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[snapty00]

Wow, this game is actually fun!

Anybody who has been skeptical about this game and hasn't tried it really should try it. It's very fun, and you can get used to the controls in less than 30 minutes -- very much unlike the controls in Super Mario 64 DS.

This is where 3D Metroid games should be heading. This game really shows how boring-as-shit the GameCube Metroid games really are.

ROX

 

[Doc Holliday]

Dude, stop smoking the crack!

 

[shibbs]

This game really shows how boring-as-shit the GameCube Metroid games really are.

banded.

 

[Deg]

Snapty said something good about DS and Metroid. This cant be.

 

[olimario]

Hunters is like a PC FPS from 1995.

 

[Shikamaru Ninja]

and NST...

 

[Tritroid]

shibbs...that avatar is wrong on so many levels. :lol

oh and btw, this thread sucks.

 

[Sander]

463.85 KB for that seems excessive :lol

 

[neptunes]

I'm going to be a snitch and report your avatar

Spoiler

tee hee : )

 

[Oni Link 666]

Hunters is the complete opposite of what a Metroid game should play like. I wish they would cancel this game or make some new characters for it.

 

[Tenguman]

In one thread, snapty00 has proven to everyone that he has bad taste when it comes to games.

 

[SonicMegaDrive]

Forget all of that, I'm just bewildered by the fact that something semi-positive about Nintendo came out of Snapty's mouth.

 

[Koshiro]

banded.

:lol :lol :lol @ that avatar.

 

[Naked Snake]

That avatar is half a meg, banded!

 

[cabel]

That avatar is half a meg, banded!

Jesus christ. Whoever created that animated gif needs to have an familiy-and-friends intervention at the Betty Ford Animated GIF Clinic.

Instead of simply LOOPING the 5 frames needed for that -- uh, "hilarious" -- dry humping animation, they ran the animation over the course of 193 goddamned frames and looped that. Ugh. I just threw up a little bit.

Here's a magically smaller version, from 464k to... 15k. Please copy it to your server; also you're a moron.

Love,
C.

 

[Spiritreaver]

Jesus christ. Whoever created that animated gif needs to have an familiy-and-friends intervention at the Betty Ford Animated GIF Clinic.

Instead of simply LOOPING the 5 frames needed for that -- uh, "hilarious" -- dry humping animation, they ran the animation over the course of 193 goddamned frames and looped that. Ugh. I just threw up a little bit.

Here's a magically smaller version, from 464k to... 15k. Please copy it to your server; also you're a moron.

Love,
C.

100 pixel width! TUT TUT!

 

[paul777]

Jesus christ. Whoever created that animated gif needs to have an familiy-and-friends intervention at the Betty Ford Animated GIF Clinic.

Instead of simply LOOPING the 5 frames needed for that -- uh, "hilarious" -- dry humping animation, they ran the animation over the course of 193 goddamned frames and looped that. Ugh. I just threw up a little bit.

Here's a magically smaller version, from 464k to... 15k. Please copy it to your server; also you're a moron.

Love,
C.

Why can't mario come in yours?

 

[Soul4ger]

Jesus christ. Whoever created that animated gif needs to have an familiy-and-friends intervention at the Betty Ford Animated GIF Clinic.

Instead of simply LOOPING the 5 frames needed for that -- uh, "hilarious" -- dry humping animation, they ran the animation over the course of 193 goddamned frames and looped that. Ugh. I just threw up a little bit.

Here's a magically smaller version, from 464k to... 15k. Please copy it to your server; also you're a moron.

Love,
C.

Yours isn't as good. It doesn't have Mario gettin' off in Peach's ass. FIX IT IMMEDIATELY.

 

[Duck of Death]

Jesus christ. Whoever created that animated gif needs to have an familiy-and-friends intervention at the Betty Ford Animated GIF Clinic.

Instead of simply LOOPING the 5 frames needed for that -- uh, "hilarious" -- dry humping animation, they ran the animation over the course of 193 goddamned frames and looped that. Ugh. I just threw up a little bit.

Here's a magically smaller version, from 464k to... 15k. Please copy it to your server; also you're a moron.

Love,
C.

Your version is missing the best part.

 

[cabel]

Yours isn't as good. It doesn't have Mario gettin' off in Peach's ass. FIX IT IMMEDIATELY.

(Well, technically, it looks like he's squirting in his plumber's jeans, not Peach's ass. Also: eww.)

Unfortunately, you can either have a small file, or a jizzing Mario -- you can't have both.

Incidentally, that's also one of the first things Miyamoto teaches new designers.

 

[Amir0x]

This game really shows how boring-as-shit the GameCube Metroid games really are.

ROX

Dude, no.

Just...Just no.

Also, this thread made me lol a lot.

 

[Brannon]

 

[Rocket Punch]

OMFG, I can't stop looking at that avatar...

 

[soundwave05]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

That Mario avatar is the best thing ever and makes up for this stupid thread.

 

[dark10x]

Ugh, good god NO. This thread disgusts me. Hunters is the total opposite of what Metroid should be about...

The fact that one of the NST guys actually said that Metroid has always been about multiplayer only disgusts me more. Metroid is one of the only Nintendo series that I truly still love, and I'd hate to see it drug through the mud any more than it is about to be (thanks to Hunters). They are cheapening the brand name by releasing Hunters.

 

[Kon Tiki]

Ugh, good god NO. This thread disgusts me. Hunters is the total opposite of what Metroid should be about...

The fact that one of the NST guys actually said that Metroid has always been about multiplayer only disgusts me more. Metroid is one of the only Nintendo series that I truly still love, and I'd hate to see it drug through the mud any more than it is about to be (thanks to Hunters). They are cheapening the brand name by releasing Hunters.

I share the exact feelings to a tee.

 

[soundwave05]

:lol :lol

Yeah the smaller version doesn't have Mario cumming, that's the best part.

 

[snapty00]

Don't Go Gay! Go Hunters!™

Ahh, the freedom of thinking without nostalgic feelings for an old, crummy franchise!

 

[Amir0x]

Don't Go Gay! Go Hunters!™

Ahh, the freedom of thinking without nostalgic feelings for an old, crummy franchise!

What? This doesn't even make sense. We want the game to continue heading in the direction it's going; maintaining the classic feel of isolation that Metroid brings in 3D. This has nothing to do with nostalgia and everything to do with what has always made Metroid unique and great.

What you want is Metroid to turn into a console/handheld version of Unreal Tournament. And while Unreal Tournament is awesome, that's clearly not the alure of Metroid gameplay.

 

[snapty00]

HUNTERS ROX

OMGWTFROXXXXXXXXXx

 

[Kon Tiki]

Hunters does show promise for future FPS on NDS. It does not need the Metroid name however,

 

[carbonbased]

Don't Go Gay! Go Hunters!™

Ahh, the freedom of thinking without nostalgic feelings for an old, crummy franchise!

Why the hell do they let idiotic trolls like you still post here? You're not even remotely funny.

 

[mosaic]

Hunters cries for an actual analog stick or two... can't stand using the stylus or the thumb pad on the wrist strap... it's a pain to control with the d-pad/button scheme too....

Someone needs to release a thimble with a stylus point on it for games like this.... part of why I can't stand the thumb pad on the strap is it slips so easily and I end up getting fingerprints on the screen.

 

[snapty00]

The stylus controls rock. I hate that stupid thumbstrap or whatever, though. It's useless.

After about 20 minutes, I was used enough to the stylus controls that I could easily do pretty much everything the game has to offer. One thing I don't like, though, is that you double-tap the screen to jump.

 

[olimario]

Hunters cries for an actual analog stick or two... can't stand using the stylus or the thumb pad on the wrist strap... it's a pain to control with the d-pad/button scheme too....

Someone needs to release a thimble with a stylus point on it for games like this.... part of why I can't stand the thumb pad on the strap is it slips so easily and I end up getting fingerprints on the screen.

This game is simple and intuitive with the dpad and stylus.
I got through the demo just fine, only missing a couple shots.

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

Here's a magically smaller version, from 464k to... 15k. Please copy it to your server; also you're a moron.

Love,
C.

You cut out his mighty climax...

 

[Grubdog]

Who cares, it's not like Metroid Hunters magically makes other Metroid games worse, I don't understand you people. "oh NOEZ the metroid franchise is ruined!1"

 

[MetatronM]

Watching this while listening to David Bowie's "Golden Years" is strangely hypnotic.

 

[MoxManiac]

Isn't Metroid Prime Hunters deathmatch oriented? That's sure not why I like the series.

 

[ImNotLikeThem]

honestly though, I've always wondered what a "backstory" type game would be like, where you get to see how samus came to become a bounter hunter, perhaps either by doing the actual bounty hunting, or a training simulation like this game is apparently going to be. as long as it doesn't become the norm for metroid games, and doesn't do something f'ed up with the storyline, i could care less. if it's a good game, go for it. if it sucks, never ever do it again.

 

[Mejilan]

I was impressed with what was accomplished with the MPH demo. It's got a long way to go before it's a viable game, and even longer before I'll believe it to be a good Metroid game, but they have gotten off to a better-than-I-expected start, so far.

 

[scorcho]

Jesus christ. Whoever created that animated gif needs to have an familiy-and-friends intervention at the Betty Ford Animated GIF Clinic.

Instead of simply LOOPING the 5 frames needed for that -- uh, "hilarious" -- dry humping animation, they ran the animation over the course of 193 goddamned frames and looped that. Ugh. I just threw up a little bit.

Here's a magically smaller version, from 464k to... 15k. Please copy it to your server; also you're a moron.

Love,
C.

you must have a lot of free time. can you help me edit my paper?

 

[ghostface]

Jesus christ. Whoever created that animated gif needs to have an familiy-and-friends intervention at the Betty Ford Animated GIF Clinic.

Instead of simply LOOPING the 5 frames needed for that -- uh, "hilarious" -- dry humping animation, they ran the animation over the course of 193 goddamned frames and looped that. Ugh. I just threw up a little bit.

Here's a magically smaller version, from 464k to... 15k. Please copy it to your server; also you're a moron.

Love,
C.

You are one bitter nerd.

 

[Rorschach]

:lol :lol @ this thread.

 

[fallout]

:lol :lol @ this thread.

Fuck the thread, :lol :lol @ the avatar.

 

[mumu]

You are one bitter nerd.

You're just jealous of his skills.

 

[john tv]

This game is simple and intuitive with the dpad and stylus.
I got through the demo just fine, only missing a couple shots.

Nintendo could force you to play with chopsticks and a blindfold and you'd still say it was simple and intuitive.

 

[Amir0x]

Nintendo could force you to play with chopsticks and a blindfold and you'd still say it was simple and intuitive.

It's a blind simulator, duh. You just can't understand how they work!*


*I really like how Metroid Hunters controls using the stylus, btw.

 

[etiolate]

An abridged version.

And snapty is so wrong its tragic.

 

[krypt0nian]

HUNTERS ROX

OMGWTFROXXXXXXXXXx

Someone's begging to have his username changed to "Takes Miyamoto up the ass" with special secret Password.

Brilliant! :lol