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Mini Mafia III |OT| An Amazing Alien Abduction Adventure

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
gifs are so cliche, impressions are the true caught scum act

Grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble

You all are idiots. Having to play with you causes me physical pain. Everyone should play exactly like me (ie have zero fun). Why do you all even bother reading posts not written by me.

Grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble
 

CzarTim

Member
Grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble

You all are idiots. Having to play with you causes me physical pain. Everyone should play exactly like me (ie have zero fun). Why do you all even bother reading posts not written by me.

Grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble

account sharing is against the rule, crab
 
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Deleted member 231381

Unconfirmed Member
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Kawl_USC

Member
Grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble

You all are idiots. Having to play with you causes me physical pain. Everyone should play exactly like me (ie have zero fun). Why do you all even bother reading posts not written by me.

Grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble
I'm so happy palmer is playing with us again
 

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
We're still in MyLo tomorrow feels bad man.
 

Gorlak

Banned
In the matter of crab:

#221 first serious post, questions for ouro, me, lp and kyan
votes lp

some talk about how to play the game #270
called out by tim #278
bad intent pic #280
Tim wants more contributions from Crab.

After Kawl and bats vote him, he comes back with this explanation #397, which seemed plausible at the time.

#408 - On the one hand he goes after Ourobolus for his lack of content and his reasoning on Time. On the other hand he writes a poem for squidyj who wasn't contributing anything. Again questions for Haly, Kyan, Czar.
Discussion with Kyan and Haly entails.

After Tim votes him, he comes back with #445 I'm active.

Defends himself against Kawl's post #470.

Pushes for Ouro 475. 510

#513 mention of squidyj

#525 defends me against bats pushing for me.

#570 famed question for a case against LP
#574 votes LP after no case was presented

#621 confirms it was self-interest to change from ouro to lp

#654 nk interpretation

He discusses scenarios and letters #756, 767 and goes after Kyan when he changes story. #801 unvotes and shames kyan

#852 shames anyone voting him, questioned by me, follow up 867 and 877, he omits my question concerning indirect vs. direct callouts.

Today after Kawl reveals mason status he joins #979 claiming cop.

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and now everyone is posting gifs... great. well, I still want to look for team connections.
 
Setting Proper Volume and How to Always be Prepared with Pocket Utilities

The rise of the crustacean enemy was not unforeseen though it had been inwardly dismissed in the minds of many, seeing that there were other more pressing concerns, such as Unstable Doorways, Local Warming and releasing a safe guideline on acceptable volume of The Eye of the Tiger. Regardless, the Crab wasn't particularly bogged down by such worries. It was a majestic self-possessed entity. It had its own agenda. It was convinced that it was the right time and the right place to ascertain its dominion upon the soft-fleshed bipedal mammalian friends.

"GRRRR" It began.

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With a deft and alarmingly graceful taps of its limbs, it started to jitterbug across the room, attracting both attention and scorn, and then it started to spew eloquent and convincing verbal aggressions. The rest of the passengers were taken aback and huddled together at one corner, whispering to each other that a Crab had no proper business whatsoever with a knife.

Swish. Swish. The Crab threatened forward and diagonally with its tiny dagger.

"B...but, it's so tiny! And so cute!" Yelled one of the passengers, with affection colouring his voice.

"Dont encourage it, fool!"

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Slash. Slash. The Crab advanced giddily at this non-descript participant, grinning ear to ear as it grew in size and proportions with every passing second. Bigger and bigger and bigger! Eventually it transformed into a massive structure of destruction and death, snapping and clicking its gigantic pincers, as it boomed in laughter and terror!

"Well, now we've done it." Sighed a ruggedly handsome passenger. ”Who's hungry for seafood?"

Everyone put their hands up in unison.

A lottery was quickly drawn and the lucky winner took a bazooka out of his trousers' pocket. He mounted it upon his shoulder and took aim at the colossal dinner material. BOOM!

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Crab has died !

Mafia Goon

Welcome, Crab. You are a Mafia Goon, along with your partner(s): [redacted].

Abilities:

Factional communication: here.
Factional kill: Each night phase, one of you or your partner(s) may perform the factional kill.

Win condition:

You win when the Mafia obtain equal or more than town numbers or nothing can prevent this from occurring.

”So, who has salt and pepper?"

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Day 3 has ended

Day 4 Rises:
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DAY 3 FINAL VOTE TALLY:

Crab (5)
squidyj 1029
Haly 1030
Kawl_USC 1073
CzarTim 1074
Kyanrute 1078

Haly (0): squidyj 915 1029

Gorlak (0): Kawl_USC 1033 1073

No active vote for Day 3: Crab, Gorlak, melonrabbit

Day 3 Postcount: Crab 15, CzarTim 32, Gorlak 10, Haly 33, Kawl_USC 46, Kyanrute 18, melonrabbit 6, squidyj 17


5 votes for majority

NIGHT ACTIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED UP TO TWO HOURS BEFORE DAY STARTS..... or they will decided at moderator's discretion

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melonrabbit has failed to meet post requirements because you guys turbo :C melon has now received spoder mod-glare. pls try to make 10 delicious posts next day phase, melon. ty
 
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With great dinner comes great indigestion. Occasionally.

Maybe that crab meal was too much, after all. Too much of a good thing was generating a level of ill will between the abductees, and they wandered off in their own spaces during the night. Some did serious soul searching and other, more pragmatic ones, were busy trying to escape the unpleasant vehicle upon which they had been trapped. One of them was muttering that yelp score was probably rigged and that he would never recommend the Heart of Darkness Mark I to anyone. Except maybe his neighbours. Those people probably deserve worse things.

As he walked, he suddenly came upon an exit door, and that it was opened. Apparently, they had landed somewhere. There was breathable air. He timidly looked around. Everything was quiet. Coast was clear.

Or, was it!?? A lump near the dark corner of the hangar arrested his eyes. It was the size of a basket ball, roughly. Except that it had hair. The thought made his skin crawl and the crab in his stomach crawled back upwards. It was a human head! No! He backed away, disgusted and a little excited. As his attention was transfixed upon the severed head, it started to move and grow limbs out of its sides... transforming rapidly into ... a SPIDER?!

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NO! The Alien was telling the truth after all! There are some amongst the humans who weren't quite humans! He bolted and ran down the length of the hangar. He saw some weapons hanging near the landing door and equipped himself duly.

"Just you try now coming closer to me, you monster! I'll make you eat lead!!"

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He ran out. He saw some shadows moving and he opened fire! YEAH!

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU LEAVE FIREARMS UNSECURED IN YOUR VEHICLE WITH A FOUR YEAR OLD!"

And then he was Spider food. The End.

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Kawl_USC has died !

Town Mason

Welcome, Kawl_USC, you are a Town Mason along with your partner, batsnacks.

Abilities:

You are confirmed town to your mason partner and vice versa. You are permitted to talk to your partner during the game: here.

Win condition:

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated and there is at least one town player alive.
Day 4 begins

Day 4 Ends in:
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Majority for Day 4: 4
 

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
I've already made my case last day phase. Nothing happened towards the end of day to make me change my mind.

Also, lul:

No active vote for Day 3: Crab, Gorlak, melonrabbit

I mean if this isn't mafia holding back their votes in hopes for a quick hammer I don't know what it is.
 
I've already made my case last day phase. Nothing happened towards the end of day to make me change my mind.

Also, lul:



I mean if this isn't mafia holding back their votes in hopes for a quick hammer I don't know what it is.

I just don't want to be fired over mafia. Even if I hate my job.

Also, while we're at it I'm thrilled you guys turbo'd while I was at work and got me in trouble with the spider.

Thrilled.
 
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