Metroid Hunters >>>>>>> Prime and Echoes

snapty00

Banned
Wow, this game is actually fun!

Anybody who has been skeptical about this game and hasn't tried it really should try it. It's very fun, and you can get used to the controls in less than 30 minutes -- very much unlike the controls in Super Mario 64 DS.

This is where 3D Metroid games should be heading. This game really shows how boring-as-shit the GameCube Metroid games really are.

ROX
 
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463.85 KB for that seems excessive :lol
 
Hunters is the complete opposite of what a Metroid game should play like. I wish they would cancel this game or make some new characters for it.
 
Naked Snake said:
That avatar is half a meg, banded!

Jesus christ. Whoever created that animated gif needs to have an familiy-and-friends intervention at the Betty Ford Animated GIF Clinic.

Instead of simply LOOPING the 5 frames needed for that -- uh, "hilarious" -- dry humping animation, they ran the animation over the course of 193 goddamned frames and looped that. Ugh. I just threw up a little bit.

Here's a magically smaller version, from 464k to... 15k. Please copy it to your server; also you're a moron.

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Love,
C.
 
cabel said:
Jesus christ. Whoever created that animated gif needs to have an familiy-and-friends intervention at the Betty Ford Animated GIF Clinic.

Instead of simply LOOPING the 5 frames needed for that -- uh, "hilarious" -- dry humping animation, they ran the animation over the course of 193 goddamned frames and looped that. Ugh. I just threw up a little bit.

Here's a magically smaller version, from 464k to... 15k. Please copy it to your server; also you're a moron.

MarioSmall.gif


Love,
C.
100 pixel width! TUT TUT!
 
cabel said:
Jesus christ. Whoever created that animated gif needs to have an familiy-and-friends intervention at the Betty Ford Animated GIF Clinic.

Instead of simply LOOPING the 5 frames needed for that -- uh, "hilarious" -- dry humping animation, they ran the animation over the course of 193 goddamned frames and looped that. Ugh. I just threw up a little bit.

Here's a magically smaller version, from 464k to... 15k. Please copy it to your server; also you're a moron.

MarioSmall.gif


Love,
C.


Why can't mario come in yours?
 
cabel said:
Jesus christ. Whoever created that animated gif needs to have an familiy-and-friends intervention at the Betty Ford Animated GIF Clinic.

Instead of simply LOOPING the 5 frames needed for that -- uh, "hilarious" -- dry humping animation, they ran the animation over the course of 193 goddamned frames and looped that. Ugh. I just threw up a little bit.

Here's a magically smaller version, from 464k to... 15k. Please copy it to your server; also you're a moron.

MarioSmall.gif


Love,
C.

Yours isn't as good. It doesn't have Mario gettin' off in Peach's ass. FIX IT IMMEDIATELY.
 
cabel said:
Jesus christ. Whoever created that animated gif needs to have an familiy-and-friends intervention at the Betty Ford Animated GIF Clinic.

Instead of simply LOOPING the 5 frames needed for that -- uh, "hilarious" -- dry humping animation, they ran the animation over the course of 193 goddamned frames and looped that. Ugh. I just threw up a little bit.

Here's a magically smaller version, from 464k to... 15k. Please copy it to your server; also you're a moron.

MarioSmall.gif


Love,
C.

Your version is missing the best part. :D
 
Soul4ger said:
Yours isn't as good. It doesn't have Mario gettin' off in Peach's ass. FIX IT IMMEDIATELY.

(Well, technically, it looks like he's squirting in his plumber's jeans, not Peach's ass. Also: eww.)

Unfortunately, you can either have a small file, or a jizzing Mario -- you can't have both.

Incidentally, that's also one of the first things Miyamoto teaches new designers.
 
Ugh, good god NO. This thread disgusts me. Hunters is the total opposite of what Metroid should be about...

The fact that one of the NST guys actually said that Metroid has always been about multiplayer only disgusts me more. Metroid is one of the only Nintendo series that I truly still love, and I'd hate to see it drug through the mud any more than it is about to be (thanks to Hunters). They are cheapening the brand name by releasing Hunters.
 
dark10x said:
Ugh, good god NO. This thread disgusts me. Hunters is the total opposite of what Metroid should be about...

The fact that one of the NST guys actually said that Metroid has always been about multiplayer only disgusts me more. Metroid is one of the only Nintendo series that I truly still love, and I'd hate to see it drug through the mud any more than it is about to be (thanks to Hunters). They are cheapening the brand name by releasing Hunters.
I share the exact feelings to a tee.
 
snapty00 said:
Don't Go Gay! Go Hunters!™

Ahh, the freedom of thinking without nostalgic feelings for an old, crummy franchise!

What? This doesn't even make sense. We want the game to continue heading in the direction it's going; maintaining the classic feel of isolation that Metroid brings in 3D. This has nothing to do with nostalgia and everything to do with what has always made Metroid unique and great.

What you want is Metroid to turn into a console/handheld version of Unreal Tournament. And while Unreal Tournament is awesome, that's clearly not the alure of Metroid gameplay.
 
snapty00 said:
Don't Go Gay! Go Hunters!™

Ahh, the freedom of thinking without nostalgic feelings for an old, crummy franchise!
Why the hell do they let idiotic trolls like you still post here? You're not even remotely funny.
 
Hunters cries for an actual analog stick or two... can't stand using the stylus or the thumb pad on the wrist strap... it's a pain to control with the d-pad/button scheme too....

Someone needs to release a thimble with a stylus point on it for games like this.... part of why I can't stand the thumb pad on the strap is it slips so easily and I end up getting fingerprints on the screen.
 
The stylus controls rock. I hate that stupid thumbstrap or whatever, though. It's useless.

After about 20 minutes, I was used enough to the stylus controls that I could easily do pretty much everything the game has to offer. One thing I don't like, though, is that you double-tap the screen to jump.
 
mosaic said:
Hunters cries for an actual analog stick or two... can't stand using the stylus or the thumb pad on the wrist strap... it's a pain to control with the d-pad/button scheme too....

Someone needs to release a thimble with a stylus point on it for games like this.... part of why I can't stand the thumb pad on the strap is it slips so easily and I end up getting fingerprints on the screen.

This game is simple and intuitive with the dpad and stylus.
I got through the demo just fine, only missing a couple shots.
 
Who cares, it's not like Metroid Hunters magically makes other Metroid games worse, I don't understand you people. "oh NOEZ the metroid franchise is ruined!1"
 
honestly though, I've always wondered what a "backstory" type game would be like, where you get to see how samus came to become a bounter hunter, perhaps either by doing the actual bounty hunting, or a training simulation like this game is apparently going to be. as long as it doesn't become the norm for metroid games, and doesn't do something f'ed up with the storyline, i could care less. if it's a good game, go for it. if it sucks, never ever do it again.
 
I was impressed with what was accomplished with the MPH demo. It's got a long way to go before it's a viable game, and even longer before I'll believe it to be a good Metroid game, but they have gotten off to a better-than-I-expected start, so far.
 
cabel said:
Jesus christ. Whoever created that animated gif needs to have an familiy-and-friends intervention at the Betty Ford Animated GIF Clinic.

Instead of simply LOOPING the 5 frames needed for that -- uh, "hilarious" -- dry humping animation, they ran the animation over the course of 193 goddamned frames and looped that. Ugh. I just threw up a little bit.

Here's a magically smaller version, from 464k to... 15k. Please copy it to your server; also you're a moron.

MarioSmall.gif


Love,
C.
you must have a lot of free time. can you help me edit my paper?
 
cabel said:
Jesus christ. Whoever created that animated gif needs to have an familiy-and-friends intervention at the Betty Ford Animated GIF Clinic.

Instead of simply LOOPING the 5 frames needed for that -- uh, "hilarious" -- dry humping animation, they ran the animation over the course of 193 goddamned frames and looped that. Ugh. I just threw up a little bit.

Here's a magically smaller version, from 464k to... 15k. Please copy it to your server; also you're a moron.

MarioSmall.gif


Love,
C.
You are one bitter nerd.
 
olimario said:
This game is simple and intuitive with the dpad and stylus.
I got through the demo just fine, only missing a couple shots.
Nintendo could force you to play with chopsticks and a blindfold and you'd still say it was simple and intuitive. :p
 
john tv said:
Nintendo could force you to play with chopsticks and a blindfold and you'd still say it was simple and intuitive. :p

It's a blind simulator, duh. You just can't understand how they work!*


*I really like how Metroid Hunters controls using the stylus, btw.
 
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