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[TelemachusD]

Having different strokes be separate events is dumb. It should just be swim as fast as you can, however you want. If they have all these extra swimming events, why don't they do the same for track races? Have a 100m crab walk, a 100m backwards run, a 100m hop on one foot, etc.

 

[Kusagari]

Which Brit changed the thread title?

 

[RukusProvider]

I'm all for countries being proud of their achievements. But book-ending patriotism with an allegation of jealousy is pretty immature and smacks of insecurity.

19 medals. Nothing to be insecure about on this side.

The real story here are the insecure thread title changes without manning up.

 

[marrec]

Having different strokes be separate events is dumb. It should just be swim as fast as you can, however you want. If they have all these extra swimming events, why don't they do the same for track races? Have a 100m crab walk, a 100m backwards run, a 100m hop on one foot, etc.

Well you do have the Hurdles... and the Relay.

 

[Seanspeed]

Having different strokes be separate events is dumb. It should just be swim as fast as you can, however you want. If they have all these extra swimming events, why don't they do the same for track races? Have a 100m crab walk, a 100m backwards run, a 100m hop on one foot, etc.

Even something where they've got to like, jump over shit, throughout the race.

 

[SmokyDave]

Korey is the greatest Lolympian of all time. All time.

19 medals. Nothing to be insecure about on this side.

Well, there's the fact that you're behind China overall

 

[Loxley]

The original thread title was a little bait-ish :/

 

[daviyoung]

19 medals. Nothing to be insecure about on this side.

The real story here are the insecure thread title changes without manning up.

See? You can't help it. Big up yourself, not by putting others down.

 

[twobear]

The only problem with the new thread is that the joke is less obvious.

 

[Steelrain]

See? You can't help it. Big up yourself, not by putting others down.

lol

 

[Raist]

What has France invented besides the losing of wars to England?

Heh. If I were you I wouldn't take that example to argue England/Britian's superiority. Might wanna check some history books

 

[twobear]

Heh. If I were you I wouldn't take that example to argue England/Britian's superiority. Might wanna check some history books

I checked the history books and it said NELSON AND WELLINGTON.

 

[RukusProvider]

Well, there's the fact that you're behind China overall

Wasn't aware thread is about overall gold medal count so far.

 

[NathanMcMahon]

Acquiescing to the Germans.

hey, hey, hey. If The Saboteur taught me anything, it was nothing because I didn't play it, but trying to write the game title down taught me how to spell it, so, GO PARIS!

 

[SmokyDave]

Wasn't aware thread is about overall gold medal count so far.

Eh, yeah, you're right. Korey is crafty as a fox.

(Dude was right though, your chest-beating did sound kinda insecure)

 

[Raist]

I checked the history books and it said NELSON AND WELLINGTON.

Yeah. Cool. If you ignore the remaining 600 years or so of history of France vs England conflicts, I guess it works for you

 

[RukusProvider]

See? You can't help it. Big up yourself, not by putting others down.

If you don't knock down 2nd rate citizens, how will they know they are 2nd rate? Think about it!

 

[TelemachusD]

Well you do have the Hurdles... and the Relay.

There's no swimming equivalent to hurdles. Hurdles are an actual obstacle. It'd be like having a swimming event where you had to swim down and up to get past barriers in the pool. All swimming events are identical, except for strokes; the relay is just the same event x4.

 

[twobear]

Yeah. Cool. If you ignore the remaining 600 years or so of history of France vs England conflicts, I guess it works for you

 

[daviyoung]

If you don't knock down 2nd rate citizens, how will they know they are 2nd rate? Think about it!

I should be so lucky to be considered as high as 2nd.

 

[RukusProvider]

I'll see if there's a spoken-word version of the OP for you.

Maybe you think you're posting in the overall Olympics thread. Let's hope that is the case.

 

[Coquette]

Oh come on now. He's a great athlete, but the greatest athlete in the world?

Dude's a swimmer. Anyone can swim. Not anyone can drive a Formula 1 car, let alone win 7 world championships.

Lol, hardly.

 

[SmokyDave]

Maybe you think you're posting in the overall Olympics thread. Let's hope that is the case.

Nah, I thought Korey had mentioned that US were #1 in the overall standings, but he actually didn't. Like I said, he's crafty.

At the time of this post, the USA is ranked #1 on the 2012 Olympics medal count.

My mind slipped 'gold' in there.

 

[Impeccable]

Maybe you think you're posting in the overall Olympics thread. Let's hope that is the case.

Psst, re-read the OP.

 

[Anth0ny]

Still the greatest Olympian in my book:

It's true, it's true.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

Still the greatest Olympian in my book:

It's true, it's true.

I have a question about that.

People think that Angle ruined himself by going all WWF/WWE.

You think his general perception would have been better if MMA was a more valid option back then?

 

[Steelrain]

Psst, re-read the OP.

Maybe you should make that happen first.

 

[Impeccable]

Maybe you should make that happen first.

I misread other stuff and lost the train of bickering, not the OP.

 

[LosDaddie]

Great job Phelps. I love the patriotic aspects of the of the Olympics. Team USA should be proud.

The bitterness in this thread is beautiful.

19 medals. Nothing to be insecure about on this side.

The real story here are the insecure thread title changes without manning up.

Killing it in here.

IYou think his general perception would have been better if MMA was a more valid option back then?

You think MMA has any chance of becoming an Olympic sport? Man, I sure hope so. Maybe 2020?

 

[Impeccable]

You think MMA has any chance of becoming an Olympic sport? Man, I sure hope so. Maybe 2020?

Most people don't like point fighting in MMA as it stands now.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

MMA has no chance of becoming an Olympic sport.

If anything from MMA does, maybe submission grappling.

 

[Pinko Marx]

See? You can't help it. Big up yourself, not by putting others down.

I don't think you understand how we do things here in America.

 

[freenudemacusers]

YEAH AMERICA #1

ALL OTHER COUNTRIES #2

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

He's one hell of an athlete and deserves the medals. Congrats to him.

 

[diffusionx]

I think China's accomplishment is due to their hiring of foreign coaching for swimming. However, China has a pretty shady history of cheating in simple ways, such as altering birth certificates, and more complex ways, wanton doping.

Every country does it. Give me a break.

I find it quite rude that the first thing everyone talks about when a non-American goes fast is that they might be doping. Costas was talking it up last night. Fuck Costas.

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

Every country does it. Give me a break.

I find it quite rude that the first thing everyone talks about when a non-American goes fast is that they might be doping. Costas was talking it up last night. Fuck Costas.

This is because people won't leave Lance Armstrong alone.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

Every country does it. Give me a break.

I find it quite rude that the first thing everyone talks about when a non-American goes fast is that they might be doping. Costas was talking it up last night. Fuck Costas.

You can't read.

I said that the Chinese vicotry was due to their hiring of foreign coaches, but China has a history of doping.

But the two instances I brought up, doping in swimming and false birth certificates for gymnasts, they are guilty on both counts historically.

 

[twobear]

This is because people won't leave Lance Armstrong alone.

By 'people' do you mean 'drug testing authorities'?

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

By 'people' do you mean 'drug testing authorities'?

And people who love cancer.

I dunno how Lance does it to be honest. Do I think he doped? Given the culture of cycling. Hell yes. I'm intrigued to find out how though since he has been tested so damn much.

 

[freenudemacusers]

By 'people' do you mean 'drug testing authorities'?

we have the best doping scientists in the world

amerrrriiiiicaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Neffarias_Bredd]

I consider decathaletes the best athletes in the world. They have to be great at everything

 

[diffusionx]

You can't read.

I said that the Chinese vicotry was due to their hiring of foreign coaches, but China has a history of doping.

But the two instances I brought up, doping in swimming and false birth certificates for gymnasts, they are guilty on both counts historically.

Yea, and my point was that every country cheats. There's no proof with this swimmer, right? Why didn't Costas talk about how China hired a bunch of foreign coaches?

I know the types of rubes that NBC's telecast is geared towards (it's most obvious during the gymnastics), but I still think it was pretty messed up to go right into the doping talk.

 

[Salvadora]

And people who love cancer.

I dunno how Lance does it to be honest. Do I think he doped? Given the culture of cycling. Hell yes. I'm intrigued to find out how though since he has been tested so damn much.

Haven't they got a huge amount of witnesses that will testify that they saw him doping?

 

[Hyuga]

.

Fuck yeah!

 

[twobear]

we have the best doping scientists in the world

amerrrriiiiicaaaaaaaaaaaaa

They need to be because Americans are the most untrustworthy, too.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

Yea, and my point was that every country cheats. There's no proof with this swimmer, right? Why didn't Costas talk about how China hired a bunch of foreign coaches?

I know the types of rubes that NBC's telecast is geared towards (it's most obvious during the gymnastics), but I still think it was pretty messed up to go right into the doping talk.

Then you chose the worst quote to respond to.

Haven't they got a huge amount of witnesses that will testify that they saw him doping?

There was something weird about the people who testified against him were then given lesser charges or immunity by the doping people, or something?

 

[caramac]

Yeah, well ..........we got the BBC.

 

[gcubed]

Haven't they got a huge amount of witnesses that will testify that they saw him doping?

that doesn't mean much if they can't find a positive test in the thousands they took of him

 

[Insane Metal]

Phelps? Bleh.

Nothing against the USA, I just don't like him

 

[twobear]

Yeah, well ..........we got the BBC.

And the NHS.