I started playing Metro 2033 last week.
I usually have a pretty high tolerance for jank and difficult games. I love Stalker. I love Dark Souls.
But this game pisses me off to almost no end.
The main problem is the janky inconsistency:
-Guards seeminly randomly spot you if you try to sneak by them and not in a way that is any way convincing. It seems scripted the scripting is not transparent.
-Hit the same guy with a knife in the same spot. Sometimes it downs him, sometimes it doesnt.
-Try to jump out of a hole in the ground that you crawled through only to have your dude hump the edge of it over and over again until you jank your way out of the whole.
The part that I'm on right now, at the Communist camp is one of the most infuriating things I've played in the last five years. Scripted stealth bullshit that I have to watch over and over again because I can't auto-save.
"They were yelling and screaming but no one could make it out. Nazi bitches had cut their tongues out..."
I must have heard this conversation at least fifty times at this point. The conversation ends with one character saying "How could a man do this to another" to which I'm tempted to yell out, probably because he played this fucking game wand wanted to murder everything around him as a result.
I'm so angry at this point if I could negative buy the sequel out of principle and spite, I would.
I usually have a pretty high tolerance for jank and difficult games. I love Stalker. I love Dark Souls.
But this game pisses me off to almost no end.
The main problem is the janky inconsistency:
-Guards seeminly randomly spot you if you try to sneak by them and not in a way that is any way convincing. It seems scripted the scripting is not transparent.
-Hit the same guy with a knife in the same spot. Sometimes it downs him, sometimes it doesnt.
-Try to jump out of a hole in the ground that you crawled through only to have your dude hump the edge of it over and over again until you jank your way out of the whole.
The part that I'm on right now, at the Communist camp is one of the most infuriating things I've played in the last five years. Scripted stealth bullshit that I have to watch over and over again because I can't auto-save.
"They were yelling and screaming but no one could make it out. Nazi bitches had cut their tongues out..."
I must have heard this conversation at least fifty times at this point. The conversation ends with one character saying "How could a man do this to another" to which I'm tempted to yell out, probably because he played this fucking game wand wanted to murder everything around him as a result.
I'm so angry at this point if I could negative buy the sequel out of principle and spite, I would.