How about they have a weight limit for umps.
So umps like Joe West aren't blocking cameras with their fat ass.
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MLB 2014 Season |OT| This Year, We Put Some Mustard on It.
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How about they have a weight limit for umps.
So umps like Joe West aren't blocking cameras with their fat ass.
Robot Umpire Defense Force
That is already proven not to work by this system. The robots would be manufactured in NY as well.
Fine they will be built by the Mets.
So expect them to have to be repaired every 2 innings
HarryDemeanor
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Damn I missed this. Tuned in right as Puig and Pence got up and left.
Also Francesa is on Fox Sports 1 now? I was changing channels and saw him reading stats from the MLB season. I'd watch this guy read a newspaper.
they will be built by Google, Apple and Microsoft so the Giants and Mariners will be in the world series every year.
Perfect, then the Mariners will have a built-in advantage!! God knows we need all the help we can get!!
disillusion386
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Fascinating article about Puig's defection on LA Mag: http://www.lamag.com/features/2014/04/13/escape-from-cuba-yasiel-puigs-untold-journey-to-the-dodgers
And nobody will know they exist except for a few nerds online.
Part the blame for so many Tommy John surgeries lately. Kids are specializing early instead of playing multi-sports, so they're throwing a ton of pitches in high school. Plus college don't give a crap and overwork them. Pitchers are throwing WAY too many pitches before they go pro.
Dominican Power
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It's earlier than that. Kids are wearing and tearing their arms at 12 years old.
IAmRandom31
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Dominican Power
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Homer Bailey fucking sucks.
Also, some extra clarification for some thinking I'm just bitter about Red Sox being on the losing end of the replay to the glorious NY Yankees, that is not the case.
Both of the notable replay examples this weekend contrast every ounce of reasoning of why they implemented the fucking thing in the first place. I first thought Farrell was just being salty. Having been at PAX East the entire weekend and not being able to watch all of the games. Upon the replays...hooooolyshieeeetttt
Both of the notable replay examples this weekend contrast every ounce of reasoning of why they implemented the fucking thing in the first place. I first thought Farrell was just being salty. Having been at PAX East the entire weekend and not being able to watch all of the games. Upon the replays...hooooolyshieeeetttt
Peralta helping him out early, lets hope the big inning doesn't come for him tonight
ConradCervantes
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Four-seamer down the pipe. Brilliant strategy, Garza.
Floor falls out from underneath them tonight, eighteen-game losing streak incoming.
Floor falls out from underneath them tonight, eighteen-game losing streak incoming.
you guys are facing Lynn so you're always in the game while he's on the mound
Dominican Power
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Homer Bailey is a good damn thief.
peteykirch
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Robot Umpire Defense Force
They'll implant the Robot Umps with the AI of Angel Hernandez.
On your fantasy team?
HEY! shh
Little Green Yoda
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Man, Craig is really struggling out of the gate this season. Wonder if his foot is still bothering him.
BFIB
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He looks ok, just looks a little behind at the plate.
I hope they can turn it up against these Rangers. I was hoping it was just because of the A's pitching.
looks like it's either timing or he's just not seeing the ball well, hopefully he finds it soon though
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