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MLB 2016 Regular Season Official Thread - Do Not Attempt to Ketchup

spyder_ur

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OK I was with you until Johnny Dickshot.
 
Every time I go look at Bobby Bonilla and see him getting paid $1,193,248 every year in deferred salary from now until 2035 I have to laugh.

OMG this Dickshot article:

He won the nickname "Ugly" because of his self-proclaimed status as the "ugliest man in baseball"... Dickshot worked at a North Chicago steel mill in the off-season.... Soon after his retirement, Dickshot opened a tavern called the Dugout in Waukegan. In his obituary, his granddaughter said he would often call his wife at home from the bar demanding that she look in his encyclopedia to settle a dispute over baseball trivia... Johnny Dickshot died in 1997 in Waukegan. He had four daughters and one son, fourteen grandchildren (including the actor John Ducey)
 

Hopfrog

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Wow. Have to hand it to Thor. Gets into trouble and pitches his way out of it like a veteran. A veteran who throws smoke.
 

Parch

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Blue Jays to-do list today...
Pillar - don't break your face.
Sanchez - don't bounce a pitch.
Batista - launch a bomb.
Win.
 
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