I've been on CNN Headline news in a live interview about my gaming life. I have written over 100 reviews for games over the last 6 years and E3 is my vacation place. That's my gaming life in a nutshell. I know what makes a great game. I'd like to be a videogame director perhaps one day.

u_neek:
Funny, but it's nothing compared to Shinkawa's work.

Chesapeake Silt:
I've been writting long ass reviews for a while now and found that no one would actually read the whole thing so now I'm doing like EGM and Famitsu, just a little paragraph review that summarizes that long review.

Lyte Edge:
I bet you more people are going to read that small summary than something as long as my old reviews. For example, you never read the entire review. When I go to IGN to read a review, I don't bother reading most of it. They are terribly boring reviews. I just skip to the summary and the scoring break down.

i guess your shit doesnt stink then. moron.

 

[Drinky Crow]

What makes my opinion so special? I have played videogames since I was 5. I've worked for a videogame company. I do CG art for a living. I've worked for Nintendo and I've been on CNN Headline news in a live interview about my gaming life. I have written over 100 reviews for games over the last 6 years and E3 is my vacation place. That's my gaming life in a nutshell.

Funny, so have a significant portion of the folks who post here, and they at LEAST feel the urge to qualify their opinions when starting new review threads. You aren't a rockstar here.

 

[Trakball]

You aren't a rockstar here.

You certainly are though, aren't you?

 

[Leguna]

Schafer:
Have you seen anything I've done?

evil solrac v3.0:

i guess your shit doesnt stink then. moron.

What? Make sense man.

Drinky Crow:

You aren't a rockstar here.

Uh, yes I am.

 

[Drinky Crow]

Then you can find a new venue for your hairspray gig. Bye!

 

[Ristamar]

:lol :lol :lol

This thread has suddenly become interesting.

 

[heavy liquid]

Hallelujah!

What a pompous idiot Leguna is.

 

[Kobun Heat]

Now that's what I call a final judgment!

 

[Trakball]

Damn, why do you have to be such a bully, Drinky? You're going to ruin The Big Lebowski for me, too, btw.

 

[Chipopo]

Uh, yes I am.

yeah...we really missed our GA rockstar while he was on hiatus. I mean, we were literally BESIDE ourselves when you got banned.

edit: What banned again? *Is beside himself*

 

[GermanOfficer]

And he's banned again.
Teh drama.

 

[Drinky Crow]

Trakball: me? I'm only a rockstar if you kids wanna make one of me. I'm not here to sell you on me, obviously; unlike leguna, I explain myself when asked, and I've never given a particular fuck what folks think. I provide explanations because that's the fair price for being able to throw my opinion out and have you listen.

Edit: And here I was showing my wife yer awesome avatar last night. That gets me *here*, man.

 

[Trakball]

Trakball: me? I'm only a rockstar if you kids wanna make one of me.

"kids"? I'm older than you, sir.

 

[Drinky Crow]

Then you should realize that A WEB FORUM ABOUT VIDEOGAMES is just that and my occasional blustering isn't anything more than an eye floater in a much more significant perspective: that, in the end, this forum is about entertainment and little else.

 

[beerbelly]

Decent review but I enjoyed the pictures you added. And why are there so many assholes in here?

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

the pestilence is gone. the gods have spoken, thy will be done.

 

[Trakball]

Trakball: me? I'm only a rockstar if you kids wanna make one of me. I'm not here to sell you on me, obviously; unlike leguna, I explain myself when asked...

You wouldn't know since you've probably never been on the receiving end of a ban, but it's really hard to get an explanation from anyone when you can't log into the forums (thus eliminating any possible PMs), you don't know how to contact the administration at GA (another bonus of "stealth modding" I'm sure), and you don't know whose ass to kiss to find the IRC chat room. So your whole "I do what I want and I explain myself!" bit isn't really fair.

I don't like Leguna AT ALL, but I don't know what he did to violate the ToS.

 

[Warm Machine]

Anyone have a pic of Cam Clark / Jimmy Flinders? Didn't he do voices on MGS1?

 

[FortNinety]

Leguna, banned already?! :lol :lol :lol

EDIT: anybody got a link to this laguna-age?

 

[gblues]

And he's banned again.
Teh drama.

 

[Kobun Heat]

And why are there so many assholes in here?

Granted, a "game review" that amounts to something I would have written in eighth grade plus artwork that looks like something I would have drawn in, uh, eighth grade aren't worth more than a chuckle -- except when the person providing them does so with the attitude that he is passing them down from on high to us lowly peasants and expects to be treated like a king because of them. I think the original post could make Mother Teresa want to troll it.

 

[Trakball]

Then you should realize that A WEB FORUM ABOUT VIDEOGAMES is just that and my occasional blustering isn't anything more than an eye floater in a much more significant perspective: that, in the end, this forum is about entertainment and little else.

Why do the people in charge always pull out the "ITS ONLY A VIDEOGAME FORUM ON THE INTARWEB" card? Your "occasional blustering" lessens the enjoyable aspects of this forum considerably, but hey! Who gives a shit when you're the one in charge?

I think the original post could make Mother Teresa want to troll it.

but isn't trolling against the ToS? Oh, only for certain individuals, I get it!

 

[Matlock]

Leguna, banned already?! :lol :lol :lol

EDIT: anybody got a link to this laguna-age?

Trust me, nobody wants to read "Finest Hour Gaming."